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(New York Daily News)   Couple accused of having sex on the beach in front of Trump's Mar-A-Lago resort   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Palm Beach, Florida, allegedly having sex, West Palm Beach, Florida, Coast Guard crew, WPBF, Sexual intercourse, West Palm Beach, Donald Trump  
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2017-04-19 11:14:16 PM  
CSB time:

Been there, done that on Mick Jagger's property in the Bahamas.  Lots of years ago, but remember it like yesterday.

/CSB
 
2017-04-19 11:19:50 PM  
West Palm beach ain't all that.
 
2017-04-19 11:36:40 PM  
The pair admitted to police of having sex on the beach because they weren't allowed to at their treatment facilities.

Ahh, well that makes total sense. I wonder how their treatments are going.
 
2017-04-19 11:41:18 PM  
It's about time somebody stuck it to an adult at Mar-a-Lago.
 
2017-04-20 12:43:54 AM  
Should've just grabbed her by the pussy like he owned the joint.
 
2017-04-20 01:07:13 AM  
Anyone who orders a Sex on the Beach deserves to be arrested.
 
2017-04-20 01:38:47 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: West Palm beach ain't all that.


It isn't, but I'm pretty sure Trump's place is in Palm Beach, not West Palm Beach (despite what the story suggests). Which of course is a different city and a very different sort of place, like San Francisco versus South San Francisco or St. Louis versus East St. Louis.
 
2017-04-20 01:41:26 AM  
Back in the day...the bartender at my local gay bar and his boyfriend. Went to that Pat Bakker Tammy Fay thing whatever it was amusement park "Heritage USA" for the express purpose of having sex in the bathroom.
What is and was odd about that was that Falwell and other "Christians" screwed Bakker and Tammy over damn quickly, when they had the chance to screw them, drop them, and fark them for a buck.
 
2017-04-20 01:54:03 AM  
No pictures of the couple?  How am I supposed to decide if I can fap to this?
 
2017-04-20 01:55:36 AM  

Cyberluddite: Marcus Aurelius: West Palm beach ain't all that.

It isn't, but I'm pretty sure Trump's place is in Palm Beach, not West Palm Beach (despite what the story suggests). Which of course is a different city and a very different sort of place, like San Francisco versus South San Francisco or St. Louis versus East St. Louis.


West Palm Beach is where the classy trailer trash goes to avoid the Trump supporters.
 
2017-04-20 02:07:50 AM  
Trumpy's been farking the whole country from there every weekend, so what's the big deal?

Also, love this incredibly relevant photo from TFA:
img.fark.net

Does this mean the perp had to detour via the Hershey Highway?
 
kab
2017-04-20 03:10:30 AM  
i guess republicans aren't as pro-life as they claim to be.
 
2017-04-20 03:13:02 AM  

Demetrius: CSB time:

Been there, done that on Mick Jagger's property in the Bahamas.  Lots of years ago, but remember it like yesterday.

/CSB


Are you still digging sand out?
 
2017-04-20 03:13:19 AM  

davidphogan: No pictures of the couple?  How am I supposed to decide if I can fap to this?


Hmm, maybe you should hedge your bets, and just knock out a quick one...
 
2017-04-20 03:13:34 AM  
If anyone is going to fark at Mar-A-Lago it's going to be Trump and the rest of us.
 
2017-04-20 03:16:30 AM  

optikeye: Back in the day...the bartender at my local gay bar and his boyfriend. Went to that Pat Bakker Tammy Fay thing whatever it was amusement park "Heritage USA" for the express purpose of having sex in the bathroom.
What is and was odd about that was that Falwell and other "Christians" screwed Bakker and Tammy over damn quickly, when they had the chance to screw them, drop them, and fark them for a buck.


I'm not sure what you're on about, but I can tell it's full of farking
 
2017-04-20 03:24:28 AM  

Cyberluddite: Marcus Aurelius: West Palm beach ain't all that.

It isn't, but I'm pretty sure Trump's place is in Palm Beach, not West Palm Beach (despite what the story suggests). Which of course is a different city and a very different sort of place, like San Francisco versus South San Francisco or St. Louis versus East St. Louis.


West Palm Beach is literally 2 minutes on foot from Mar-A-Lago.
 
2017-04-20 03:30:20 AM  
I had sex on the beach once. Once.img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 03:31:41 AM  
arrested Friday after a Coast Guard crew spotted them

Trump's cuts to the Coast Guard budget should solve that problem.
 
2017-04-20 03:38:27 AM  
What kind of sex were they having?
 
2017-04-20 03:45:25 AM  
Sponsored by Budweiser : "We too are farking close to water"
 
2017-04-20 03:48:17 AM  
Hope Mar A Lago doesn't become to mean bad sex.
 
2017-04-20 03:50:15 AM  
I don't see where the problem is.  I mean, it's not like the Trump clan haven't enjoyed watching middle class Americans getting farked BEFORE, so why complain NOW?
 
2017-04-20 04:00:04 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: West Palm beach ain't all that.


 Hell, even I've been laid in West Palm.
 
2017-04-20 04:13:18 AM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: I don't see where the problem is.  I mean, it's not like the Trump clan haven't enjoyed watching middle class Americans getting farked BEFORE, so why complain NOW?


well.... some of us are too damn poor to even watch others have sex.
dammit. I am glad my life clock is running out because you people are not in for a good time..
And I liked sex back in the day. Mostly..
 
2017-04-20 04:14:30 AM  

dickfreckle: Marcus Aurelius: West Palm beach ain't all that.

 Hell, even I've been laid in West Palm.


left hand does not count ....... tip your server
 
2017-04-20 04:15:09 AM  
Well, that's a first.
 
2017-04-20 04:45:01 AM  

Coram_Deo: What kind of sex were they having?


Well, if they're were near the water, you can likely expect a fair amount of seamen.

/bah-dump-bump, tss!
 
2017-04-20 05:08:42 AM  
This is Florida, that'll land them on the sex offender registry.
 
2017-04-20 06:03:48 AM  
I don't care what happens at Mir a Lago, but I read that article and now I can't help but wonder, what in the hell were they being treated for?
 
2017-04-20 06:11:45 AM  
By process of elimination, the first thing we can conclude is that the couple definitely wouldn't be Melania and Donald.  That would make it a rape case and hostage situation.
 
2017-04-20 06:22:11 AM  

Ambivalence: I don't care what happens at Mir a Lago, but I read that article and now I can't help but wonder, what in the hell were they being treated for?


There is an expensive resort style drug rehab place around there.

That would be my guess. I don't know of any loony bins around there other than Mar-A-Lago.
 
2017-04-20 06:26:15 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: By process of elimination, the first thing we can conclude is that the couple definitely wouldn't be Melania and Donald.  That would make it a rape case and hostage situation.


Marla and her bodyguard?


Again?
 
2017-04-20 06:34:22 AM  

Spaceballer: Ambivalence: I don't care what happens at Mir a Lago, but I read that article and now I can't help but wonder, what in the hell were they being treated for?

There is an expensive resort style drug rehab place around there.

That would be my guess. I don't know of any loony bins around there other than Mar-A-Lago.


Also, the rehab place I'm thinking of is for prescription and alcohol abuse, (for rich people) not meth or anything.
 
2017-04-20 06:37:36 AM  
Lemme guess, his codename was "Trump" and hers was "America"?
 
2017-04-20 07:13:05 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: West Palm beach ain't all that.


No, it really isn't.
 
2017-04-20 07:34:21 AM  

alienated: dickfreckle: Marcus Aurelius: West Palm beach ain't all that.

 Hell, even I've been laid in West Palm.

left hand does not count ....... tip your server


 Touche!
 
2017-04-20 07:39:08 AM  
the charge was "Classing up the joint"
 
2017-04-20 08:16:53 AM  
I'm guess that it wasn't these two.
queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2017-04-20 08:26:42 AM  
Glad to see the Coast Guard is earning their keep... protecting the world from unwanted pregnancy.
 
2017-04-20 08:48:23 AM  

scottydoesntknow: The pair admitted to police of having sex on the beach because they weren't allowed to at their treatment facilities.

Ahh, well that makes total sense. I wonder how their treatments are going.


What if the treatments were for sexual dysfunction?
 
2017-04-20 09:00:04 AM  
Hasn't Trump pulled out of Mar-a-Lago?
 
2017-04-20 09:04:54 AM  
They should have had pina colada instead.
 
2017-04-20 09:05:11 AM  

Demetrius: CSB time:

Been there, done that on Mick Jagger's property in the Bahamas.  Lots of years ago, but remember it like yesterday.

/CSB


Satisfaction?
 
2017-04-20 09:15:14 AM  

All Latest: I had sex on the beach once. Once.[img.fark.net image 850x600]


Thank you. Someone needed to post that, and I was not about to Google "sex on the beach" at work.
 
2017-04-20 09:49:39 AM  
This is what passes as political discourse on Fark now.
 
2017-04-20 10:06:13 AM  
Now they will spend their lives on the sexual  offenders registry.  Thx Florida  ....

John Walsh complains about how his creation is abused and cops get off on ruining people's lives for a few minutes of fun.
 
2017-04-20 11:13:27 AM  
This is the most unpaid action Mar-A-Lago has seen in years.
 
2017-04-21 01:07:03 AM  
Why?  Deadbeat Donny's impotence could be infectious.
 
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