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(Right Wing Watch)   The real reason there's so much political corruption in D.C.? Too many witches and gays   ( rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2017-04-20 08:42:02 AM  
Maginnis, who previously said that witches "advise the senior leadership of the country," urged viewers to pray for President Trump to ensure that he doesn't give in to corrupting influences.

Donald Trump IS the corrupting influence.
 
2017-04-20 08:48:59 AM  
"I am not a witch"
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 08:50:01 AM  
And don't even get him started on the pizza-parlor pedophilia!

Seriously, please don't.
 
2017-04-20 08:54:54 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: And don't even get him started on the pizza-parlor pedophilia!

Seriously, please don't.


I'm honestly surprised to learn that our people have this much power.  I kind of feel like a slacker now.
 
2017-04-20 09:03:01 AM  
Well, a bunch of people *have* been getting turned into newts as of late.

/They got better.
 
2017-04-20 09:05:59 AM  
So wait a minute....the Christians are saying that us witches have ALWAYS had the power to utterly defeat Christianity?   Hold the phone, I gotta text this one to my coven.
 
2017-04-20 09:09:06 AM  

Diogenes: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: And don't even get him started on the pizza-parlor pedophilia!

Seriously, please don't.

I'm honestly surprised to learn that our people have this much power.  I kind of feel like a slacker now.


If I did have that kind of power, I'd be too busy having three-ways with Tom Hardy and Jensen Ackles to piss away my time corrupting politicians, I can assure you.
 
2017-04-20 09:09:38 AM  
Well, let's find out.  I've got a giant scale, who's got a duck?
 
2017-04-20 09:11:52 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Diogenes: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: And don't even get him started on the pizza-parlor pedophilia!

Seriously, please don't.

I'm honestly surprised to learn that our people have this much power.  I kind of feel like a slacker now.

If I did have that kind of power, I'd be too busy having three-ways with Tom Hardy and Jensen Ackles to piss away my time corrupting politicians, I can assure you.


Totally with you there.  But I wouldn't mind using some of my corruption mojo on Scott Brown.  I have a thing for the dumb ones.
 
2017-04-20 09:39:58 AM  
I thought the gheys were all big fans of that witch slayer Dorothy and her fabulous ruby slippers. Now they are in an alliance?.
 
2017-04-20 09:41:36 AM  
And here's their handbook!

christopherpenczak.com
 
2017-04-20 09:41:54 AM  
Oh FFS...
 
2017-04-20 09:44:28 AM  

J Noble Daggett: I thought the gheys were all big fans of that witch slayer Dorothy and her fabulous ruby slippers. Now they are in an alliance?.


Common enemy I guess.
 
2017-04-20 09:44:38 AM  
God help us when the gay witches start playing Dungeons and Dragons.
 
2017-04-20 09:45:50 AM  
Maginnis warned that even the most well-intentioned people who go to Washington, D.C. to work in public service are susceptible to the evil forces that he said dominate the city, citing both witchcraft and homosexuality.

I don't think homosexuality is evil, but I'm certainly not "susceptible" to it either. Who are these people that think you can be talked into being gay?

"Bro - wanna fool around?"
No thanks. I'm straight.
"Come ahhhhhn."
Well okay. *Ziiiip.*
 
2017-04-20 09:46:06 AM  

Strolpol: God help us when the gay witches start playing Dungeons and Dragons.


And listening to heavy metal.
 
2017-04-20 09:46:09 AM  
You know, I was just talking with my neighbor, Maleficent, over the fence the other day, and I was telling her about the debauchery at the gay pride festival in Key West, and how this country is going straight to H-E-double hockey sticks in a hand basket because of us. There was a slight pause, and we laughed, and laughed.

She made roast baby with potatoes, carrots, and a little bit of fennel that night and invited us over for dinner.
 
2017-04-20 09:47:06 AM  
I was a hard core Christian, until I learned that magic is real and I can cast spells.
I'm going to use "mind bondage" when I go ask my boss for a raise.
Let's see Jesus beat that.
 
2017-04-20 09:47:55 AM  

Diogenes: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Diogenes: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: And don't even get him started on the pizza-parlor pedophilia!

Seriously, please don't.

I'm honestly surprised to learn that our people have this much power.  I kind of feel like a slacker now.

If I did have that kind of power, I'd be too busy having three-ways with Tom Hardy and Jensen Ackles to piss away my time corrupting politicians, I can assure you.

Totally with you there.  But I wouldn't mind using some of my corruption mojo on Scott Brown.  I have a thing for the dumb ones.


The Scottish footballer??
 
2017-04-20 09:49:51 AM  
If those gay witch DEMONRATS would stop trying to take our GUNS. Stop trying to force US to marry TURTLES. Stop oppressin' our FREE speech and FREEDOM fries. Stop EATING crackers like THEY own the PLACE. Maybe, we wouldn't HAVE to use RANDOM capitalization.
 
2017-04-20 09:50:33 AM  
In other words, Robert Maginnis is a closet gay witch.
 
2017-04-20 09:50:35 AM  
I farkin' hate magical thinking.
 
2017-04-20 09:51:40 AM  
Too much money and lobbyists.

I'm for public funding of elections (no private/corporate donations permitted)... and get rid of lobbyists.
 
2017-04-20 09:52:37 AM  

Lady J: Diogenes: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Diogenes: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: And don't even get him started on the pizza-parlor pedophilia!

Seriously, please don't.

I'm honestly surprised to learn that our people have this much power.  I kind of feel like a slacker now.

If I did have that kind of power, I'd be too busy having three-ways with Tom Hardy and Jensen Ackles to piss away my time corrupting politicians, I can assure you.

Totally with you there.  But I wouldn't mind using some of my corruption mojo on Scott Brown.  I have a thing for the dumb ones.

The Scottish footballer soccerer??


FTFY.  Y'all should be speakin' 'merican.
 
2017-04-20 09:53:25 AM  
FTFA: "If you look around Washington, you have Dupont Circle, famous for being the center of homosexuality in Washington, you have all sorts of activities down there that are pretty souring," he said. "You have a lot of witchcraft. You have a lot of hedonism. You have all the issues that-when I think of Sodom and Gomorrah, I often think of Washington, D.C. in the same thought."

Hmmm... what was Sodom's sin again, according to the bible?

Look, this was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: She and her daughter had pride, fullness of food, and abundance of idleness; neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. (Ezekiel 16:49)
 
2017-04-20 09:56:42 AM  

Catlenfell: I was a hard core Christian, until I learned that magic is real and I can cast spells.
I'm going to use "mind bondage" when I go ask my boss for a raise.
Let's see Jesus beat that.


I don't want to be Elfstar any more! I want to be Debbie!
 
2017-04-20 09:56:50 AM  
Of the ~25% of American adults that voted for Trump, how many actually believe shiat like this?
 
2017-04-20 09:57:09 AM  
Just what the fark?
 
2017-04-20 09:57:14 AM  

Bowen: Maginnis warned that even the most well-intentioned people who go to Washington, D.C. to work in public service are susceptible to the evil forces that he said dominate the city, citing both witchcraft and homosexuality.

I don't think homosexuality is evil, but I'm certainly not "susceptible" to it either. Who are these people that think you can be talked into being gay?

"Bro - wanna fool around?"
No thanks. I'm straight.
"Come ahhhhhn."
Well okay. *Ziiiip.*


You got it all wrong.

First we condition you into thinking we're otherwise just like nice heterosexual people, and not minions of Satan.

Then we soften you up with our fabulous brunches.  Give you a sense of normalcy as you enjoy our Eggs Benedict.

Then when we know you are at your most vulnerable, we let you know that wasn't Hollandaise sauce.

Puttin in our hands at that point.  Ripe for corrupting others.
 
2017-04-20 09:57:30 AM  

J Noble Daggett: I thought the gheys were all big fans of that witch slayer Dorothy and her fabulous ruby slippers. Now they are in an alliance?.


I blame Wicked.
 
2017-04-20 09:59:26 AM  

Lady J: Diogenes: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Diogenes: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: And don't even get him started on the pizza-parlor pedophilia!

Seriously, please don't.

I'm honestly surprised to learn that our people have this much power.  I kind of feel like a slacker now.

If I did have that kind of power, I'd be too busy having three-ways with Tom Hardy and Jensen Ackles to piss away my time corrupting politicians, I can assure you.

Totally with you there.  But I wouldn't mind using some of my corruption mojo on Scott Brown.  I have a thing for the dumb ones.

The Scottish footballer??


Former Cosmo model turned senator.

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 10:00:22 AM  

Diogenes: Puttin in our hands


WTF, autocorrect?  "Puttin"?  Really?
 
2017-04-20 10:00:40 AM  
I don't know about corrupting politicians, but they sure help make the brunch scene around here pretty great.
 
2017-04-20 10:04:32 AM  

Diogenes: Lady J: Diogenes: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Diogenes: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: And don't even get him started on the pizza-parlor pedophilia!

Seriously, please don't.

I'm honestly surprised to learn that our people have this much power.  I kind of feel like a slacker now.

If I did have that kind of power, I'd be too busy having three-ways with Tom Hardy and Jensen Ackles to piss away my time corrupting politicians, I can assure you.

Totally with you there.  But I wouldn't mind using some of my corruption mojo on Scott Brown.  I have a thing for the dumb ones.

The Scottish footballer??

Former Cosmo model turned senator.

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A republican in favour of waterboarding. Oh well I suppose you're not there to make conversation with him.

Scott Brown: [removing clothes] So what do you think of Trump's wall idea then, call me crazy but I...
Diogenes: Shh shh don't talk. Less talkee more strippee.
 
2017-04-20 10:06:42 AM  

mexicymru: The Scottish footballer soccerer??

FTFY.  Y'all should be speakin' 'merican.


1) Country invents slang.
2) Other -phone country adopts slang as normal word.
3) First country drops slang.
4) First country becomes amused/annoyed at second country's use of the slang the first country invented.

YOU Dad. I learned it by watching YOU.
 
2017-04-20 10:08:05 AM  
Really, it is possible to have too many witches and gays?  I think not.
 
2017-04-20 10:10:17 AM  

Cubicle Jockey: mexicymru: The Scottish footballer soccerer??

FTFY.  Y'all should be speakin' 'merican.

1) Country invents slang.
2) Other -phone country adopts slang as normal word.
3) First country drops slang.
4) First country becomes amused/annoyed at second country's use of the slang the first country invented.

YOU Dad. I learned it by watching YOU.


wat?
 
2017-04-20 10:11:51 AM  
When I read the headline, my thoughts immediately went to lesbian witches, performing spells and rituals in a hot sapphic orgy. Which made me GIS (Or BIS I guess) "Lesbian Witches" which, to my absolute shock and horror, resulted in a rather large amount of pornography.
 
2017-04-20 10:15:11 AM  
Go ahead. Try to reason with that.

See, when I hear folks whining about how "the liberal elitist left keeps calling us stupid podunk morons who simply denigrate us because they're unwilling to even contemplate our viewpoint," I think, "well, that's a possibility..."

And then I find assholes like this, who not only still believes in witchcraft, but thinks that witchcraft is what's "corrupting Washington" - and then equates homosexuals with witches, because, clearly, they're equally as corrupting an influence. There's no contemplating that viewpoint, because it's absurd on the face of it - and yet, if you call him a farking moron, the other morons then start whining about you're being "intolerant" and "unwilling to embrace all of America" and "clinging to your ivory-tower conception of the world."

Fark that. He's an idiot. Anyone who thinks like him is an idiot. Giving idiots press as though their idiotic opinions are just as valid as those uttered by sane, reasonable people is ludicrous.

Yet, here we are, listening to this asshole. What's worse is realizing that this asshole, and others like him, not only have a club - the Family Research Council - but that the club in question has a huge goddamned say in what you hear and see, despite being a goddamned hate group.
 
2017-04-20 10:19:30 AM  

Lady J: Of the ~25% of American adults that voted for Trump, how many actually believe shiat like this?


...are you kidding? More than 20% of Americans believe in witches. 41% believe in ESP, 25% believe in astrology. 37% believe that houses can be haunted.

Yeah. When you're walking around downtown, look around and think to yourself, "...1 in 3 of these idiots believes in ghosts, 1 in 4 of these morons thinks that their horoscope matters..." and see how long your faith in humanity remains intact.
 
2017-04-20 10:23:46 AM  

FormlessOne: Lady J: Of the ~25% of American adults that voted for Trump, how many actually believe shiat like this?

...are you kidding? More than 20% of Americans believe in witches. 41% believe in ESP, 25% believe in astrology. 37% believe that houses can be haunted.

Yeah. When you're walking around downtown, look around and think to yourself, "...1 in 3 of these idiots believes in ghosts, 1 in 4 of these morons thinks that their horoscope matters..." and see how long your faith in humanity remains intact.


Im British. Although I doubt people are much less dumb here, if at all. We are much, much more secular than you though, thank dog.
 
2017-04-20 10:23:57 AM  
Don't know about Washington DC Witches, but the Wizards have their own website  http://www.nba.com/wizards/2017-playoff-central
 
2017-04-20 10:26:00 AM  

FormlessOne: Lady J: Of the ~25% of American adults that voted for Trump, how many actually believe shiat like this?

...are you kidding? More than 20% of Americans believe in witches. 41% believe in ESP, 25% believe in astrology. 37% believe that houses can be haunted.

Yeah. When you're walking around downtown, look around and think to yourself, "...1 in 3 of these idiots believes in ghosts, 1 in 4 of these morons thinks that their horoscope matters..." and see how long your faith in humanity remains intact.


America isn't all of humanity. I would be more than happy to leave and never think of this putrid shiat hole again. But alas, our American children give me hope...so I must stay and fight.

And yes, I do mean fight literally.
 
2017-04-20 10:30:46 AM  

Lady J: FormlessOne: Lady J: Of the ~25% of American adults that voted for Trump, how many actually believe shiat like this?

...are you kidding? More than 20% of Americans believe in witches. 41% believe in ESP, 25% believe in astrology. 37% believe that houses can be haunted.

Yeah. When you're walking around downtown, look around and think to yourself, "...1 in 3 of these idiots believes in ghosts, 1 in 4 of these morons thinks that their horoscope matters..." and see how long your faith in humanity remains intact.

Im British. Although I doubt people are much less dumb here, if at all. We are much, much more secular than you though, thank dog.


Honestly wish that was the case here. I work with a diverse crew, and, yeah, it's sometimes hard to listen to how UK, or Australian, or German folks working here think of us. We amuse them, apparently.
 
Ant
2017-04-20 10:55:23 AM  

Bowen: Maginnis warned that even the most well-intentioned people who go to Washington, D.C. to work in public service are susceptible to the evil forces that he said dominate the city, citing both witchcraft and homosexuality.

I don't think homosexuality is evil, but I'm certainly not "susceptible" to it either. Who are these people that think you can be talked into being gay?

"Bro - wanna fool around?"
No thanks. I'm straight.
"Come ahhhhhn."
Well okay. *Ziiiip.*


Self-hating assholes who're afraid of their own sexuality
 
2017-04-20 11:18:37 AM  

cbathrob: Really, it is possible to have too many witches and gays?  I think not.


Won't someone think of the soil?
 
2017-04-20 11:19:37 AM  

Rhaab: Catlenfell: I was a hard core Christian, until I learned that magic is real and I can cast spells.
I'm going to use "mind bondage" when I go ask my boss for a raise.
Let's see Jesus beat that.

I don't want to be Elfstar any more! I want to be Debbie!


media.chick.com
Let this be a lesson, kids! Don't let a fantasy book control your life! Only Jesus can save you now!!
 
2017-04-20 11:24:35 AM  

FormlessOne: Lady J: FormlessOne: Lady J: Of the ~25% of American adults that voted for Trump, how many actually believe shiat like this?

...are you kidding? More than 20% of Americans believe in witches. 41% believe in ESP, 25% believe in astrology. 37% believe that houses can be haunted.

Yeah. When you're walking around downtown, look around and think to yourself, "...1 in 3 of these idiots believes in ghosts, 1 in 4 of these morons thinks that their horoscope matters..." and see how long your faith in humanity remains intact.

Im British. Although I doubt people are much less dumb here, if at all. We are much, much more secular than you though, thank dog.

Honestly wish that was the case here. I work with a diverse crew, and, yeah, it's sometimes hard to listen to how UK, or Australian, or German folks working here think of us. We amuse them, apparently.


The same way a vicious (but cute) dog amuses them, I'd bet. Feed it, pet it if you have strong gloves, but don't let it in the house while you're sleeping. Maybe one day, Americans will wake up to the idea that we can all help each other and use our population for something other than a revenue stream. Also, we will all have magic unicorns and no one will cook fish in a break room microwave ever again.
 
2017-04-20 11:36:46 AM  

Diogenes: Donald Trump IS the corrupting influence.


img.fark.net

/got nuthin'
 
2017-04-20 11:47:23 AM  
Well, as long as it's witches AND gays, I have no problem.  But if we're talking gay witches, well now, that might just be over the line....a bridge too far into Crazyland.....  Okay, seriously, what drugs are these people taking?  Because if it's just Jeebus, then maybe we should think about classifying him as Schedule I.
 
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