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2017-04-20 09:38:32 AM  
No trouble.  I have the Internet's porn cached on my porn server....

/...cluster
 
2017-04-20 10:17:20 AM  
(I'm not a prude or anti-porn, I just don't want to see it on a social media platform I use for work ... and that my teenage kids use, too.)

You don't want your teenage kids seeing porn? Now that's than impossible challenge.
 
2017-04-20 11:20:07 AM  
So, I'll add that to the list of things I will never have to do.
 
2017-04-20 11:41:43 AM  

Slaxl: (I'm not a prude or anti-porn, I just don't want to see it on a social media platform I use for work ... and that my teenage kids use, too.)

You don't want your teenage kids seeing porn? Now that's an impossible challenge.


Yeah, I got offline the day I heard "That's s...e...x...dot...com?" as my 12-year-old sat at the computer, talking to his friend on the phone.

I didn't mind him looking, I just didn't want the associated viruses/malware/etc. on my home computer. Take that sh*t to the library, son!
 
2017-04-20 01:09:43 PM  
That's what Tumblr is for.
 
2017-04-20 01:19:50 PM  

mama2tnt: Slaxl: (I'm not a prude or anti-porn, I just don't want to see it on a social media platform I use for work ... and that my teenage kids use, too.)

You don't want your teenage kids seeing porn? Now that's an impossible challenge.

Yeah, I got offline the day I heard "That's s...e...x...dot...com?" as my 12-year-old sat at the computer, talking to his friend on the phone.

I didn't mind him looking, I just didn't want the associated viruses/malware/etc. on my home computer. Take that sh*t to the library, son!


Sex dot com, you say?

/Bookmark, not a.
 
2017-04-20 02:18:50 PM  
(I'm not a prude or anti-porn, I just don't want to see it on a social media platform I use for work ... and that my teenage kids use, too.)

Then get the fark off the internet.
Grownups are using it.
 
yms
2017-04-20 02:21:24 PM  
Titter
 
2017-04-20 02:21:37 PM  
Next time you're having trouble finding porn on the Internet,

It CAN be pretty difficult, just like finding a white person in Scandinavia or a clown in the White House.
 
2017-04-20 02:23:27 PM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo:

Also... WTF GOOGLE?

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 02:23:42 PM  
1) Don't use Twitter, you pathetic fool.
2) If you must use Twitter, don't click on "Trending", you sad plucker.
3) Get a life.
4) PROFIT!!11!
 
2017-04-20 02:24:30 PM  

UberDave: No trouble.  I have the Internet's porn cached on my porn server....

/...cluster


Why bother keeping porn anyway?  Considering how easy it is to access, why is there a physical need to possess it?  It's not like keeping stacks of dirty magazines under the bed.  If you love porn so much, let it run free and unfettered, and you can find it when you need it.
 
2017-04-20 02:26:04 PM  
Wait?! Somebody put porn on the internet?  Why wasn't I informed earlier???
 
2017-04-20 02:26:15 PM  

NoahBuddy: 1) Don't use Twitter, you pathetic fool.
2) If you must use Twitter, don't click on "Trending", you sad plucker.
3) Get a life.
4) PROFIT!!11!


Says the guy who uses a quote from a cartoon that aired in 1998.

/doesn't use twitter
 
2017-04-20 02:26:34 PM  
People have trouble finding porn on the internet? What a curious concept.
 
2017-04-20 02:28:19 PM  

yms: Titter


twatbook
 
2017-04-20 02:28:46 PM  
But....KIDS use the twitter

And the internet

And Kik

And Periscope

Christ, nobody tell him about their Instantgrams
 
2017-04-20 02:30:11 PM  
Obligatory.
World of Warcraft - The Internet is for porn
Youtube YRgNOyCnbqg
 
2017-04-20 02:30:39 PM  
What's "porn"?
 
2017-04-20 02:30:46 PM  
If you're having trouble finding internet porn, you don't deserve internet porn.
 
2017-04-20 02:30:58 PM  
I have trouble finding anything but porn on the internet
 
2017-04-20 02:33:04 PM  
"Pro tip: Next time you're having trouble finding porn on the Internet, try Twitter's 'trending' list Bing.com"
 
2017-04-20 02:37:05 PM  
Who has trouble finding porn on the Internet?

/Speaking of porn -- the trending topic on Twitter today is actually porn-related: Mia Khalifa has HIV.
 
2017-04-20 02:40:13 PM  
FTFA: "the flow has since receded to a trickle"

img.fark.net

//so sad
 
2017-04-20 02:41:24 PM  
What, did FuQ take their site down?
 
2017-04-20 02:43:58 PM  
Porn? On *my* interwebs? Say it ain't so.
 
2017-04-20 02:47:22 PM  

rjakobi: Why bother keeping porn anyway?  Considering how easy it is to access, why is there a physical need to possess it?  It's not like keeping stacks of dirty magazines under the bed.  If you love porn so much, let it run free and unfettered, and you can find it when you need it.


Once Trump leaves office and Pence takes over all porn including Michelangelo's David, historical images of Sears catalogs and back issues of Leather Nun will be banned as public health hazards. Having porn on physical media will be a gold mine.
 
2017-04-20 02:50:26 PM  
Who is the poor soul having trouble finding porn on the internet? I could probably start my computer, smimg.fark.netash my head against the keyboard for 45 seconds, and it would be likely some form of porn would have launched after my browser accidentally opened.
 
2017-04-20 02:51:02 PM  
Trending gets abused by all sorts of trolls.  I go to a technology conference every year where there's a lot of backchannel Twitter commenting, enough that our hashtag gets on the trending list occasionally.  Last time this happened we didn't get porn, but instead a lot of Syrian refugee political stuff from obviously fake (or hijacked) accounts that had half a dozen popular tags in them.

/More amusing was the confused Giants fan who couldn't figure out why #ELI2015 spiked in mid-February but had no commentary about Manning
 
2017-04-20 02:51:37 PM  
Ok, well I messed that up. Let me try again. *ahem*

Who is the poor soul having trouble finding porn on the internet? I could probably start my computer, smash my head against the keyboard for 45 seconds, and it would be likely some form of porn would have launched after my browser accidentally opened.

i.imgur.com
 
2017-04-20 02:53:05 PM  
If you're having trouble finding porn on the internet then you're doing it wrong.
 
2017-04-20 02:53:06 PM  

mama2tnt: Slaxl: (I'm not a prude or anti-porn, I just don't want to see it on a social media platform I use for work ... and that my teenage kids use, too.)

You don't want your teenage kids seeing porn? Now that's an impossible challenge.

Yeah, I got offline the day I heard "That's s...e...x...dot...com?" as my 12-year-old sat at the computer, talking to his friend on the phone.

I didn't mind him looking, I just didn't want the associated viruses/malware/etc. on my home computer. Take that sh*t to the library, son!


sex dot com? That's a really uninspired name for a website. Now bisexualinterracialmidgetgangbang dot com is my kinda place.
/I mean my friend!
//My friend's kinda place
 
2017-04-20 02:53:50 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: The All-Powerful Atheismo:

Also... WTF GOOGLE?

[img.fark.net image 651x247]


Sorry to funny this.
It isn't funny.
 
2017-04-20 02:57:05 PM  

vudukungfu: Sorry to funny this.
It isn't funny.


It's kinda funny.  It's 100% real too
 
2017-04-20 02:59:34 PM  
I can't believe nobody has posted this yet

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 03:00:16 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: vudukungfu: Sorry to funny this.
It isn't funny.

It's kinda funny.  It's 100% real too


Would you rather live next to Will Smith and Samuel L Jackson or Donald Trump and Rick Santorum?
 
2017-04-20 03:01:37 PM  

vudukungfu: Would you rather live next to ... Samuel L Jackson


That would be farking awesome, except I'd have to soundproof my walls
 
2017-04-20 03:05:38 PM  

scottyvr6: NoahBuddy: 1) Don't use Twitter, you pathetic fool.
2) If you must use Twitter, don't click on "Trending", you sad plucker.
3) Get a life.
4) PROFIT!!11!

Says the guy who uses a quote from a cartoon that aired in 1998.


Eh? Which bit is that?

/My work is not all entirely original, I have to admit
 
2017-04-20 03:06:38 PM  

talkertopc: If you're having trouble finding porn on the internet then you're doing it wrong.


The problem is finding QUALITY pr0n.
 
2017-04-20 03:07:40 PM  

rjakobi: UberDave: No trouble.  I have the Internet's porn cached on my porn server....

/...cluster

Why bother keeping porn anyway?  Considering how easy it is to access, why is there a physical need to possess it?  It's not like keeping stacks of dirty magazines under the bed.  If you love porn so much, let it run free and unfettered, and you can find it when you need it.


What if the internet goes down?  How am I supposed to jack it then?
 
2017-04-20 03:08:35 PM  
Let's go through this again:

1) Go to the BING search engine
2) Turn off Safe Search (duh)
3) Type in 4 random numbers followed by the word 'tumblr'.   You will find p0rn.  Maybe not the stuff you want.  Maybe not the stuff you need.  But there will be p0rn.
 
2017-04-20 03:13:19 PM  

Cheron: rjakobi: Why bother keeping porn anyway?  Considering how easy it is to access, why is there a physical need to possess it?  It's not like keeping stacks of dirty magazines under the bed.  If you love porn so much, let it run free and unfettered, and you can find it when you need it.

Once Trump leaves office and Pence takes over all porn including Michelangelo's David, historical images of Sears catalogs and back issues of Leather Nun will be banned as public health hazards. Having porn on physical media will be a gold mine.


...you forgot Victoria's Secret
 
2017-04-20 03:15:10 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: vudukungfu: Would you rather live next to ... Samuel L Jackson

That would be farking awesome, except I'd have to soundproof my walls


Or bullet-proof the walls...depends on who?
 
2017-04-20 03:25:05 PM  

vudukungfu: The All-Powerful Atheismo: vudukungfu: Sorry to funny this.
It isn't funny.

It's kinda funny.  It's 100% real too

Would you rather live next to Will Smith and Samuel L Jackson or Donald Trump and Rick Santorum?


VDK, Just one question:  Am I allowed to shoot at my walls?  With my GAU-8?
 
2017-04-20 03:26:18 PM  
Well, somebody has to be the social media site for the porn industry. Twitter seems to have reluctantly acquired that role. Pick a porn star and search for their name on Twitter. Most currently working porn actors maintain an active Twitter feed, many of which contain XXX rated clips and Gifs from their latest scenes. The reluctant part is only evidenced by the fact that Twitter will delete accounts at random periodically and the actors have to start a new one.
 
2017-04-20 03:30:46 PM  
1 in 50 links means you're being "deluged" with porn?! You can't get that kind of purity on Disney forums. People these days have no idea what a fruit-themed party entails, the lucky sumbiatches.
 
2017-04-20 03:33:26 PM  

DubyaHater: mama2tnt: Slaxl: (I'm not a prude or anti-porn, I just don't want to see it on a social media platform I use for work ... and that my teenage kids use, too.)

You don't want your teenage kids seeing porn? Now that's an impossible challenge.

Yeah, I got offline the day I heard "That's s...e...x...dot...com?" as my 12-year-old sat at the computer, talking to his friend on the phone.

I didn't mind him looking, I just didn't want the associated viruses/malware/etc. on my home computer. Take that sh*t to the library, son!

sex dot com? That's a really uninspired name for a website. Now bisexualinterracialmidgetgangbang dot com is my kinda place.
/I mean my friend!
//My friend's kinda place


I had a work colleague who liked to call me over to show me pages from hotsex.com - I think she was the sort of person that caused Web filters to be invented. She didn't seem to grasp that looking at porn on the office Internet might not be career-positive way to spend her time.

/She was better at grasping other things
 
2017-04-20 03:35:57 PM  

UberDave: No trouble.  I have the Internet's porn cached on my porn server....

/...cluster


New meaning to Rocks off?
 
2017-04-20 03:36:22 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: vudukungfu: The All-Powerful Atheismo: vudukungfu: Sorry to funny this.
It isn't funny.

It's kinda funny.  It's 100% real too

Would you rather live next to Will Smith and Samuel L Jackson or Donald Trump and Rick Santorum?

VDK, Just one question:  Am I allowed to shoot at my walls?  With my GAU-8?


uh. . . sure, why not?
I'd make a horrible DM.
 
2017-04-20 03:52:28 PM  

Kittypie070: The problem is finding QUALITY pr0n.


Quantity has a quality all its own.
 
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