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2017-04-20 02:25:46 PM  
Awesome.
 
2017-04-20 02:31:06 PM  
Both.
 
2017-04-20 02:32:15 PM  

MasterAdkins: Awesome.


This one.
 
2017-04-20 02:51:03 PM  
And they come in dreadnought class
 
2017-04-20 02:51:53 PM  
Redshirt bathing suit? Your just asking to drown.
 
2017-04-20 02:53:34 PM  
Awesome. Why did this stuff and cosplay come about later in my life.
 
2017-04-20 02:57:30 PM  
those ladies are welcome to join my away party
 
2017-04-20 02:58:29 PM  
While I could fill out the one piece with a rather disturbing moose knuckle, I just don't have the moobs to properly fill out the top.
 
2017-04-20 02:59:20 PM  
Just send the red one out first to check for jellyfish, sharks, or riptides.
 
2017-04-20 03:00:02 PM  
My phaser just got set to stun.
 
2017-04-20 03:02:11 PM  
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"Three to beam up, Scotty."

"But the sensors are only readin' two a' ya?"

"I meant what I said, Scotty."
 
2017-04-20 03:05:15 PM  
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2017-04-20 03:05:17 PM  
What does God need with a two piece bathing suit?
 
2017-04-20 03:08:39 PM  

skinink: What does God need with a two piece bathing suit?


Topless tanning convenience.
 
2017-04-20 03:11:04 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And they come in dreadnought class


Discretely offensive?

You I like.
 
2017-04-20 03:13:00 PM  
They seem to be boldly going where no merchandisers have gone before.

I approve but the wife won't...ever.
 
2017-04-20 03:15:48 PM  

Uzzah: [img.fark.net image 550x350]

"Three to beam up, Scotty."



Beam my pants down, Scotty
 
2017-04-20 03:18:40 PM  
I'd show those girls the Captain's log.
 
2017-04-20 03:19:29 PM  

BizarreMan: MasterAdkins: Awesome.

This one.


Thirded.
 
2017-04-20 03:19:36 PM  
Nordwear
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Very nice
 
2017-04-20 03:19:44 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And they come in dreadnought class

Discretely offensive?

You I like.


I know, right?? Quoting the new movies as if they are really Star Trek... the nerve
 
2017-04-20 03:20:11 PM  

puckrock2000: I'd show those girls the Captain's log.


That sounds very, "German" of you.  But hey, who am I to judge your fecal fetish.  Whatever works man.
 
2017-04-20 03:20:15 PM  

puckrock2000: I'd show those girls the Captain's log.


I'd perform the Picard maneuver on them.
 
2017-04-20 03:20:17 PM  
So you are interested in a long term relation, with a man who knows a lot about sex but is still a virgin, who has a job in tech - Star Trek bathing suits. Put away the sonic screwdriver you finding a man
 
2017-04-20 03:21:08 PM  

Cheron: with a man who knows a lot about sex


[citation needed]
 
2017-04-20 03:21:59 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Cheron: with a man who knows a lot about sex

[citation needed]


after viewing years of porn they know the what just not the how
 
2017-04-20 03:23:02 PM  
No Orion swimwear?

Wrong.

//Green dye not included.
 
2017-04-20 03:23:31 PM  
They're testing the waters before revealing the "Captain Kirk Banana Hammock".

They also ran into a problem during CKBH development: it gets torn every time you wear it in the water.
 
2017-04-20 03:26:32 PM  
Time to follow the prime directive
 
2017-04-20 03:33:51 PM  
What, no Gornwear?

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2017-04-20 03:34:19 PM  
... do want. And I need more geeky swimwear. And more swimwear in general.
 
kab
2017-04-20 03:34:34 PM  
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I'd photon torpedo that.
/got nothin'
 
2017-04-20 03:34:50 PM  

indy_kid: They're testing the waters before revealing the "Captain Kirk Banana Hammock".

They also ran into a problem during CKBH development: it gets torn every time you wear it in the water.


For the love of all that is holy, hell no.
 
2017-04-20 03:37:37 PM  
Don't forget the Deanna Troi swim shirt, for when you want to crash something and state the obvious

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2017-04-20 03:37:55 PM  
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it's too late, he's seen everything
 
2017-04-20 03:39:41 PM  
What, no Edo-based swimwear?

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2017-04-20 03:45:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: What, no Gornwear?

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I'd hit it with my diamond cannon
 
2017-04-20 03:46:26 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: FirstNationalBastard: What, no Gornwear?

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I'd hit it with my diamond cannon


She'd be cleaning yellow powder out of her scales for a week!
 
2017-04-20 03:48:25 PM  
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Det. Amy Santiago's hidden lifestyle as a Trekkie is reveled.
 
2017-04-20 03:50:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The All-Powerful Atheismo: FirstNationalBastard: What, no Gornwear?

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I'd hit it with my diamond cannon

She'd be cleaning yellow powder out of her scales for a week!


"BTW honey, you might want to get checked for tribbles"
 
2017-04-20 03:51:25 PM  
My phaser is set to FUN!
 
2017-04-20 03:55:42 PM  
Star Trek innuendo? If we must...
Star Trek: The Sexed Generation
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2017-04-20 04:01:46 PM  
Captain - There be whales here!
 
2017-04-20 04:05:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: for when you want to crash something and state the obvious


It's the official clothing of Fark comments?
 
2017-04-20 04:10:12 PM  

LisaNeedsBraces: FirstNationalBastard: for when you want to crash something and state the obvious

It's the official clothing of Fark comments?


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2017-04-20 04:28:18 PM  
There are no ugly people in the Star Trek universe.
 
2017-04-20 04:28:38 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And they come in dreadnought class

Discretely offensive?

You I like.


It was all the free dreadnoughts and coffee at her reception desk job that did it.

/wish I had sharp knees like that
//wish I could see my knees
 
2017-04-20 04:29:21 PM  

perigee: Captain - There be whales here!


And an asshole, too, apparently
 
2017-04-20 04:30:57 PM  
The Irony is: the Skirt on thet two -piece is WAY longer than the one that was standard issue uniform attire on TOS
 
2017-04-20 04:32:25 PM  
In the photos, one of the women was holding a phaser. As per the Star Trek technical books, are they waterproof or water resistant?
 
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