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(Portland Mercury)   The Best and Worst Video Games to Play Stoned. Most Farkers unaware that any other ways exist   ( portlandmercury.com) divider line
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2017-04-20 12:00:20 PM  
The best and worst game would be F-Zero.
 
2017-04-20 12:09:22 PM  
The people who created said list have obviously not played "Subnautica" yet.
 
2017-04-20 12:14:42 PM  
clearly these people have yet to play "Everything"

hell, the deeply philosophical gameplay trailer makes for some deeeeeeeeeeeep shiat while stoned
 
2017-04-20 12:30:40 PM  
If you play Mario Party stoned you'll come to an epiphany:  Wait, dude, this game was designed to wear out controllers so you'll have to buy more!
 
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2017-04-20 02:52:37 PM  
Playing the Shangri-La and yogi/Reggie missions on far cry 4 while stoned is pretty incredible...
 
2017-04-20 02:52:43 PM  
I knew a guy that was a hardcore gamer.  One of our first conversations:
"I don't know how people play Halo stoned."
"You play SOBER?"
 
2017-04-20 02:53:25 PM  
Eternal Darkness
 
2017-04-20 02:54:18 PM  
Here's a random list of video games.
 
2017-04-20 02:59:24 PM  
Rez.
 
2017-04-20 02:59:44 PM  
Endless Ocean had me spellbound for a week or so.
 
2017-04-20 03:01:03 PM  
Tempest X?
 
2017-04-20 03:01:05 PM  
This guy is terrible. His first choice is Mario Party without mentioning Smash Brothers. Kind of a weird list too. Seems almost random.
 
2017-04-20 03:01:21 PM  
one of the best: Bit Trip Runner 1 and 2
worst: Kerbal Space Program
 
2017-04-20 03:01:34 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Eternal Darkness


You're a stronger man than I.
 
2017-04-20 03:01:35 PM  
I can imagine ABZÛ would be really nice while stoned.

Abzu Official Trailer - E3 2016
Youtube bpvHqAsNVH0
 
2017-04-20 03:02:28 PM  
Shadow of the Collossus
 
2017-04-20 03:03:01 PM  
PaRappa the Rapper
Katamari Damacy
Viva Pinata

C'mon folks.  These are gimmes.
 
2017-04-20 03:03:11 PM  
Tecmo Bowl
 
2017-04-20 03:04:48 PM  
N2O
 
2017-04-20 03:05:13 PM  
Bookmark. I'll be back later to finalize my plans for this evening.
 
2017-04-20 03:05:59 PM  
Anything super colourful is a good choice.  So, retro games are my go to.  Super Mario World, Turtles in Time, etc.
 
2017-04-20 03:05:59 PM  
Never played high (though I will admit to some drunken World of tanks and World of Warships driving), but after trying 'Dark Souls' on my son's X-box 360, I think I would need some mellow weed to keep me from throwing the controller through the TV.

/p.s. "YOU DIED"
 
2017-04-20 03:06:18 PM  

rjakobi: Leader O'Cola: Eternal Darkness

You're a stronger man than I.


Yeah, a couple of times I got up and walked out of the room while playing that game.
 
2017-04-20 03:06:33 PM  
My favorites:

Space Funeral
Hotline Miami
Catherine
BroForce
Persona 4 (RPG and Fighting Games)
Journey
Fallout 3 and up

My least favorites:
The Binding of Isaac
Any 3-D rendered Final Fantasy
GTA (Any of them)
Portal (Same)
 
2017-04-20 03:06:36 PM  
That reminds me, are they still working on that Scorn game?  The Giger one?
 
2017-04-20 03:07:48 PM  

logic523: PaRappa the Rapper
Katamari Damacy
Viva Pinata

C'mon folks.  These are gimmes.


Oh Katamari, that game is so fun but good luck explaining it to someone without sounding crazy.
"You just roll stuff into a ball, it's super fun!"
 
2017-04-20 03:07:57 PM  
List is incomplete without super smash brothers 64
 
2017-04-20 03:08:11 PM  
Seaman for Dreamcast - Angry Video Game Nerd
Youtube -IV8hCvsXy0
 
2017-04-20 03:08:27 PM  
My favorite game to play stoned?

MARIO MOTHER farkING KART
 
2017-04-20 03:08:40 PM  
Had a college roommate who when high became unbeatable on Rainbow Road on MK64.  

And I've wasted a lot a time stoned playing Flower
 
2017-04-20 03:08:44 PM  
LSD: The Dream Emulator

P&T's Desert Bus
 
2017-04-20 03:08:55 PM  

ScrletFire: List is incomplete without super smash brothers 64


We would be friends.
 
2017-04-20 03:09:07 PM  
does it really matter? you're stoned and playing video games, hard to fark that up.
 
2017-04-20 03:09:34 PM  
Pretty much anything, except perhaps online games where you might become a liability for your team.
 
2017-04-20 03:11:47 PM  

logic523: PaRappa the RapperKatamari DamacyViva PinataC'mon folks. These are gimmes.


Maybe not. I mean, it's a lot more fun to get DRUNK and play those games...Especially UmJammer Lammy, which after a few beers is incredibly challenging and fun.
 
2017-04-20 03:11:51 PM  
Damned stoners. I only game while drunk.
 
2017-04-20 03:12:42 PM  

somedude210: Everything


Thank you for this, drops tomorrow on steam.
 
2017-04-20 03:13:18 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-04-20 03:15:10 PM  

ltdanman44: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/-IV8hCvsXy0 - 480x270]


What's really weird is that Seaman is voiced by Leonard Nimoy, apparently doing a George Takei impression. That has always blown my mind.
 
2017-04-20 03:15:45 PM  
Sure, I'll add more.

Dwarf Fortress
Timesplitters
Portal
Journey
Monkey Island
Bomberman
Amnesia
Supremacy
Another World
Stunts
The Bard's Tale
R-Type
 
2017-04-20 03:16:56 PM  
Any game since the invention of PAUSE was added DUH.

I remember having to kill plays just to get the next rip and let player 2 take over.

Save points ? amateurs
 
2017-04-20 03:17:12 PM  
Golf. Most any one will do.
 
2017-04-20 03:17:23 PM  
Drunks and stoners at a LAN party years back: Battlefield 1942, having our side RIDE the B17 bomber while I pilot drunk on the Operation Market Garden map.

"FLY THE BRIDGE!"
 
2017-04-20 03:18:09 PM  

radarlove: LSD: The Dream Emulator

P&T's Desert Bus


LSD: Minecraft
Minecraft Acid Interstate V3
Youtube geGziPUQD2U
 
2017-04-20 03:19:22 PM  

Bannanaslug: logic523: PaRappa the Rapper
Katamari Damacy
Viva Pinata

C'mon folks.  These are gimmes.

Oh Katamari, that game is so fun but good luck explaining it to someone without sounding crazy.
"You just roll stuff into a ball, it's super fun!"


I just succumbed to my kids' pleading to set up my PS2, and Katamari is far and away the crowd favorite.  They're not really coordinated enough to control it themselves, so they like screaming directions at me while I play.  They find the king's endless abusive monologues hilarious.
 
2017-04-20 03:19:46 PM  
Metal Gears were always pretty good to play stoned.   Kinda struck the right balance between fun/immersive/tedious.
 
2017-04-20 03:21:04 PM  
I remember Beatles RockBand was very weed friendly too...those McCartney bass lines were a blast.
 
2017-04-20 03:21:41 PM  
All I know is my college buddies got much better at Tekken the more they smoked... :/
 
2017-04-20 03:22:06 PM  
Terraria - nice and mellow.  Let's dig over here.  Oh!  Shiny!  Let's go in that direction.  Need to build a bridge though...*15 min later, staring at some convoluted architecture that got the job done*  Whoah.....  Oh look!  Shiny!!  I wonder how my peeps are doing?  *25 min later, entire new collection of houses built* That's very nice.  I wonder what's "up"?

Seriously, you can focus to an absurd level on one thing at a time, then go off on a complete tangent to something entirely different.  Whatever tickles your pickle at the moment.

RPGs with heavy inventory management aspects tend to find me spending inordinate amounts of time organizing imaginary objects.
 
2017-04-20 03:23:44 PM  

MrPoopyPants: somedude210: Everything

Thank you for this, drops tomorrow on steam.


oh man, tomorrow? *squeals with glee*

is there a price listed yet?
 
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