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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Police say man touched woman inappropriately in Market Basket, which, we might assume, is near the bread basket?   ( wmur.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Capt. Timothy McLin, Somersworth stores, sexually explicit comments, misdemeanor sexual assault, Somersworth police, deli aisle, lewd behavior, dairy aisle  
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2017-04-20 12:33:36 PM  
Better than touching her Publix area.
 
2017-04-20 01:12:52 PM  
I assume this man wasn't a celebrity or they would have let him do it.
 
2017-04-20 03:14:46 PM  
I'd avoid the cheese aisle if I were you

/NTTAWWT
 
2017-04-20 03:51:32 PM  
Did he find her sour cream?

/I'll see myself out
 
2017-04-20 04:24:00 PM  
A lot of men need to be shown how to touch the Market Basket appropriately. The videos are deceiving.
 
2017-04-20 04:26:42 PM  
Mahhhhhh-ket Basket.
 
2017-04-20 04:27:09 PM  

blatz514: Did he find her sour cream?

/I'll see myself out


pinched her cottage cheese.
 
2017-04-20 04:29:57 PM  

vudukungfu: blatz514: Did he find her sour cream?

/I'll see myself out

pinched her cottage cheese.


Was she wearing shorts?

/thighs
 
2017-04-20 04:31:38 PM  
If it's yeasty enough to make bread, you probably don't want to be touching it.
 
2017-04-20 04:32:48 PM  
Cheap-assed market. The ones in urban areas are crazy when busy.
 
2017-04-20 04:33:06 PM  
Playing crowd feelies. Jeebus, what a creeper
 
2017-04-20 04:35:07 PM  
Next to Woolworth?
 
2017-04-20 04:41:20 PM  
That's why I always do my touching at Hole Foods.
 
2017-04-20 04:41:26 PM  

Prof. Frink: If it's yeasty enough to make bread, you probably don't want to be touching it.


There was a story early last year or so on fark about a woman either baking bread or brewing beer with her "own" yeast.

So basically you are 10 000% right.
 
2017-04-20 04:43:01 PM  
Operation Market Basket met with unexpected resistance.
 
2017-04-20 05:00:36 PM  
"There was no touching," McLin said. "There was some sexually explicit comments he made, along with some movement and touching on his own person toward that person."

So was there touching or not?
At least he wasn't trying this at the packy.
 
2017-04-20 05:03:34 PM  

maxandgrinch: A lot of men need to be shown how to touch the Market Basket appropriately. The videos are deceiving.


I can't even find the damn place!
 
2017-04-20 05:05:16 PM  

punkwrestler: "There was no touching," McLin said. "There was some sexually explicit comments he made, along with some movement and touching on his own person toward that person."

So was there touching or not?
At least he wasn't trying this at the packy.


Quote regarding a previous arrest earlier this year.
 
2017-04-20 05:06:50 PM  

punkwrestler: "There was no touching," McLin said. "There was some sexually explicit comments he made, along with some movement and touching on his own person toward that person."

So was there touching or not?
At least he wasn't trying this at the packy.


I had the same question about whether there was touching.  After much more thought than TFA deserves, I surmise the officer was talking about the previous incident at the Walmart.
 
2017-04-20 05:10:35 PM  
It's right next to the compost bin.
 
2017-04-20 05:15:26 PM  

LordOfThePings: punkwrestler: "There was no touching," McLin said. "There was some sexually explicit comments he made, along with some movement and touching on his own person toward that person."

So was there touching or not?
At least he wasn't trying this at the packy.

Quote regarding a previous arrest earlier this year.


He's escalating, through my behavioral analysis degree, from watching TV cop shows, I can speculate he will eventually graduate to rape and murder.
 
2017-04-20 05:23:41 PM  
I made the piggly wiggly.
 
2017-04-20 05:36:02 PM  
either on her muffin or on her buns.
 
2017-04-20 05:40:15 PM  

FriarReb98: Cheap-assed market. The ones in urban areas are crazy when busy.


Ahh, yes, the Market Basket (Demoulas) / Hannaford / Shaws debate.

MB for canned / non perishable

Shaws for meats and produce, perishable stuff. Also a better deli.

Hannaford if you feel like getting ass raped on prices.
 
2017-04-20 05:43:41 PM  

Aezetyr: FriarReb98: Cheap-assed market. The ones in urban areas are crazy when busy.

Ahh, yes, the Market Basket (Demoulas) / Hannaford / Shaws debate.

MB for canned / non perishable

Shaws for meats and produce, perishable stuff. Also a better deli.

Hannaford if you feel like getting ass raped on prices.


For us in the butt raping happens at Shaws.
 
2017-04-20 05:45:09 PM  

Aezetyr: FriarReb98: Cheap-assed market. The ones in urban areas are crazy when busy.

Ahh, yes, the Market Basket (Demoulas) / Hannaford / Shaws debate.

MB for canned / non perishable

Shaws Stop & Shop for meats and produce, perishable stuff. Also a better deli.

Hannaford if you feel like getting ass raped on prices.


FTFY. Shaw's is better than MB, but S&S has the best meats (used to have family that worked there).
 
2017-04-20 06:20:21 PM  
No melons were harmed in the investigation.

/ Dover man's new name may be Ben.
 
2017-04-20 06:23:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 06:51:40 PM  

punkwrestler: LordOfThePings: punkwrestler: "There was no touching," McLin said. "There was some sexually explicit comments he made, along with some movement and touching on his own person toward that person."

So was there touching or not?
At least he wasn't trying this at the packy.

Quote regarding a previous arrest earlier this year.

He's escalating, through my behavioral analysis degree, from watching TV cop shows, I can speculate he will eventually graduate to rape and murder.


Maybe even president
 
2017-04-20 07:14:08 PM  

Aezetyr: FriarReb98: Cheap-assed market. The ones in urban areas are crazy when busy.

Ahh, yes, the Market Basket (Demoulas) / Hannaford / Shaws debate.

MB for canned / non perishable

Shaws for meats and produce, perishable stuff. Also a better deli.

Hannaford if you feel like getting ass raped on prices.



MB for most everything.

Shaws for sale items only.  Everything else is a rip off, although I'll spring for an overpriced steak every now and then.

Hannaford only as a convenience store when nothing else is open or too far away.
 
2017-04-20 07:14:24 PM  

punkwrestler: LordOfThePings: punkwrestler: "There was no touching," McLin said. "There was some sexually explicit comments he made, along with some movement and touching on his own person toward that person."

So was there touching or not?
At least he wasn't trying this at the packy.

Quote regarding a previous arrest earlier this year.

He's escalating, through my behavioral analysis degree, from watching TV cop shows, I can speculate he will eventually graduate to rape and murder.


I'm not sold one way or the other on this guy.  He could be a creep, or he could be a clumsy, foul mouth guy.  I've met both types, so I'm not too quick to start making this guy register where he lives just yet.

Also, how boring is that town that store staff and police have time for this stuff.  Store staff could've just waited to see if the guy returns, and explain to him he can either watch himself, or get banned.  I don't believe our cops will tear themselves from the latest violent crime or car wreck to even stop by the store.
 
2017-04-20 07:23:12 PM  
They may try to take this to trial, but I think he'll get off.
 
2017-04-20 07:23:52 PM  

lack of warmth: punkwrestler: LordOfThePings: punkwrestler: "There was no touching," McLin said. "There was some sexually explicit comments he made, along with some movement and touching on his own person toward that person."

So was there touching or not?
At least he wasn't trying this at the packy.

Quote regarding a previous arrest earlier this year.

He's escalating, through my behavioral analysis degree, from watching TV cop shows, I can speculate he will eventually graduate to rape and murder.

I'm not sold one way or the other on this guy.  He could be a creep, or he could be a clumsy, foul mouth guy.  I've met both types, so I'm not too quick to start making this guy register where he lives just yet.

Also, how boring is that town that store staff and police have time for this stuff.  Store staff could've just waited to see if the guy returns, and explain to him he can either watch himself, or get banned.  I don't believe our cops will tear themselves from the latest violent crime or car wreck to even stop by the store.


You need to start watching Criminal Minds more often and you will see....
 
2017-04-20 07:35:21 PM  

Almost-ready: I made the piggly wiggly.


And not in a safe way.
 
2017-04-20 07:58:10 PM  
Was it because of Winn Dixie?
 
2017-04-20 08:11:09 PM  
So where is the appropriate place to touch women, the check-out line?

\ asking for a friend of a friend
 
2017-04-20 09:10:07 PM  

punkwrestler: lack of warmth: punkwrestler: LordOfThePings: punkwrestler: "There was no touching," McLin said. "There was some sexually explicit comments he made, along with some movement and touching on his own person toward that person."

So was there touching or not?
At least he wasn't trying this at the packy.

Quote regarding a previous arrest earlier this year.

He's escalating, through my behavioral analysis degree, from watching TV cop shows, I can speculate he will eventually graduate to rape and murder.

I'm not sold one way or the other on this guy.  He could be a creep, or he could be a clumsy, foul mouth guy.  I've met both types, so I'm not too quick to start making this guy register where he lives just yet.

Also, how boring is that town that store staff and police have time for this stuff.  Store staff could've just waited to see if the guy returns, and explain to him he can either watch himself, or get banned.  I don't believe our cops will tear themselves from the latest violent crime or car wreck to even stop by the store.

You need to start watching Criminal Minds more often and you will see....


Yeah, that's what I need.  I'll get right on that between two jobs, a long list of chores, and watching NHL playoffs.
 
2017-04-21 07:43:12 AM  
Yinz gat no love fer Jianiggle.
 
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