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(South China Morning Post)   Pro-tip: Inserting a live eel up your anus is not a valid home remedy in fixing constipation, son   ( scmp.com) divider line
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2017-04-20 08:33:29 AM  
Man those crazy guys!  What'll they do next?
 
2017-04-20 08:40:31 AM  
This is not a repeat from 2013

To paraphrase Dr. Cox, either this guy has an eel up his ass or his colon has an important question.
 
2017-04-20 08:55:32 AM  
Shocking
 
2017-04-20 09:26:31 AM  
He needs some novocaine for his hole until it sputters out
 
2017-04-20 10:14:07 AM  
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Eelingus.
Nothing more than eelingus.
Eeeeee-lingus, wo-o-ohhh eeeeee-lingus,
Wo-o-ohh, feel you again in my anus.
 
2017-04-20 10:22:31 AM  
So, the eel needs to be dead, right?
 
2017-04-20 10:22:41 AM  
When you find that some nut
Stuck an eel up his butt
That's a moray
 
2017-04-20 10:23:26 AM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2017-04-20 10:24:20 AM  
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2017-04-20 10:25:08 AM  
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2017-04-20 10:25:23 AM  
Richard Gere moved to China?
 
2017-04-20 10:26:06 AM  
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2017-04-20 10:26:44 AM  
"Eels of Uranus" is the name of my atmospheric space music band.
 
2017-04-20 10:26:47 AM  
WTF? I think I just sprained my neck here... What did the Chinese dude think - The eel would eat it's way through the 'blockage'?

/Excuse me while I dispose of my breakfast...
 
2017-04-20 10:27:45 AM  
Don't know about eels but isn't the punishment for a slave to who strikes a Roman citizen is to have a living snake shoved up his ass?
 
2017-04-20 10:28:36 AM  
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2017-04-20 10:29:53 AM  
Yeah, subby, get out of here with your "science" and "clinically proven effectiveness".  Next you'll start saying homeopathic treatments don't work.  If sticking a live eel up his ass was good enough for his grandparents, it's good enough for him!
 
2017-04-20 10:31:20 AM  
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2017-04-20 10:31:48 AM  
akya


"Eels of Uranus" is the name of my atmospheric space music band.


Mine was Eels of Urectum but we are more Psychedelic Glam Metal
 
2017-04-20 10:32:48 AM  

Bermuda59: Don't know about eels but isn't the punishment for a slave to who strikes a Roman citizen is to have a living snake shoved up his ass?


No, but that's very creative!
 
2017-04-20 10:34:52 AM  
Rather an eel than an iguana.

(Old Chinese anal wisdom)
 
2017-04-20 10:35:36 AM  
On meth it is.
 
2017-04-20 10:36:35 AM  
So that's what the kids are calling it nowadays?
 
2017-04-20 10:42:30 AM  
I bet eel ne'er do that again!!
 
2017-04-20 10:43:01 AM  
Well, if it fixes what eels you
 
2017-04-20 10:44:30 AM  
Traditional Chinese medicine for the win!! Winning!! Bigly!!!
Tired of winning? That's a bigly eel up your ass!
 
2017-04-20 10:45:16 AM  
It's better than shoving a red-hot poker up one's ass.  It's true, ask the Jews.
 
2017-04-20 10:46:34 AM  
Gerbils work better anyway.
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2017-04-20 10:48:19 AM  
I worked at Home Depot for a while, and once we had someone try to rent a plumbing snake with a really nasty bladed head to try to get a carrot out of her boyfriend's ass.
www.plumbingsupply.com
I mean... that'll do the job, but it won't stop there.
 
2017-04-20 10:48:29 AM  
at least he didn't use the old 'it was a one in a million shot" excuse
 
2017-04-20 10:48:42 AM  
I dunno, it would certainly scare the shiat out of me.  So, technically effective.
 
2017-04-20 10:49:04 AM  
Did talk to the eel like a moron talks to a baby first?
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2017-04-20 10:49:22 AM  
 How do you eel?
Do you eel like we do?
 
2017-04-20 10:50:47 AM  

Trivia Jockey: It's better than shoving a red-hot poker up one's ass.  It's true, ask the Jews.


2 different  "History of the World Part 1" references in the same comments section! Can we get 3?
 
2017-04-20 10:51:29 AM  
Constipation always makes me think about Shintaro Kago's masterpiece 'When All's Said and Done' which is something you really shouldn't look up at work or anyplace someone might see you.
 
2017-04-20 10:52:10 AM  

Bermuda59: Trivia Jockey: It's better than shoving a red-hot poker up one's ass.  It's true, ask the Jews.

2 different  "History of the World Part 1" references in the same comments section! Can we get 3?


I smoked too much Roman red to really remember that movie
 
2017-04-20 10:53:42 AM  

Bermuda59: Trivia Jockey: It's better than shoving a red-hot poker up one's ass.  It's true, ask the Jews.

2 different  "History of the World Part 1" references in the same comments section! Can we get 3?


The funny thing is, originally I was thinking of the first reference, but when I Googled it the Inquisition one popped up and I convinced myself that's the one I was thinking of.
 
2017-04-20 10:54:43 AM  

Yellow Beard: Bermuda59: Trivia Jockey: It's better than shoving a red-hot poker up one's ass.  It's true, ask the Jews.

2 different  "History of the World Part 1" references in the same comments section! Can we get 3?

I smoked too much Roman red to really remember that movie


You can't smoke that without Papyrus...rolling Papyrus.


/born to do it....
 
2017-04-20 10:57:36 AM  

Dodger: WTF? I think I just sprained my neck here... What did the Chinese dude think - The eel would eat it's way through the 'blockage'?

/Excuse me while I dispose of my breakfast...


No, that's just the bullshiat he told the doctors to cover for his embarrassment for kink gone wrong. He was trying to get off, and it went horribly wrong.
 
2017-04-20 10:57:50 AM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: Yellow Beard: Bermuda59: Trivia Jockey: It's better than shoving a red-hot poker up one's ass.  It's true, ask the Jews.

2 different  "History of the World Part 1" references in the same comments section! Can we get 3?

I smoked too much Roman red to really remember that movie

You can't smoke that without Papyrus...rolling Papyrus.


/born to do it....


To practice safe "eel" you should a condom. The guy should have looked for a pack of Trojans
 
2017-04-20 10:58:22 AM  
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Didn't these people learn anything from Dreamcatcher?  Eels in the ass never ends well.
 
2017-04-20 10:59:21 AM  
"Well you see Dr., I was strolling, balls-to-the-breeze along the seaside, minding my own business when I slipped on some seaweed, fell, and landed, ass-first, right on an eel!"

/It could happen!
 
2017-04-20 11:00:28 AM  
Somehow, I'm imagining his stoned college dropout brother telling him, "Dude, this will totally work, I saw it when I was rushing Mao House, believe me...."
 
2017-04-20 11:01:08 AM  

Hoopy Frood: When you find that some nut
Stuck an eel up his butt
That's a moray


Either you just came up with that or you you've been waiting decades for an opportunity to use it.  Either way - brilliant!!!
 
2017-04-20 11:03:31 AM  
Just wait until the China branch of PETA opens.

They're going to wish they didn't build that wall, way back when.
 
2017-04-20 11:07:59 AM  

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2017-04-20 11:11:20 AM  
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2017-04-20 11:15:01 AM  
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2017-04-20 11:16:43 AM  
If it's alive - don't lick it.
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2017-04-20 11:18:21 AM  
That's a radical solution for a problem that could be solved with a colloidal suspension of magnesium oxide and oxidane.
 
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