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(NYPost)   Construction project threatened by Rusty Patch Bumblebee which has been recently added to the endangered species list. Ironically, the project was to build a huge life-size statue of Bea Arthur   ( nypost.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Chicago, Illinois, rusty patched bumblebee, Bee, Chicago metropolitan area, Midwestern United States, McHenry County, Illinois, United States  
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2017-04-20 04:18:25 PM  
Who needs bees and pollination when another 6 miles of road needs constructin'?
 
2017-04-20 05:26:11 PM  
Rusty patch bumblebee is a very advanced sex move.
 
2017-04-20 07:48:51 PM  
Could this BEE any more inconvenient?
 
2017-04-20 07:53:39 PM  
Rusty Patch Bumblebee was pretty good as Dr. Strange.
 
2017-04-20 07:58:30 PM  
That's just not right. I mean, they're already bee-holding to the shareholders..
 
2017-04-20 07:58:45 PM  
Yet another stupid, stupid green light. This headline isn't even funny accidentally
 
2017-04-20 08:05:15 PM  
When you typed that headline out did you honestly think you were at all funny or clever?
 
OOF
2017-04-20 08:17:04 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Yet another stupid, stupid green light. This headline isn't even funny accidentally


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2017-04-20 08:20:06 PM  
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2017-04-20 08:56:24 PM  
A huge life size statue?  How big is Bea Arthur?
 
2017-04-20 09:03:03 PM  
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2017-04-20 09:46:18 PM  
Wait, a Bea Arthur statue?
 
2017-04-20 10:06:26 PM  

Chris Ween: Rusty patch bumblebee is a very advanced sex move.


They call it that because if you don't get it right then you pay the price.
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2017-04-21 01:57:25 AM  
"Every day that we're not working during the construction season is a potential delay to the project," Schoedel told the newspaper.

No, you moron.  Every day that you aren't working during the construction season is an actual delay to the project.
 
2017-04-21 04:54:40 AM  

secondpsych: When you typed that headline out did you honestly think you were at all funny or clever?


Bea Arthur statue. Huge. Lifesize. It's a life-size statue, of Bea Arthur, and it's HUGE!!

If you don't find that shiat funnay, then you're just now smrt enough for fark any more. You should really just go to reddit. They have whole subreddits just for guys like you!! :-)
 
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