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(Politico)   Donny gets his 100 day report card. Let's just say that it's a good thing today happens to be 4/20   ( secure.politico.com) divider line
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2017-04-20 08:31:01 AM  
Republicans are inclined to give him good grades on his performance in office so far - mostly A's and B's. Democrats are tougher in their assessments - mostly D's and F's

"Rep. Congressman ______ , how do you grade Trump's presidency so far?"
"Well, I would have to say I give him an 'A', harumph! Great job."
"What are you basing that on sir?"
"Why the bombing, of course!"
"The Afghanistan bombing, or the Syrian missile strike?"
"Neither. The SMOKE BOMB!"  *runs away*
 
2017-04-20 08:42:30 AM  
"No administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days - that includes on military, on the border, on trade, on regulation, on law enforcement - we love our law enforcement - and on government reform," he said.

You just can't help yourself Donald, can you? Saying blatantly dopey things that are easily disprovable?

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2017-04-20 08:52:45 AM  
Earlier this week, Trump described his administration's achievements in glowing terms at an event in Wisconsin.

"No administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days - that includes on military, on the border, on trade, on regulation, on law enforcement - we love our law enforcement - and on government reform," he said.


That's like saying nobody has accomplished more with Jewish people, the infirm and the handicapped as Hitler from 1938-1945.
 
2017-04-20 08:55:10 AM  
How long until the defenders show up. Lets see, I bet the first argument is "but he's worked more in 100 days than Obama did in 8 years".

Which is fine, I have people in my office who work pretty much double the amount of time I work. They don't get anything done, they're either incompetent or just want to put in face time. I wonder which one Trump goes for.
 
2017-04-20 09:04:40 AM  
"No administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days..."

Oh, dear, sweet Jesus.
 
2017-04-20 09:13:15 AM  
Happy bday, Hitler.
 
2017-04-20 09:28:37 AM  
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`They gave me an `F' for `fantastic' - just like that bigly college I went to & gradubated early!'
 
2017-04-20 09:35:04 AM  

oldfarthenry: [img.fark.net image 313x179]
`They gave me an `F' for `fantastic' - just like that bigly college I went to & gradubated early!'


Maybe his dad can donate to America to get Donnie's grades changed.
 
2017-04-20 09:35:49 AM  
You have to pretty delusional to see anything that could be called "success" in this administration. Aside form funneling cash to Mar-a-Largo
 
2017-04-20 09:36:26 AM  
Mostly "A", whole report card.
 
2017-04-20 09:56:01 AM  
F-
 
2017-04-20 09:56:32 AM  

Gubbo: How long until the defenders show up. Lets see, I bet the first argument is "but he's worked more in 100 days than Obama did in 8 years".

Which is fine, I have people in my office who work pretty much double the amount of time I work. They don't get anything done, they're either incompetent or just want to put in face time. I wonder which one Trump goes for.


He's certainly worked more on his swing.
 
2017-04-20 09:56:46 AM  
When even his hardest core supporters can't muster up more than a 16% "A" overall...
 
2017-04-20 09:57:56 AM  
I must be smoking too much. I thought I saw Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, and Ted Nugent in the White House.
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2017-04-20 09:58:59 AM  
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2017-04-20 09:59:03 AM  
He will get a buddy to lend him some "inspiration" from a president who was also paranoid and corrupt but actually competent:
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(Why yes, that is Roger Stone's bong in the shape of Nixon's head. No, I don't know why he has his Christmas tree up still.)
 
2017-04-20 10:00:39 AM  
It's not partisan to say Trump gets an F, it just means they don't have their heads lodged firm up his ass.
 
2017-04-20 10:00:45 AM  

edmo: You have to pretty delusional to see anything that could be called "success" in this administration. Aside form funneling cash to Mar-a-Largo


This is true. And I'm kind of happy about that, given their terrifying goals. But I'm also worried, for the first time in my life, that a nuclear war could break out at any given time. I mean, if the Russia story grows any more legs or trump remembers where he put the USS Carl Vinson, I would expect WWIII to break out for strategic distracting purposes.
 
2017-04-20 10:03:38 AM  
TPP dead, Gorsuch Gowdy and Sessions confirmed, bombing the shiat out of ISIS, China stepping up on trade and NK, jobs jobs jobs, market at an all time high, pipeline being built, swamp draining in progress.

All while dragging Ryan and McConnell and McCain behind him.

A+++
 
2017-04-20 10:04:15 AM  
Donald J. Trump... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete
 
2017-04-20 10:05:26 AM  

cchris_39: swamp draining in progress.


That's adorable.
 
2017-04-20 10:05:46 AM  
I love how the economy and jobs were high when he hasn't done a farking thing in that department other than sign executive orders to deregulate industry.
 
2017-04-20 10:08:01 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: I love how the economy and jobs were high when he hasn't done a farking thing in that department other than sign executive orders to deregulate industry.


He's fostering a pro-business economy that will poison our water supplies, chop down our forests, open national parks to logging and mining, pollute the land, sea and air. Ah man, you tired of all this winning yet?
 
2017-04-20 10:08:23 AM  
``No administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days...`

More vacation days?                                                 Check
More Golf Games?                                                     Check
More ridiculous tweets?                                             Check.
More outright lies?                                                      Check
Insulted more Allies?                                                  Check
More personal expenses charged to taxpayers?  Check
More Flip Flopping                                                      Check
More embarrassing screw-ups?                               Check
More conflicts of Interest.                                           Check

Give that man an  A+
 
2017-04-20 10:08:34 AM  

Walker: I must be smoking too much. I thought I saw Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, and Ted Nugent in the White House.
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Trump looks like he's passing a kidney stone.
 
2017-04-20 10:09:25 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: [img.fark.net image 313x179]
`They gave me an `F' for `fantastic' - just like that bigly college I went to & gradubated early!'

Maybe his dad can donate to America to get Donnie's grades changed.


There are Carolina football players who doubt the legitimacy of his transcript.
 
2017-04-20 10:11:38 AM  
Zero Point Zero
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2017-04-20 10:12:06 AM  
I give him the worst grade imaginable.

A--
 
2017-04-20 10:12:42 AM  
President Trump's 100th day in office does not occur until April 29th. As such, grading him now is very much unfair, as he may manage some significant, even monumental, accomplishments in the next nine days that will not be reflected in a status report created today. We should wait until April 29 to see if he is successful in replacing Obamacare with a substantially greater alternative or in disarming North Korea.
 
2017-04-20 10:12:46 AM  

imapirate: edmo: You have to pretty delusional to see anything that could be called "success" in this administration. Aside form funneling cash to Mar-a-Largo

This is true. And I'm kind of happy about that, given their terrifying goals. But I'm also worried, for the first time in my life, that a nuclear war could break out at any given time. I mean, if the Russia story grows any more legs or trump remembers where he put the USS Carl Vinson, I would expect WWIII to break out for strategic distracting purposes.


You must be younger than me because by entire childhood we appeared to be on the verge of a nuclear war.  They cranked out movies about it pretty much non-stop.

There will not be a nuclear war in our lifetimes.  A dirty bomb in a Western city is, however, a distinct possibility at some point.
 
2017-04-20 10:13:37 AM  
I can't wait to see his tweet on how he's better than Obama and the parts he doesn't like is fake news.
 
2017-04-20 10:14:09 AM  

cchris_39: pipeline being built


That was only one part of gutting EPA regulations and opening up the environment for rape and pillage.

MAGA
 
2017-04-20 10:16:39 AM  
You get an F!

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2017-04-20 10:21:58 AM  
His malice has been stymied by his incompetence.  Which I guess is the best outcome we could hope for.
 
2017-04-20 10:23:54 AM  
If only there were something the electorate could have done about this . . .
 
2017-04-20 10:25:16 AM  

cchris_39: TPP dead, Gorsuch Gowdy and Sessions confirmed, bombing the shiat out of ISIS, China stepping up on trade and NK, jobs jobs jobs, market at an all time high, pipeline being built, swamp draining in progress.

All while dragging Ryan and McConnell and McCain behind him.

A+++


Wow, got a supreme court judge confirmed by changing the Senate rules. Got a AG confirmed, which is frankly unheard of in any administration. Bombing more in Syria, yet the number of close air support, escort, and interdiction sorties are down. Civilian casualties are way up too, so I guess that's a bonus, nothing endears us to local population like killing their kids <citation in link above>. We have yet to see anything with China, NK did test a ballistic missile, is still saber rattling, and realized we are a lot of bluster as our Armada is more like to attack Australia then NK from it's current location. Job growth have been going up for a while now, but those number are fake I heard Trump say so, unless their good, so February good all Trumps doing), March Bad, 98k is kinda a crappy number, but that's Obama's fault, though February was Trumps good work. And that pipeline, build for a Canadian company with Russian steel is a real winner. I mean, it'll create a whole 50 jobs in the long run, that should get that number up. And draining the swamp by putting the guy who paid Hillary for speaches directly in his cabinet along with a bunch of East Coast wall street types, so he could keep an eye on them I'm sure. But maybe I'm not Folksy enough.
 
2017-04-20 10:25:18 AM  
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2017-04-20 10:25:20 AM  

Walker: I must be smoking too much. I thought I saw Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, and Ted Nugent in the White House.
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Christ, that's tacky. Is Sarah wearing a doily?
 
2017-04-20 10:26:30 AM  

Walker: I must be smoking too much. I thought I saw Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, and Ted Nugent in the White House.
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Thank God dignity and class has been restored to the White House, at last!
 
2017-04-20 10:28:07 AM  

Walker: I must be smoking too much. I thought I saw Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, and Ted Nugent in the White House.


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F#ck you, F#ck you,  F#ck you,  F#ck you,  F#ck you,  & F#ck you.
 
2017-04-20 10:31:31 AM  
Heh... Assholes who support President fark Face live in their own little fantasy world?

You don't farking say...
 
2017-04-20 10:33:14 AM  

cchris_39: TPP dead, Gorsuch Gowdy and Sessions confirmed, bombing the shiat out of ISIS, China stepping up on trade and NK, jobs jobs jobs, market at an all time high, pipeline being built, swamp draining in progress.

All while dragging Ryan and McConnell and McCain behind him.

A+++


Go ahead, name the bill passed into law that has has an effect on the economy.

We will wait.
 
2017-04-20 10:34:47 AM  

Fista-Phobia: Walker: I must be smoking too much. I thought I saw Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, and Ted Nugent in the White House.

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F#ck you, F#ck you,  F#ck you,  F#ck you,  F#ck you,  & F#ck you.


It's funny in the context of an article from yesterday where conservatives demanded they stop being labeled as...among other things...white trash.  And here's their guy surrounded by it in the Oval Office.
 
Ant
2017-04-20 10:35:29 AM  
Trump earns his highest marks on fighting terrorism

Why? What did he actually do to earn any marks at all?
 
2017-04-20 10:35:42 AM  
Reading:             F
English:              F
Social Studies:   F
Science:             F
Math:                  F
Grooming:          F
Attendance:        F
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FAIL: Send back him to Kindergarten where he belongs.
 
2017-04-20 10:41:22 AM  

Ant: Trump earns his highest marks on fighting terrorism

Why? What did he actually do to earn any marks at all?


He deposed the leader of ISIS when he replaced Obama as POTUS
 
2017-04-20 10:43:52 AM  
Throw this report card away. The teachers don't pay attention to the student. They just mark him present and then go on about their day.
 
2017-04-20 10:46:25 AM  

WillJM8528: cchris_39: TPP dead, Gorsuch Gowdy and Sessions confirmed, bombing the shiat out of ISIS, China stepping up on trade and NK, jobs jobs jobs, market at an all time high, pipeline being built, swamp draining in progress.

All while dragging Ryan and McConnell and McCain behind him.

A+++

Go ahead, name the bill passed into law that has has an effect on the economy.

We will wait.


We, and the main he forgot to post as will all be waiting for an answer that will never come.
 
2017-04-20 10:48:04 AM  
H-
 
2017-04-20 10:51:24 AM  

Walker: I must be smoking too much. I thought I saw Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, and Ted Nugent in the White House.
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She's banging the Nuge isn't she?
 
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