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(NBC Philadelphia)   Looking at this guy's mugshot, we could have figured out the first part of the headline   ( nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line
    More: Followup, New Jersey, woman, 35-year-old New Jersey, Death, macabre three-day period, corpse, 52-year-old woman, Schmarr  
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2017-04-20 01:12:41 PM  
A 35-year-old New Jersey man is in trouble for failing to report the death of a woman whose corpse he lived with for days

Ah, I see he met my ex.
 
2017-04-20 06:31:15 PM  
Having a unibrow should be a crime.
 
2017-04-20 07:11:12 PM  
"Officers checked on Schmarr last month after the mother of child went to police reporting said she received a suspicious text message from him. She said she was worried about him and the woman he lived with."

Huh? Was it the dead 52 year old's mother? You might think that. But in the last paragraph, it mentions he is charged with taking drugs in front of a youth, wtf.
 
2017-04-20 08:49:36 PM  
Beats getting high with actual, living people.

/getting high with my dogs right now
//and Steam
///better than people
 
2017-04-20 08:50:08 PM  
Weekend at Bernice's
 
2017-04-20 08:50:49 PM  
That guy is what I imagine that Jesus looked like.
 
2017-04-20 08:51:38 PM  
It's Dexter's brother...

media.nbcphiladelphia.com

i.ytimg.com
 
2017-04-20 08:57:25 PM  

blatz514: A 35-year-old New Jersey man is in trouble for failing to report the death of a woman whose corpse he lived with for days

Ah, I see he met my ex.


I guess that makes us wiener cousins.
 
2017-04-20 08:58:46 PM  
Pretty sure the article writer was also using drugs for 3 days.

awful.
 
2017-04-20 09:01:36 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Pretty sure the article writer was also using drugs for 3 days.

awful.


Have you been to Philadelphia?
 
2017-04-20 09:06:38 PM  
Subby, you're wrong. I'd expect the first part to read "Port St Lucie man..."
 
2017-04-20 09:15:44 PM  
The spam comment is gold

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 09:16:04 PM  
Maybe he thought if he did enough drugs she would come back alive.
 
2017-04-20 09:18:38 PM  

jjwars1: Giant Clown Shoe: Pretty sure the article writer was also using drugs for 3 days.

awful.

Have you been to Philadelphia?


fair.
 
2017-04-20 09:21:42 PM  
Well:
She's dead.
I'm farked.
Got drugs.
What to do?
"Cogito,
Elle muerto,
Ergo;
I'm getting high."
Howbow dah?
 
2017-04-20 09:26:31 PM  

The_Sponge: Having a unibrow should be a crime.


l.yimg.com
Well I wish you would quit eating cookies in the damn bed!
 
2017-04-20 09:26:44 PM  

Schmerd1948: Well:
She's dead.
I'm farked.
Got drugs.
What to do?
"Cogito,
Elle muerto,
Ergo;
I'm getting high."
Howbow dah?


That is a terrible poem. Evocative, but your meter needs work.
 
2017-04-20 09:28:51 PM  

Tatertoot: Schmerd1948: Well:
She's dead.
I'm farked.
Got drugs.
What to do?
"Cogito,
Elle muerto,
Ergo;
I'm getting high."
Howbow dah?

That is a terrible poem. Evocative, but your meter needs work.


Catch him outside!
 
2017-04-20 09:29:43 PM  
Dave Grohl looks like shiat these days.
 
2017-04-20 09:33:54 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: Dave Grohl looks like shiat these days.


A friend of mine used to be a butcher. He said Grohl would come in occasionally and buy an insane amount of cheese. Several grocery carts worth. The dude loves cheese.
 
2017-04-20 09:34:40 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: Dave Grohl looks like shiat these days.


almost made same joke using Freddy Prinze Jr
 
2017-04-20 09:47:25 PM  
Officers checked on Schmarr last month after the mother of child went to police reporting said she received a suspicious text message from him. She said she was worried about him and the woman he lived with.

What is this supposed to mean?
 
2017-04-20 09:48:21 PM  
Baby, you want another hit?

Baby?

Oh sh....riiiight!


cdn.meme.am
 
2017-04-20 09:52:39 PM  
after the mother of child went to police reporting said she received caught sayof a suspicious text message
 
2017-04-20 09:53:53 PM  

Tatertoot: Schmerd1948: Well:
She's dead.
I'm farked.
Got drugs.
What to do?
"Cogito,
Elle muerto,
Ergo;
I'm getting high."
Howbow dah?

That is a terrible poem. Evocative, but your meter needs work.


Hey, man...I'm on another plane. My meter is, like running
At a cosmic rate.
So, contemplate
The psychic state
I inhabate
Mate.
''Tis great!
Or grape
or something
.
 
2017-04-20 09:56:37 PM  

Moniker o' Shame: Officers checked on Schmarr last month after the mother of child went to police reporting said she received a suspicious text message from him. She said she was worried about him and the woman he lived with.

What is this supposed to mean?


Welcome to the wonderful world of modern "journalism".
 
2017-04-20 10:00:06 PM  

Moniker o' Shame: Officers checked on Schmarr last month after the mother of child went to police reporting said she received a suspicious text message from him. She said she was worried about him and the woman he lived with.

What is this supposed to mean?


All part of the fun of living in the future. #MAGA
 
2017-04-20 10:01:06 PM  

LordOfThePings: Weekend at Bernice's


Somewhat obviously

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 10:04:13 PM  
FTA: "Police say Schmarr bought heroin, crack and cocaine in Paterson before the morbid three-day period that he spent with the corpse."

What's with buying cocaine?  That's like drinking a lite beer in the middle of a bunch of whiskey shots.
 
2017-04-20 10:19:17 PM  
That fine writing there Lou
 
2017-04-20 10:25:40 PM  

Schmerd1948: Tatertoot: Schmerd1948: Well:
She's dead.
I'm farked.
Got drugs.
What to do?
"Cogito,
Elle muerto,
Ergo;
I'm getting high."
Howbow dah?

That is a terrible poem. Evocative, but your meter needs work.

Hey, man...I'm on another plane. My meter is, like running
At a cosmic rate.
So, contemplate
The psychic state
I inhabate
Mate.
''Tis great!
Or grape
or something
.


Lol, I like it. Especially the part about the grape. The random period at the end is nice, too, very
ee cummings.
 
2017-04-20 10:28:10 PM  
Weakend at Bernie's Part Deaux?
 
2017-04-20 10:32:42 PM  
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Mary Jane's Last Dance
Youtube aowSGxim_O8


Come on fark! You are slipping!!@@!1!
 
2017-04-20 10:35:50 PM  
I thought we weren't supposed to judge anyone by their looks.
 
2017-04-20 10:41:43 PM  

Errk: I thought we weren't supposed to judge anyone by their looks.


If you have good judgment you can judge people by their looks.
 
2017-04-20 10:44:06 PM  
media.nbcphiladelphia.com

His statement:  "Dude"
 
2017-04-20 10:44:44 PM  
So many layers of wrong. I don't even know where to invest my smartassery.
 
2017-04-20 10:57:58 PM  

Schmerd1948: Tatertoot: Schmerd1948: Well:
She's dead.
I'm farked.
Got drugs.
What to do?
"Cogito,
Elle muerto,
Ergo;
I'm getting high."
Howbow dah?

That is a terrible poem. Evocative, but your meter needs work.

Hey, man...I'm on another plane. My meter is, like running
At a cosmic rate.
So, contemplate
The psychic state
I inhabate
Mate.
''Tis great!
Or grape
or something
.

i can proudly do far worse!

getting high
with the dead
waste of pot
she did not puff
she did not pass
only dropped the joint
now my house on fire
and my stash too
smells good
let's get some Arby's
 
2017-04-20 11:01:01 PM  

That Guy...From That Show!: FTA: "Police say Schmarr bought heroin, crack and cocaine in Paterson before the morbid three-day period that he spent with the corpse."

What's with buying cocaine?  That's like drinking a lite beer in the middle of a bunch of whiskey shots.


make your own freebase?

duh.
 
2017-04-20 11:28:17 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Pretty sure the article writer was also using drugs for 3 days.

awful.


Pretty sure this comment writer is in no position ...

/i keed,  I keed
//slashy
///threes man
 
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-04-20 11:48:11 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: That Guy...From That Show!: FTA: "Police say Schmarr bought heroin, crack and cocaine in Paterson before the morbid three-day period that he spent with the corpse."

What's with buying cocaine?  That's like drinking a lite beer in the middle of a bunch of whiskey shots.

make your own freebase?

duh.


The first and third go together in one spoon, play jacks with the crack.
 
2017-04-20 11:49:53 PM  

farkingismybusiness: The_Sponge: Having a unibrow should be a crime.

[l.yimg.com image 360x270]
Well I wish you would quit eating cookies in the damn bed!


Haha!
 
2017-04-20 11:51:28 PM  

stuffy: Maybe he thought if he did enough drugs she would come back alive.


It was Easter weekend after all. Perhaps he's just a devout Christian and thought she would rise on the third day
 
2017-04-21 12:08:48 AM  
Is reality really so bad that this dude needed to get high enough to make living with a corpse seem like a good idea? And who the fark leave a kid under the supervision of a guy that farked up?
 
2017-04-21 12:09:57 AM  
Police said the latter charge stemmed from Schmarr taking drugs in the company of a child that he was caring for at some point during the three-day stretch.

I'm guessing it was this kid:
Officers checked on Schmarr last month after the mother of child went to police reporting said she received a suspicious text message from him.

So this woman left the kid with him and later picked the kid up, and presumably after that he texted her something suspicious. I hate to think she asked him if he could look after the kid and would the woman he lives with mind that and he responded "She's won't say anything...ever again lol" and she said "Great, we'll be right over".
 
2017-04-21 12:29:47 AM  

uber humper: [media.nbcphiladelphia.com image 652x367]

His statement:  "Dude"


I'm still trying to figure out if he's the dead guy or the stoned guy.
 
2017-04-21 12:31:10 AM  
Stay classy Hopatcong. Stay classy...
 
2017-04-21 01:08:08 AM  

433: Giant Clown Shoe: That Guy...From That Show!: FTA: "Police say Schmarr bought heroin, crack and cocaine in Paterson before the morbid three-day period that he spent with the corpse."

What's with buying cocaine?  That's like drinking a lite beer in the middle of a bunch of whiskey shots.

make your own freebase?

duh.

The first and third go together in one spoon, play jacks with the crack.


Yeah, isn't that a speedball or whatever killed Belushi (and many others)?
Something about trying to go high and low at the same time messes you up bad...

farkingismybusiness: Non Sequitur Man: Dave Grohl looks like shiat these days.

A friend of mine used to be a butcher. He said Grohl would come in occasionally and buy an insane amount of cheese. Several grocery carts worth. The dude loves cheese.


Why would a butcher have cheese, unless it is headcheese?
So, David Grohl loves headcheese?
 
2017-04-21 02:56:58 AM  

stuffy: Maybe he thought if he did enough drugs she would come back alive.


It says he researched decomposition on his phone and turned on the AC. I think he thought he could finish the drugs in a couple days and then get rid of the body. Maybe sell it, IDK.
 
2017-04-21 04:55:28 AM  

dbrunker: uber humper: [media.nbcphiladelphia.com image 652x367]

His statement:  "Dude"

I'm still trying to figure out if he's the dead guy or the stoned guy.


Pretty sure he's dead on the inside.
 
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