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(The Hill)   "Hey, Jared, I need a guy who knows about Gyna." "Let me look on Amazon - they've got everything"   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-04-20 01:00:25 PM  
Then what the fark do we need Jared for?  Just use Alexa.

"Alexa...establish peace in the Middle East and fix the opioid addiction problem."
 
2017-04-20 01:39:09 PM  
I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?
 
2017-04-20 01:51:36 PM  
Jared's also the reason $5 footlongs now cost $6.  Or something like that.  I don't know.  He went to Jared!  Squee!!!
/got nothin'
 
2017-04-20 02:42:04 PM  
The. Best. People.
 
2017-04-20 02:45:09 PM  

naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?


The virtues of pussy grabbing immediately come to mind.
 
2017-04-20 03:34:31 PM  

naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?


How about "Disarm North Korea with this one simple trick"?
 
2017-04-20 04:48:10 PM  

naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?



Running a Country for Dummies
 
2017-04-20 05:05:31 PM  
I'll only feel better if this Navarro had a rich dad that bought his way into everything.
 
2017-04-20 05:06:03 PM  

naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?


One weird trick to grow your hands
 
2017-04-20 05:06:07 PM  

Diogenes: Then what the fark do we need Jared for?  Just use Alexa.

"Alexa...establish peace in the Middle East and fix the opioid addiction problem."


"Please repeat. I didn't quite catch that."

He needs a translator from Trumpese to English
 
2017-04-20 05:06:11 PM  

naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?


The Art of Seducing Your Daughter
 
2017-04-20 05:07:03 PM  

naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?


Famous Jewish Sports Legends
 
2017-04-20 05:08:21 PM  
Okay. That settles it. I am going to submit my resume to the White House. I mean...yeah. Why not.

I mean the reason why not is obviously the Eye of Sauron will be on me for 15 seconds, but I bet nothing I've said or done actually matters to them. Oh no, my web browsing habits! If only I was more interesting.
 
2017-04-20 05:09:09 PM  
az616578.vo.msecnd.net
 
2017-04-20 05:09:45 PM  
Sadly, I'm pretty sure this is not the worst method of selecting advisors the Trump machine has used.
 
2017-04-20 05:09:57 PM  
Top.

Men.
 
2017-04-20 05:09:58 PM  
You can't make this sh*t up.
 
2017-04-20 05:11:58 PM  
Hey well at least this one can write............probably.
 
2017-04-20 05:11:59 PM  
Jesus. How does he not have the sense to stretch the truth?

"I read his book and was impressed, we decided to have him in and the President was blown away by his blah blah blah. The end."
 
2017-04-20 05:12:26 PM  
The opening paragraph from an opinion piece in Forbes:

"Peter Navarro is that economist with the very strange views about trade. So strange that when a reporter tried to find, with Navarro's help, any PhD economist in the country who agreed with Navarro's beliefs on trade both of them came up empty handed. Now it is of course possible that the head of the new White House National Trade Council is correct and that the entirety of the rest of the profession is wrong. But that's probably not the way we should be betting."
 
2017-04-20 05:13:36 PM  

Bowen: How does he not have the sense


He's a republican, for starters
 
2017-04-20 05:17:43 PM  
"Hey, Jared, I need a guy who knows about health services."

...

s9.postimg.org
 
2017-04-20 05:18:15 PM  

Walker: You can't make this sh*t up.


I feel like we're living Fear and Loathing in the US...

It's uncomfortably like being drunk (if you're the glass of water.)
 
2017-04-20 05:18:32 PM  
img.fark.net
At least he consulted... something?  Instead of picking guys with cool names like Mad Dog and McMaster because Trump wanted to say those names to applause.
 
2017-04-20 05:19:38 PM  
What about the coal miners???


Navarro has been a proponent of strengthening the manufacturing sector's role in the national economy: "We envision a more Germany-style economy, where 20 percent of our workforce is in manufacturing... And we're not talking about banging tin in the back room
 
2017-04-20 05:27:53 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Bowen: How does he not have the sense

He's a republican, for starters


He is a Democrat.


49th Congressional District

1996 Election:

RepublicanBrian Bilbray(incumbent)108,806 52.7%

Democratic Peter Navarro 86,657 41.9%
 
2017-04-20 05:29:46 PM  

HempHead: He is a Democrat.


49th Congressional District

1996 Election:

RepublicanBrian Bilbray(incumbent)108,806 52.7%

Democratic Peter Navarro 86,657 41.9%


Did Jared Kushner suddenly change his name and assume the identity of another person in the past?  That's actually pretty impressive and now I'm scared.
 
2017-04-20 05:32:53 PM  

naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?


The Art of the Leader: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!
 
2017-04-20 05:35:20 PM  
9780451216588
 
2017-04-20 05:37:40 PM  

naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?


I'd go with something that is a constant struggle and issue. Maybe something like
What To Do When it is Poo: The Fart You Trusted

It Never Let You Down if It Never Came Up

It Isn't Masturbation if Someone Watches

Hooked on Phonics: Senior Addition

Guide to Governments, World Leaders and Shoelaces

Egos and Balloons: How to Inflate Them Yourself

How to Start a War in 3 Easy Steps
(How to Win a War, soon to be released)

Blame and Fishing: Learn How To Cast

Nepotism: When You Can't Fark Your Children, Help Them Fark Others

Appear Brilliant by Surrounding Yourself With Incompetence

Allies: The Real Enemy

I could probably come up with one or two (hundred) more...
 
2017-04-20 05:37:53 PM  

naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?


incestual daughter grooming.
 
2017-04-20 05:43:41 PM  
Huh, I just assumed most of his advisors came from Craigslist and backpages.com.
 
2017-04-20 05:44:34 PM  

KhanAidan: The opening paragraph from an opinion piece in Forbes:

"Peter Navarro is that economist with the very strange views about trade. So strange that when a reporter tried to find, with Navarro's help, any PhD economist in the country who agreed with Navarro's beliefs on trade both of them came up empty handed. Now it is of course possible that the head of the new White House National Trade Council is correct and that the entirety of the rest of the profession is wrong. But that's probably not the way we should be betting."


And the Republican party will still defend this because fark the liberals, that's why.
 
2017-04-20 05:45:06 PM  
Sure. Why not?
 
2017-04-20 05:45:17 PM  
At least he researched.  Baby steps...
 
2017-04-20 05:54:10 PM  
I'm sure Bezos is thrilled at this lil bit of ironic viral marketing.
 
2017-04-20 05:57:47 PM  

naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?


The Ten Second Constitution.

And how it makes money for you!
 
2017-04-20 06:01:04 PM  
Next are they going to look up how to have sex?
 
2017-04-20 06:16:44 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 06:21:22 PM  

naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?


Australia What's their bloody deal?
 
2017-04-20 06:47:37 PM  
Oh-oh-ooooooh, my little Gyna girl.
 
2017-04-20 07:06:49 PM  

HempHead: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Bowen: How does he not have the sense

He's a republican, for starters

He is a Democrat.


49th Congressional District

1996 Election:

RepublicanBrian Bilbray(incumbent)108,806 52.7%

Democratic Peter Navarro 86,657 41.9%


Wasn't Trump a Democrat in 1996?
 
2017-04-20 07:51:49 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: HempHead: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Bowen: How does he not have the sense

He's a republican, for starters

He is a Democrat.


49th Congressional District

1996 Election:

RepublicanBrian Bilbray(incumbent)108,806 52.7%

Democratic Peter Navarro 86,657 41.9%

Wasn't Trump a Democrat in 1996?


I'm not convinced that Trump knows the difference between Democratics and Republicans.
 
2017-04-20 08:52:56 PM  
Navarro is considered a wacko who is making shiat up, more interested in scare tactics by anyone who studies China
 
2017-04-20 09:39:45 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: naughtyrev: I'm gonna self publish a pamphlet, give it a tough talking name and put it on Amazon. Soon I'll be talking with the President. Just need a topic that's likely to come up - suggestions?

How about "Disarm North Korea with this one simple trick"?


Which reminds me, aren't we still waiting for Trump's super-secret plan to eliminate ISIS that he prattled on about incessantly during the campaign?
 
2017-04-20 10:11:25 PM  
goddam!  the entire campaign and this entire admin is a horrible amalgamation of left-overs

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-21 12:16:01 AM  
I MIGHT AS WELL RUN FOR PUBLIC OFFICE MYSELF on a Kill Everyone Platform YOU BASTARDS

there will be plenty of dead bodies during my campaign
 
2017-04-21 03:30:58 AM  

skinink: 9780451216588


I see your clever attempt to indoctrinate us with the New World Order ISBN numbers. Never since the Dreaded Dewey Decimal System has America seen such an insidious, Kenyan-Communist threat!
 
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