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(Independent)   But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile shiat   ( independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, Rio de Janeiro, mr van zyl, 2016 Summer Olympics, South Africa, Scott van Zyl, Zimbabwe  
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2017-04-20 04:48:22 AM  
Good!
 
2017-04-20 05:41:10 AM  
+1 Subby. I haven't heard the Contractual Obligation Album in a while.
 
2017-04-20 08:14:35 AM  
Excellent Monty Python deep cut.
 
2017-04-20 08:24:07 AM  
Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock...

He's imagining how well you'll fit inside his skin.
 
2017-04-20 08:27:40 AM  
Along the banks of the great grey green greasy Limpopo river. Near where Suki the elephant was almost eaten by a croc. i would a been more careful.
 
2017-04-20 08:28:00 AM  
Score one for the wildlife. Too bad it wasn't that shiatty dentist, or one of Trumps brats.
 
2017-04-20 08:31:17 AM  
I think there should either be unrestricted garnishing......or a simple, Olympic standard mayonnaise.
 
2017-04-20 08:33:22 AM  
Karma.
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2017-04-20 08:40:01 AM  
 
2017-04-20 08:40:15 AM  
I'm ok with this.  I hope it hurt.
 
2017-04-20 08:43:22 AM  
Accompanied by a pack of dogs and a Zimbabwean tracker, the professional hunter who organises trips for foreign clients is thought to have been eaten by crocodiles on the bank of the Limpopo River

the popo claims the life of another young man before his time
 
2017-04-20 08:43:57 AM  
Y'all are heartless dicks.

/Yeah, yeah, welcome to Fark
//Big game hunting actually protects a lot of rare species
///Look it up
////Slashies
 
2017-04-20 08:46:22 AM  

H31N0US: Score one for the wildlife. Too bad it wasn't that shiatty dentist, or one of Trumps brats.


Too bad it wasn't your kid

/funny huh?
 
2017-04-20 08:50:28 AM  
the crocodiles should get to keep his remains and use them to make shoes, designer bags for the lady crocodiles, and interesting furnishings, imo
 
2017-04-20 09:00:27 AM  
Tomorrow?  I didn't think a crocodile's metabolism was that high.
 
2017-04-20 09:01:12 AM  
Now that makes it a sport.

and/or

Sakkie Louwrens, a member of one of the search teams, said police suspected two Nile crocodiles may have eaten Mr Van Zyl.

So he's in de niles?
 
2017-04-20 09:03:49 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: H31N0US: Score one for the wildlife. Too bad it wasn't that shiatty dentist, or one of Trumps brats.

Too bad it wasn't your kid

/funny huh?


Rolling in and killing African wildlife for sport and profit. I hope this pathetic shiatstain heard his own bones being crushed. The ignorant "Your kid" deflection doesn't change that opinion one farking bit.
 
2017-04-20 09:05:24 AM  
What happened to the other guy?

And, looking at the pictures, he was a rather large man.  That's a big meal for one or two crocodiles.

/feeding frenzy
//or this is how you disappear
///always check the insurance policy
 
2017-04-20 09:23:08 AM  
Was he wearing tomato flavored running shoes or have remoulade down his shorts?
 
2017-04-20 09:23:11 AM  
"His tracks were later spotted leading to the banks of the river and his backpack was located nearby. "

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I'm not sure why but I felt like this needed a little more, you know, story to it.
 
2017-04-20 09:33:12 AM  

Norad: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: H31N0US: Score one for the wildlife. Too bad it wasn't that shiatty dentist, or one of Trumps brats.

Too bad it wasn't your kid

/funny huh?

Rolling in and killing African wildlife for sport and profit. I hope this pathetic shiatstain heard his own bones being crushed. The ignorant "Your kid" deflection doesn't change that opinion one farking bit.


He was wishing that death on Trumps kids.  Hate him all you want but wishing someone's kids harm is disgusting.
 
2017-04-20 09:35:31 AM  
img.fark.netOn a more positive note, the first thing I think of when I read about a croc attack is:

img.fark.net
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2017-04-20 09:36:14 AM  
Om non non

s1.postimg.org
 
2017-04-20 09:38:03 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: H31N0US: Score one for the wildlife. Too bad it wasn't that shiatty dentist, or one of Trumps brats.

Too bad it wasn't your kid

/funny huh?


Hilarious!!
 
2017-04-20 09:59:09 AM  
 
2017-04-20 10:03:24 AM  

Herr Morgenstern: Y'all are heartless dicks.

/Yeah, yeah, welcome to Fark
//Big game hunting actually protects a lot of rare species
///Look it up
////Slashies


The local government probably spent a ton of money in the rescue attempt and they killed several alligators and had them autopsied.
Some big game hunters pay for the privilege to cull animals who are sick or very old.  But this increases demand as well, and poaching since permits are limited.
 
2017-04-20 10:17:30 AM  
The only thing that worries me is being the first one down that gullet.
 
2017-04-20 10:32:51 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Norad: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: H31N0US: Score one for the wildlife. Too bad it wasn't that shiatty dentist, or one of Trumps brats.

Too bad it wasn't your kid

/funny huh?

Rolling in and killing African wildlife for sport and profit. I hope this pathetic shiatstain heard his own bones being crushed. The ignorant "Your kid" deflection doesn't change that opinion one farking bit.

He was wishing that death on Trumps kids.  Hate him all you want but wishing someone's kids harm is disgusting.


Really? Fark that guy. Too bad the elephant didn't get him first.
 
2017-04-20 10:34:26 AM  
Forgot the picture:

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2017-04-20 10:50:17 AM  

Norad: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: H31N0US: Score one for the wildlife. Too bad it wasn't that shiatty dentist, or one of Trumps brats.

Too bad it wasn't your kid

/funny huh?

Rolling in and killing African wildlife for sport and profit. I hope this pathetic shiatstain heard his own bones being crushed. The ignorant "Your kid" deflection doesn't change that opinion one farking bit.


BAM!
 
2017-04-20 11:22:25 AM  
"Rescue teams were sent to search for the hunter and helicopters, trackers and divers all scoured the region."

How did they lose multiple helicopters? And how are trackers and divers going to find them?
 
2017-04-20 12:17:12 PM  

adm_crunch: Was he wearing tomato flavored running shoes or have remoulade down his shorts?


No, those are the Finns and that one German guy.
 
2017-04-20 12:18:07 PM  

cbathrob: The only thing that worries me is being the first one down that gullet.


You'll easily pick up a place in the first 700.
 
2017-04-20 12:52:52 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2017-04-20 05:36:27 PM  
img.fark.net

"Sometimes you eat the bear, and, well, sometimes he eats you"
 
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