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(Space Coast Daily)   To teach his dog a lesson, Florida Man: c) bites dog   ( spacecoastdaily.com) divider line
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2017-04-20 08:34:22 AM  
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2017-04-20 09:07:03 AM  
Dogs bite for a number of reasons. Play, self defense, etc. Figuring out what goes on inside the cranium of a cruel moron isn't one of them.
 
2017-04-20 05:56:30 PM  
This makes news?
 
2017-04-20 05:57:59 PM  

Resident Muslim: This makes newsFark?

 
2017-04-20 05:59:20 PM  

Resident Muslim: This makes news?


It's not like it was "Dog bites man."
 
2017-04-20 06:01:22 PM  

Resident Muslim: This makes news?


Why the heck not...?

It beats all the other crap flying around.
 
2017-04-20 06:01:52 PM  
My Chihuahua is so cool... Gentle, loving, doesn't bite or bark. Total lap dog.
But when we're playing close up and I'm nuzzling him I'll play bite him a bit...
He freaks out! Wants to bite back but knows it's wrong... Jumps away and looks at me like, "WTF are you DOING?"
 
2017-04-20 06:01:59 PM  
Man bites dog: news!
 
2017-04-20 06:02:29 PM  

Resident Muslim: This makes news?


My old journalism textbook said, "If dog bites man, it's nothing. If man bites dog, it's news."
So, this is literally the textbook definition of news.
 
2017-04-20 06:05:30 PM  
Man: c) bites dog

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2017-04-20 06:06:51 PM  

Learned Hand Job: Resident Muslim: This makes news?

My old journalism textbook said, "If dog bites man, it's nothing. If man bites dog, it's news."
So, this is literally the textbook definition of news.


Old journalism indeed. Contemporary journalism: "Did the Obama Deep State secretly force this man to bite a dog? Could it happen to you? A panel of cats weighs in."
 
2017-04-20 06:08:07 PM  
Come on subby at least give us a chance to guess. So much lost potential.
 
2017-04-20 06:12:54 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Man: c) bites dog

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2017-04-20 06:13:39 PM  
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2017-04-20 06:17:45 PM  

secondpsych: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Man: c) bites dog

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2017-04-20 06:17:47 PM  

secondpsych: Come on subby at least give us a chance to guess. So much lost potential.


It's Florida man, his superpowers are so vast it could be anything.  You could be guessing until the day you die, thinking of the craziest things and you'd be right on all of them, but miss on this specific one.
 
2017-04-20 06:30:39 PM  
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2017-04-20 06:38:04 PM  
When I lived in Florida (in the mid-80s), I had a neighbor who would bite his dog to punish it.  I had to click the link to see if it was him.  Nope, but it was still Brevard County, I had no idea that was a county thing.
 
2017-04-20 06:40:47 PM  
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2017-04-20 06:44:49 PM  
A puppy, no less. In the words of the great warrior-poet Perry Farrell, "How you treat the weak is your true nature calling."
 
2017-04-20 07:14:25 PM  
Great, now we are gonna have to worry about Florida Zombie Dogs now.

/Stupidity
//The gift keeps on giving
///Thank you, Florida
 
2017-04-20 07:18:07 PM  
Man bites dog "to teach him a lesson."
Worked, too.
Dog now knows better than to trust that jerk, doesn't he?

Seriously...cat I got from a shelter was very hand-shy from being hit.  Five years later, she purrs when she sees your hand...she's forgotten all about that crap.
Love works.
 
2017-04-20 07:29:41 PM  
Many years ago I ran into a guy raising a couple of wolf pups.  He explained that biting their ears was a means of establishing dominance and disciplining within a wolf pack.  I don't know if it applies to dogs as well and I would question whether or not the person doing the biting knew the limits if so.
 
2017-04-20 09:25:58 PM  
From the original article: "I'm obviously not happy about it," said Jessica Wenner, the suspect's girlfriend and dog's owner. "

He didn't bite his own dog, Smits.
 
2017-04-20 09:36:28 PM  

Learned Hand Job: Resident Muslim: This makes news?

My old journalism textbook said, "If dog bites man, it's nothing. If man bites dog, it's news."
So, this is literally the textbook definition of news.


Thanks for getting my oblique statement.
;)

JasonOfOrillia as well.
:)
 
2017-04-20 10:05:41 PM  

The Captain's Ghost: Many years ago I ran into a guy raising a couple of wolf pups.  He explained that biting their ears was a means of establishing dominance and disciplining within a wolf pack.  I don't know if it applies to dogs as well and I would question whether or not the person doing the biting knew the limits if so.


Wolves are a bit different from dogs though.  Which is why most people adopt dogs, not wolves...
 
2017-04-20 11:12:51 PM  
CSB, a relative had a little dog that would not stop growling at me, it did not matter if I was nice to it, If I ignored it, whatever. Eventually I growled back, the poor little dog was so scared it peed on the floor, but it did stop growling at me.
 
2017-04-20 11:30:51 PM  
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2017-04-21 07:53:13 AM  
And then society taught this man a lesson.
 
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