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(Fox News)   We've never looked to Kim Kardashian as a fountain of wisdom, but this may be the dumbest thing she's ever said   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2017-04-20 12:54:20 PM  
I doubt it's in the top 50.

"I do" probably tops the list.
 
2017-04-20 01:17:20 PM  
fark yeah.  Time to lick some doorknobs!
 
kab
2017-04-20 01:24:53 PM  
While Kardashian made light of her illness, some tweeters were angry at the mother of two, stating that her reported weight loss technique is harmful advice to young fans. Kardashian's tweet has since disappeared after the backlash.

The social media gravitas brigade strikes again.
 
2017-04-20 01:25:54 PM  
"Sure, Ray, turn on the camera."


"North West.  Get it?  It's pun!"


"Chloe, have you ever had a Twinky?"


"Mr. Simpson said to hold this for him, daddy."
 
2017-04-20 01:27:15 PM  
I'd recommend she get a lobotomy for a real weight loss quick-fix, but I suspect in her case, the weight loss would be negligible.
 
2017-04-20 01:27:26 PM  
Despite her sex tape being proof otherwise, she must be an amazing lay for Kanye to want to stick around with Kim and her family. Not that Kanye West is the most stable guy to begin with.
 
2017-04-20 01:28:26 PM  
Even I, a genuine hater of all things Cardassian since day 1, am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was joking.
 
2017-04-20 01:28:48 PM  
Now go for Ebola Kim...
 
2017-04-20 01:41:44 PM  

Quemapueblo: Now go for Ebola Kim...


Aids.
 
2017-04-20 01:42:56 PM  
No diet in the world is going to help when the 10 pounds you most need to lose is the grizzled wart on the top of your neck.
 
2017-04-20 01:44:33 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Even I, a genuine hater of all things Cardassian since day 1, am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was joking.


It's quite obvious she was joking.  That's also quite obviously not the point.
 
2017-04-20 01:46:31 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Even I, a genuine hater of all things Cardassian since day 1, am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was joking.


^^^THIS^^^

When I got my gallbladder out, I lost 17 pounds in a week(I never feel like eating when I'm sick or depressed). I joke about it all of the time. Nobody has attacked me on social media for it, we laugh and move on to something new.
 
2017-04-20 01:47:23 PM  
Good Lord,  i'm exponentially more mad at the people who got upset about such a stupid thing.
 
2017-04-20 01:48:42 PM  

kab: While Kardashian made light of her illness, some tweeters were angry at the mother of two, stating that her reported weight loss technique is harmful advice to young fans. Kardashian's tweet has since disappeared after the backlash.

The social media gravitas brigade strikes again.


Yep. Nothing dumb here at all for Kim. Just more retardation from the left media/twitter nazis.
 
2017-04-20 01:50:47 PM  

Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: Even I, a genuine hater of all things Cardassian since day 1, am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was joking.

^^^THIS^^^

When I got my gallbladder out, I lost 17 pounds in a week(I never feel like eating when I'm sick or depressed). I joke about it all of the time. Nobody has attacked me on social media for it, we laugh and move on to something new.


Well, I'm assuming you're not a "social media figure" that the less intelligent of our youth look to as a role model for their behavior.  Some stupid someones out there would follow her lead on this to their detriment, where they would not follow yours, so the reaction is not unreasonable.

Think about that.  There are people out there who look to the Karashians as role models.

/shudder
 
2017-04-20 01:52:02 PM  

Priapetic: Think about that. There are people out there who look to the Karashians as role models.


Oh, and the people who look to an assclown like her as a role model probably won't get that it's a joke.  We're not talking 100 watt bulbs here.
 
2017-04-20 01:54:14 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 01:54:25 PM  

Bullseyed: kab: While Kardashian made light of her illness, some tweeters were angry at the mother of two, stating that her reported weight loss technique is harmful advice to young fans. Kardashian's tweet has since disappeared after the backlash.

The social media gravitas brigade strikes again.

Yep. Nothing dumb here at all for Kim. Just more retardation from the left media/twitter nazis.


I can't believe the internet has produced a hateful hen circle more thorough than a small town church's social circle. Nothing escapes their sight or scorn.
 
2017-04-20 01:55:08 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: HMS_Blinkin: Even I, a genuine hater of all things Cardassian since day 1, am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was joking.

It's quite obvious she was joking.  That's also quite obviously not the point.


Then what precisely is the point?  It's a dumb joke.
 
2017-04-20 01:57:25 PM  
But, more to the point...

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 01:58:28 PM  

vudukungfu: Quemapueblo: Now go for Ebola Kim...

Aids.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 02:02:38 PM  
Meh, wait a week and weigh again. You get most of post-flu wight loss back in a couple of days as soon as you are rehydrated.
 
2017-04-20 02:05:06 PM  
It's 'Fount'.
 
2017-04-20 02:05:56 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: The All-Powerful Atheismo: HMS_Blinkin: Even I, a genuine hater of all things Cardassian since day 1, am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was joking.

It's quite obvious she was joking.  That's also quite obviously not the point.

Then what precisely is the point?  It's a dumb joke.


I think HMS_Blinkin thinks the point is that an overweight kid might try to replicate this method in order to lose weight, which would be ridiculous.    Even a dumb kid would know its a joke, not to mention, intentionally seeking out the flu is probably even a harder task than exercise.

What kid, who doesn't even have the discipline of reducing their own calorie intake, is going to successfully carry out such a plan as suggested by Ms. Kardashian, even if they believed it in the first place?   Would not happen, Could not happen.     And if it DID happen.... oh well, then too. Who cares. They got the flu.
 
2017-04-20 02:16:23 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 02:20:19 PM  
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger thinner
 
2017-04-20 02:24:32 PM  
My wife just got back from Delhi with a wonderful case of E. Coli.  She dropped 10 pounds and made the same joke.

This rates half a "meh" in the "stupid shiat Kardashians say" category.
 
2017-04-20 02:33:01 PM  
Appendectomies are great for shedding a couple of kilos
 
2017-04-20 02:33:32 PM  
I am all for Kardashian hate, but if her fans are dumb enough to take that seriously, they severely deserve the learning experience that will result from their stupidity.
 
2017-04-20 02:48:47 PM  
food poisoning is pretty good, too
 
2017-04-20 02:53:28 PM  
Catch Ebola Kim, and watch the pounds melt away.
 
2017-04-20 02:54:22 PM  
The settings on my tablet adjusts according to the brightness of the comment. As a result, whenever I click on a Kardashian comment, the screen gets so dim I can't read it.

Same thing with the politics tab.
 
2017-04-20 02:57:21 PM  

STOP JOKING!!!
EVERYTHING IS VERY SERIOUS ALL THE TIME!!!!

 
2017-04-20 03:01:29 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: STOP JOKING!!!
EVERYTHING IS VERY SERIOUS ALL THE TIME!!!!


Surely you can't be serious.
 
2017-04-20 03:07:36 PM  
Flesh eating disease is better for weight loss than any fad diet out there.
 
2017-04-20 03:19:25 PM  

moothemagiccow: food poisoning is pretty good, too


I lost seven pounds last month due to food poisoning or norovirus.  Vomited so hard I bruised ribs, but I've kept the weight off!
 
2017-04-20 03:22:35 PM  

LonMead: Rev. Skarekroe: STOP JOKING!!!
EVERYTHING IS VERY SERIOUS ALL THE TIME!!!!

Surely you can't be serious.


"It's an entirely different kind of flying."

/oops wrong joke
 
2017-04-20 03:27:35 PM  
6 pounds lost due to flu? Amateur.
 
2017-04-20 03:45:42 PM  
I prefer a tapeworm
 
2017-04-20 03:46:55 PM  
Kim Kardashian fountain?
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2017-04-20 03:54:59 PM  

Spaceballer: Kim Kardashian fountain?
[farm1.static.flickr.com image 850x478]


Ass is too small.
 
2017-04-20 03:57:57 PM  

LonMead: The settings on my tablet adjusts according to the brightness of the comment. As a result, whenever I click on a Kardashian comment, the screen gets so dim I can't read it.

Same thing with the politics tab.


Darkness is falling! DARKNESS!
 
2017-04-20 04:17:16 PM  

Priapetic: Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: Even I, a genuine hater of all things Cardassian since day 1, am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was joking.

^^^THIS^^^

When I got my gallbladder out, I lost 17 pounds in a week(I never feel like eating when I'm sick or depressed). I joke about it all of the time. Nobody has attacked me on social media for it, we laugh and move on to something new.

Well, I'm assuming you're not a "social media figure" that the less intelligent of our youth look to as a role model for their behavior.  Some stupid someones out there would follow her lead on this to their detriment, where they would not follow yours, so the reaction is not unreasonable.

Think about that.  There are people out there who look to the Karashians as role models.

/shudder


Meh, not rushing to the dry cleaner's to fetch my outrage pants for this one.
 
2017-04-20 04:34:43 PM  
She should try meth
 
2017-04-20 04:37:46 PM  
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2017-04-20 05:01:11 PM  
Not to throw some cover at Kim. but I mean if you have weight to lose, you have thought that at one point or another after a prolonged bout of yuck.  Not seriously mind you, but there is nothing wrong with seeing the good in the  bad.

well except maybe tweeting it to millions of people, perhaps she should look to that
 
2017-04-20 05:25:09 PM  

slognard: I prefer a tapeworm


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 06:10:45 PM  
I think I want my pet tapeworm back.

Not that I actually had one.
 
2017-04-20 07:01:11 PM  
Oh my God! Who the fark cares what she said? Ignore them people!
 
2017-04-20 07:14:10 PM  
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Losing weight is the only good thing about getting sick. i mean that without even joking.
 
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