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(Daily Mail)   SeaWorld Texas celebrates the birth of what might be the last captive killer whale   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-04-20 12:49:08 PM  
6 votes:
It's in the Daily Mail, so I doubt the existence of whales, birth, and Texas.
2017-04-21 01:32:07 AM  
4 votes:
SeaWorld did not immediately name the calf

i vote for "Whalin' Jennings". teach him how to play "air guitar" through his blo-hole

/who am i kidding.. whaley mcwhaleface. sigh
2017-04-21 06:02:33 AM  
3 votes:
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2017-04-21 02:47:21 AM  
3 votes:
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2017-04-21 12:31:39 AM  
3 votes:

foo monkey: It's in the Daily Mail, so I doubt the existence of whales, birth, and Texas.


Pfft.  I'm seeing the Daily Mail on my computer screen and I now doubt the existence of electronics and light.
2017-04-21 02:56:42 PM  
2 votes:
If you're a tasty salmon swimming in the ocean and see a killer whale, don't worry about it. It's the 3 you don't see that should worry you

i.imgur.com
2017-04-21 12:43:39 AM  
2 votes:

TorpedoOrca: :/ it's a damned shame it had to be born into captivity. If the pod the mom came from is still out there, there's a slight possibility they would accept her in the wild and take care of raising the calf


From what I've read, that's pretty much spot on. Orca are some of the smartest animals on the planet, so it wouldn't be surprising if they saw the family resemblance in the calf.

The pod'd be like "you see that little baby orca over there?"
"Hey baby orca, what's your name?"
"I don't have a name. My trainers didn't know if I was a boy or a girl orca yet. Tee hee"
"Oh that sucks. You know, you remind me of someone I used to know. Someone who cut me off. Make it out like we were nothing and 'I don't even need your love'. And she treated me like a stranger and that felt rough. Why did she stoop so low? Just get scooped up by some trawler and disappear. I don't need that though."
"Uh, my mommy was Takara. Did you know her?"
"Now she's just some orca that I used to know."
2017-04-21 12:26:18 AM  
2 votes:
Or as I see it, veal of the sea.
2017-04-21 07:49:09 AM  
1 vote:
365thingsaustin.com
Thought "Free Willy" was what Lorena Bobbitt shouted as she threw it out the window.
2017-04-21 03:03:19 AM  
1 vote:
Some of the same people that want to ban zoos and shiat like them, will go home and let their cat/s out to destroy every wild creature smaller than it.
/I'll go back to watching Blackfish on my rare Earth element, slave labor made iPhone7 plus.
2017-04-21 12:41:39 AM  
1 vote:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: TorpedoOrca: :/ it's a damned shame it had to be born into captivity. If the pod the mom came from is still out there, there's a slight possibility they would accept her in the wild and take care of raising the calf

*Free Willy* is due for a reboot...


Goddammit, I'm drunk and switched from Reddit to Fark.
2017-04-21 12:41:38 AM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: It's in the Daily Mail, so I doubt the existence of whales


They're real and they're spectacular
 
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