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(Metro)   Teacher banned from classroom for inappropriate behavior - including 'twanging a pupil's thong'   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-04-20 01:45:04 AM  
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2017-04-20 03:10:29 AM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: [img.fark.net image 640x480]


Hee hee hee heh.
 
2017-04-20 07:29:26 AM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: [img.fark.net image 640x480]


Somebody turn out the lights, this thread is over.
 
2017-04-20 07:32:00 AM  
Such a Badman.
 
2017-04-20 07:33:26 AM  
Includes useful picture of what a swimming pool might look like.
Rather less usefully, includes picture of flip-flops - what Australians Austrians call 'thongs' (non-twangable)
 
2017-04-20 07:34:53 AM  
David Newton-Badman, 38

Indeed.

/no-one knows what it's like to be Badman...to be the sad man...behind blue eyes
 
2017-04-20 07:35:45 AM  
rainbow - kids rude programme
Youtube CgbcQIT7BMc
Twangers.
 
2017-04-20 07:41:28 AM  

xanadian: David Newton-Badman, 38

Indeed.

/no-one knows what it's like to be Badman...to be the sad man...behind blue eyes


Glad I read the thread first. Was gonna Who it myself.
 
2017-04-20 07:45:21 AM  
Thing,
Thing a thong,
Make it thimple to latht the whole night long...
 
2017-04-20 07:48:22 AM  
R. Kelly chose an odd new name.
 
2017-04-20 07:48:44 AM  
Get it on,
Twang a thong,
Get it on
 
2017-04-20 07:52:40 AM  
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What a load of crocs.

Harry might be nuts but he seemed to recall shower shoes being called thongs.  So in his gentrifying brain, here is a picture of twanged thongs.
 
2017-04-20 07:56:03 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 425x282]
What a load of crocs.

Harry might be nuts but he seemed to recall shower shoes being called thongs.  So in his gentrifying brain, here is a picture of twanged thongs.


Those are slides mate, thongs are flip flops (cheesegibberts). Or scanty pants. But not the trousery variety.
 
2017-04-20 07:57:10 AM  

RJReves: Thing,
Thing a thong,
Make it thimple to latht the whole night long...


Thing.
Thing a thad love thong
Thing it out
Thing it thtrong
 
2017-04-20 07:57:28 AM  
He was merely trying to relate to them in a way they could understand.
 
2017-04-20 08:02:09 AM  

BolloxReader: RJReves: Thing,
Thing a thong,
Make it thimple to latht the whole night long...

Thing.
Thing a thad love thong
Thing it out
Thing it thtrong


Don't worry that ithth not good enough
For everyone elth to hear
Jutht thing
Thing a thong
 
2017-04-20 08:02:35 AM  
He's really in the wrong profession.

If you want to molest kids and not be fired, be a priest.
 
2017-04-20 08:04:20 AM  
Worked with young girls all my life. From my Teens on up to now.
Never. Ever. encourage them.

Just treat them like young asexual time bombs and let them go off on their own in the world.


See what I did there?
 
2017-04-20 08:05:05 AM  
And by encourage, I mean the sex stuff.
Other than that, go nuts.
Encourage the fark out of them.
Empower them.
Give them the tools to fix what is broken.
 
2017-04-20 08:08:02 AM  
The article just keeps on giving. I have so many questions.
 
2017-04-20 08:08:43 AM  
Just like the T-Rex song, "Bang a gong, twang a thong, get it on..."
 
2017-04-20 08:10:47 AM  

Lady J: Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 425x282]
What a load of crocs.

Harry might be nuts but he seemed to recall shower shoes being called thongs.  So in his gentrifying brain, here is a picture of twanged thongs.

Those are slides mate, thongs are flip flops (cheesegibberts). Or scanty pants. But not the trousery variety.


My favorite part is that I don't know if you're kidding or not.
 
2017-04-20 08:13:56 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Lady J: Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 425x282]
What a load of crocs.

Harry might be nuts but he seemed to recall shower shoes being called thongs.  So in his gentrifying brain, here is a picture of twanged thongs.

Those are slides mate, thongs are flip flops (cheesegibberts). Or scanty pants. But not the trousery variety.

My favorite part is that I don't know if you're kidding or not.


bit o' this; bit o' that
 
2017-04-20 08:14:53 AM  
Hi, my name is upndn, I'm a thong twanger... I can't help myself... I'll twang my babes thong first thing in the morning, sometimes I'll go all day thinking about twanging her thong. At night when we jump into bed, the first thing I do is twang her thong.  She likes it so it facilitates my twanging. I consider myself a functioning twanger.

/happy 420 day to all
 
2017-04-20 08:18:06 AM  
All that with no criminal charges brought and simply banned from a low paying job dealing with teens on a daily basis?  Not bad.  Not bad at all.
 
2017-04-20 08:26:21 AM  
headinablender.files.wordpress.com
 
2017-04-20 08:26:57 AM  

BolloxReader: RJReves: Thing,
Thing a thong,
Make it thimple to latht the whole night long...

Thing.
Thing a thad love thong
Thing it out
Thing it thtrong


img.fark.net

???
 
2017-04-20 08:29:09 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 08:29:23 AM  

RJReves: BolloxReader: RJReves:
Thing,
Thing a thong,
Make it thimple to latht the whole night long...

Thing.
Thing a thad love thong
Thing it out
Thing it thtrong

Don't worry that ithth not good enough
For everyone elth to hear
Jutht thing
Thing a thong


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 08:31:27 AM  

Driver: RJReves: BolloxReader: RJReves:
Thing,
Thing a thong,
Make it thimple to latht the whole night long...

Thing.
Thing a thad love thong
Thing it out
Thing it thtrong

Don't worry that ithth not good enough
For everyone elth to hear
Jutht thing
Thing a thong

[img.fark.net image 480x468]


Coffee is an unpleasant sinus flush.
 
2017-04-20 08:34:11 AM  
He thwacked her stinkystring?
 
2017-04-20 08:34:22 AM  
..."Twanging Student's Thong"

God, this British slang is so damn hard to underst... oh, that's what they actually meant.
 
2017-04-20 08:37:28 AM  
Never understood the appeal of buttfloss for some men.
 
2017-04-20 08:38:59 AM  
His name is Badman, what did they expect?
 
2017-04-20 08:40:09 AM  

Somacandra: Never understood the appeal of buttfloss for some men.


It may not the greatest thing, but it's next to it.
 
2017-04-20 08:44:36 AM  
It sounds like he already has his Sisqo certification...
 
2017-04-20 08:44:48 AM  
Twang a thong you're the piano man
Twang a thong tonight
 
2017-04-20 08:47:38 AM  

Yellow Beard: Twang a thong you're the piano man
Twang a thong tonight


Cuz we're all in the mood for some mammaries
And you got us feeling-up right!
 
2017-04-20 08:49:27 AM  
Help me find my keys and we can drive out of here?

/got nothin'
 
2017-04-20 08:50:26 AM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: Such a Badman.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 08:53:06 AM  

vudukungfu: And by encourage, I mean the sex stuff.

Encourage the fark out of them..


popkey.co
 
2017-04-20 08:55:46 AM  
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2017-04-20 08:57:23 AM  
Stupid kids.  Everyone knows if you want a consistent note you twang a G-string.
 
2017-04-20 08:57:53 AM  

RJReves: Thing,
Thing a thong,
Make it thimple to latht the whole night long...


You magnificent bastard.
 
2017-04-20 08:58:32 AM  
Cue deliverance music.
 
2017-04-20 08:59:51 AM  
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2017-04-20 09:02:30 AM  
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2017-04-20 09:05:22 AM  

Driver: RJReves: BolloxReader: RJReves:
Thing,
Thing a thong,
Make it thimple to latht the whole night long...

Thing.
Thing a thad love thong
Thing it out
Thing it thtrong

Don't worry that ithth not good enough
For everyone elth to hear
Jutht thing
Thing a thong

[img.fark.net image 480x468]


replycandy.com
 
2017-04-20 09:09:08 AM  

AteMyBrain: He thwacked her stinkystring?


He flossed her taint?
 
2017-04-20 09:10:23 AM  
Abe, I'd like to borrow your hard drive for a little while.
 
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