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(BBC-US)   Best Korea hold volleyball game at nuclear test site. US Navy prepares to send in Maverick and Goose   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Repeat, nuclear test, Kim Jong-il, Nuclear weapons, Nuclear weapons testing, test site, Pyongyang, Korean War, Nuclear tests  
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2017-04-20 11:02:29 AM  
Later news reports that Kim Jong Un tied his own record by serving 21 straight aces.
 
2017-04-20 11:08:14 AM  
Winning team gets the few radiation suits they have. Losing team gets used rubber gloves and surgical masks.
 
2017-04-20 01:23:13 PM  
Is Lil' Kim playing?  Can we bomb the area?  If we do, would the rest of their military rise to face us or surrender?
 
2017-04-20 03:20:33 PM  
Final score: Un - nothing
 
2017-04-20 03:56:32 PM  
When playing nuclear volleyball, it's usually best to serve than to receive.
 
2017-04-20 03:58:56 PM  
It's like the movie Project X.  The soldiers get dosed with radiation and they play volleyball until they die.  Then the scientist study the corpses and eat them.
 
2017-04-20 03:59:08 PM  
Don't forget Slider and buckets of lotion
 
2017-04-20 04:00:37 PM  
Nah... those boys just buzzed the towers with their high speed passes.
 
2017-04-20 04:06:56 PM  
Goose is dead, subby!  And your headline can't change that.
 
2017-04-20 04:08:31 PM  
Seems like a classic attention misdirection. It's almost too obvious.
 
2017-04-20 04:09:49 PM  
You know you're gay if you refer to Top Gun as that volleyball movie.
 
2017-04-20 04:10:15 PM  
One of life's simple joys, is playing with the boys.
 
2017-04-20 04:10:36 PM  
hey!  not cool boozeguy.
 
2017-04-20 04:11:58 PM  

bobtheme: Is Lil' Kim playing?  Can we bomb the area?  If we do, would the rest of their military rise to face us or surrender?


Kim prefers basketball. For him throwing basketball into basket is like throwing stuff into the sea
 
2017-04-20 04:12:11 PM  

booztravlr: You know you're gay if you refer to Top Gun as that volleyball movie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRwud05YMHI
 
2017-04-20 04:15:12 PM  
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2017-04-20 04:18:32 PM  
You had better call Kenny Loggins....

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....cause you're in the Danger Zone.
 
2017-04-20 04:20:00 PM  
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2017-04-20 04:21:17 PM  
 
2017-04-20 04:23:00 PM  

FlyingBacon: Nah... those boys just buzzed the towers with their high speed passes.


And one Admiral's daughter
 
2017-04-20 04:24:05 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [memes.doublie.com image 625x376]


Why do I suspect they're not wearing pants :(
 
2017-04-20 04:30:02 PM  

cowgirl toffee: You had better call Kenny Loggins....

[static.blog.scholastic.com image 638x359]
....cause you're in the Danger Zone.

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2017-04-20 04:30:25 PM  
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2017-04-20 04:36:13 PM  
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2017-04-20 04:36:53 PM  
Super Dodge Ball (NES) Music - China Theme
Youtube 0JSOrXzwnIA
 
2017-04-20 04:37:29 PM  
Isn't being on or near a nuclear test site during/shortly after a test the way John Wayne and several other people got cancer? Or does that only happen with surface tests above a certain yield?
 
2017-04-20 04:42:25 PM  

JayCab: FlyingBacon: Nah... those boys just buzzed the towers with their high speed passes.

And one Admiral's daughter


Well done, well done!
 
2017-04-20 05:48:22 PM  
I still remember laughing hysterically when one of the side-missions on Borderlands 2 turned out to be a Top Gun volleyball spoof, complete with shirtless bandits and a volleyball pit.

/You can be my wingman anytime
//When you turn in the mission.
 
2017-04-20 06:19:59 PM  

booztravlr: You know you're gay if you refer to Top Gun as that volleyball movie.


I've always wondered why his callsign was Goose. He must have been giving everyone UFIA.
 
2017-04-20 06:31:18 PM  
I'm guessing they were researching how to make nuclear weapons and came across the term "nuclear football" and a poor translation turned it into Nuclear Volleyball...
 
2017-04-20 08:16:16 PM  

cowgirl toffee: You had better call Kenny Loggins....

[static.blog.scholastic.com image 638x359]
....cause you're in the Danger Zone.


SERIOUSLY!
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?!?
 
2017-04-20 10:10:08 PM  
Thats "K-Log " !!!
 
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