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2017-04-19 08:07:57 PM  
I've despised O'Reilly since the 70's - he didn't even have to open his mouth for you to know what a sanctimonious douchebag he was.
 
2017-04-19 08:09:31 PM  
Fondley  ...how could you miss that subby.
 
2017-04-19 08:15:41 PM  

LordZorch: I've despised O'Reilly since the 70's - he didn't even have to open his mouth for you to know what a sanctimonious douchebag he was.


Didn't he just work at local TV stations in the 70s (mostly in podunk places)? Did you live in one of those places when he worked there?
 
2017-04-19 11:10:09 PM  
Every now and then he'd show up on network news for something, or you'd read one of his opinion pieces in the paper.  Could not stand the farking sight of his smug face...
 
2017-04-20 12:00:09 AM  
In a statement to the Times, O'Reilly said he was "vulnerable to lawsuits" due to his prominence, and had "put to rest any controversies to spare my children."

Didn't he beat his wife in front of his children?
 
2017-04-20 12:03:41 AM  
Bill, if you AND the network already settled with the litigants, and still claim that no one approached HR...then you're about as delusional that you're a historian and humanitarian...
 
2017-04-20 12:33:54 AM  
I'll bet this whole thing has to be driving O'Reilly absolutely insane with rage.  a woman cost him his job.  a WOMAN!  i'll bet he just wants to punch the lights outta someone for this.
 
2017-04-20 12:37:27 AM  

hubiestubert: Bill, if you AND the network already settled with the litigants, and still claim that no one approached HR...then you're about as delusional that you're a historian and humanitarian...


You can skip HR altogether if you lawyer up first.
 
2017-04-20 12:38:08 AM  

Weaver95: I'll bet this whole thing has to be driving O'Reilly absolutely insane with rage.  a woman cost him his job.  a WOMAN!  i'll bet he just wants to punch the lights outta someone for this.


I will never stop delighting in the suffering of bullies. It's just perfect.
 
2017-04-20 12:39:59 AM  
On Tuesday, his lawyer, Marc Kasowitz, issued a statement saying that O'Reilly "has been subjected to a brutal campaign of character assassination that is unprecedented in post-McCarthyist America."

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 12:41:24 AM  

scottydoesntknow: In a statement to the Times, O'Reilly said he was "vulnerable to lawsuits" due to his prominence, and had "put to rest any controversies to spare my children."

Didn't he beat his wife in front of his children?


Dragged her down the stairs by the neck while the daughter watched. Lost custody.
 
2017-04-20 12:44:06 AM  
i.imgflip.com
 
2017-04-20 12:46:42 AM  
O'Reilly is being railroaded.

James Murdoch is the devil
 
2017-04-20 12:50:12 AM  

scottydoesntknow: In a statement to the Times, O'Reilly said he was "vulnerable to lawsuits" due to his prominence, and had "put to rest any controversies to spare my children."

Didn't he beat his wife in front of his children?


It's in the article; his daughter accused him of physically assaulting one if his ex wives.
 
2017-04-20 12:52:49 AM  
I have never watched an entire O'Rielly episode, but I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

I do not follow "right news" either, but it is awfully convenient that the libs can't get a lower election right either...and they can't deal with the the fact that FailERY isn't President either...and then this happens.

Those of us that are educated, which does not include most people on FARK, know that the liberal media runs this country now.

/Get bent
 
2017-04-20 12:53:47 AM  

Weaver95: I'll bet this whole thing has to be driving O'Reilly absolutely insane with rage.  a woman cost him his job.  a WOMAN!  i'll bet he just wants to punch the lights outta someone for this.


I hope it eats him from the inside out and he lives long enough to see the donald kicked out of office.
 
2017-04-20 12:53:58 AM  

Tigger: Weaver95: I'll bet this whole thing has to be driving O'Reilly absolutely insane with rage.  a woman cost him his job.  a WOMAN!  i'll bet he just wants to punch the lights outta someone for this.

I will never stop delighting in the suffering of bullies. It's just perfect.


what amazes me is that O'Reilly seems to believe he's the victim in all of this.  I get the feeling he really wants to just TEAR into women, libruls, and 'political correctness'.  its likely not even occurred to him that he's a raging asshole and nobody is going to hire him ever again.  so I hope he's got a solid investment plan going, 'cause other than a few one off appearances, the lecture circuit and maybe a book tour or three he's done career wise.
 
2017-04-20 12:55:20 AM  

Team Coors Light: I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".


and chemtrails!  its all about the chemtrails!

are you high or something?
 
2017-04-20 12:55:38 AM  
Just go away Bill.
 
2017-04-20 12:56:26 AM  

Weaver95: Team Coors Light: I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

and chemtrails!  its all about the chemtrails!

are you high or something?


No, not yet...
 
2017-04-20 12:56:36 AM  

Team Coors Light: I have never watched an entire O'Rielly episode, but I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

I do not follow "right news" either, but it is awfully convenient that the libs can't get a lower election right either...and they can't deal with the the fact that FailERY isn't President either...and then this happens.

Those of us that are educated, which does not include most people on FARK, know that the liberal media runs this country now.

/Get bent


I probably wouldn't bother with that application as an Onion writer there sport.
 
2017-04-20 12:57:23 AM  
So O'Reilly now gets a fat payday and is free to go work for the Trump administration.  I'm failing to see the upside here.
 
2017-04-20 12:57:24 AM  
 
2017-04-20 12:59:47 AM  

Team Coors Light: Weaver95: Team Coors Light: I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

and chemtrails!  its all about the chemtrails!

are you high or something?

No, not yet...


hmm.  go smoke a couple of bowls then.  that might help.

and lay off the fox news conspiracy websites.  they're rotting your brain.
 
2017-04-20 12:59:49 AM  

Team Coors Light: Weaver95: Team Coors Light: I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

and chemtrails!  its all about the chemtrails!

are you high or something?

No, not yet...


HEY! HOW ABOUT BILLY CLINTON!!!????!?!?!? WHERE YOU YOUR farkING BLEEDING HEARTS THEN?!?!?!?
 
2017-04-20 01:01:22 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 01:02:40 AM  

Tigger: Team Coors Light: I have never watched an entire O'Rielly episode, but I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

I do not follow "right news" either, but it is awfully convenient that the libs can't get a lower election right either...and they can't deal with the the fact that FailERY isn't President either...and then this happens.

Those of us that are educated, which does not include most people on FARK, know that the liberal media runs this country now.

/Get bent

I probably wouldn't bother with that application as an Onion writer there sport.


First of all...punctuation...

Second, Tell me about Brian Williams
 
2017-04-20 01:06:08 AM  
So do I, subby. So do I...
 
2017-04-20 01:06:26 AM  

Team Coors Light: Tigger: Team Coors Light: I have never watched an entire O'Rielly episode, but I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

I do not follow "right news" either, but it is awfully convenient that the libs can't get a lower election right either...and they can't deal with the the fact that FailERY isn't President either...and then this happens.

Those of us that are educated, which does not include most people on FARK, know that the liberal media runs this country now.

/Get bent

I probably wouldn't bother with that application as an Onion writer there sport.

First of all...punctuation...

Second, Tell me about Brian Williams


You're getting attention right away. Nicely done Zippy.
 
2017-04-20 01:08:29 AM  

Weaver95: Tigger: Weaver95: I'll bet this whole thing has to be driving O'Reilly absolutely insane with rage.  a woman cost him his job.  a WOMAN!  i'll bet he just wants to punch the lights outta someone for this.

I will never stop delighting in the suffering of bullies. It's just perfect.

what amazes me is that O'Reilly seems to believe he's the victim in all of this.  I get the feeling he really wants to just TEAR into women, libruls, and 'political correctness'.  its likely not even occurred to him that he's a raging asshole and nobody is going to hire him ever again.  so I hope he's got a solid investment plan going, 'cause other than a few one off appearances, the lecture circuit and maybe a book tour or three he's done career wise.


RT would totally hire him and he'd totally go work for Putin.
 
2017-04-20 01:08:29 AM  

Weaver95: Team Coors Light: Weaver95: Team Coors Light: I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

and chemtrails!  its all about the chemtrails!

are you high or something?

No, not yet...

hmm.  go smoke a couple of bowls then.  that might help.

and lay off the fox news conspiracy websites.  they're rotting your brain.


Which websites did i visit? I ask because I didn't' realize I visited any...
 
2017-04-20 01:09:35 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Team Coors Light: Tigger: Team Coors Light: I have never watched an entire O'Rielly episode, but I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

I do not follow "right news" either, but it is awfully convenient that the libs can't get a lower election right either...and they can't deal with the the fact that FailERY isn't President either...and then this happens.

Those of us that are educated, which does not include most people on FARK, know that the liberal media runs this country now.

/Get bent

I probably wouldn't bother with that application as an Onion writer there sport.

First of all...punctuation...

Second, Tell me about Brian Williams

You're getting attention right away. Nicely done Zippy.


Hey man...fake news is fake news.
 
2017-04-20 01:10:44 AM  

Team Coors Light: Tigger: Team Coors Light: I have never watched an entire O'Rielly episode, but I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

I do not follow "right news" either, but it is awfully convenient that the libs can't get a lower election right either...and they can't deal with the the fact that FailERY isn't President either...and then this happens.

Those of us that are educated, which does not include most people on FARK, know that the liberal media runs this country now.

/Get bent

I probably wouldn't bother with that application as an Onion writer there sport.

First of all...punctuation...

Second, Tell me about Brian Williams


He still has a twitter feed?
 
2017-04-20 01:11:57 AM  

Brat E. Pants: On Tuesday, his lawyer, Marc Kasowitz, issued a statement saying that O'Reilly "has been subjected to a brutal campaign of character assassination that is unprecedented in post-McCarthyist America."

[img.fark.net image 425x228]


Tell that to Dr Tiller.

Billo's whole show was character assassination.
 
2017-04-20 01:13:59 AM  

Team Coors Light: Weaver95: Team Coors Light: Weaver95: Team Coors Light: I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

and chemtrails!  its all about the chemtrails!

are you high or something?

No, not yet...

hmm.  go smoke a couple of bowls then.  that might help.

and lay off the fox news conspiracy websites.  they're rotting your brain.

Which websites did i visit? I ask because I didn't' realize I visited any...


Fark apparently, you visited fark.
 
2017-04-20 01:14:21 AM  

secondpsych: Team Coors Light: Tigger: Team Coors Light: I have never watched an entire O'Rielly episode, but I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

I do not follow "right news" either, but it is awfully convenient that the libs can't get a lower election right either...and they can't deal with the the fact that FailERY isn't President either...and then this happens.

Those of us that are educated, which does not include most people on FARK, know that the liberal media runs this country now.

/Get bent

I probably wouldn't bother with that application as an Onion writer there sport.

First of all...punctuation...

Second, Tell me about Brian Williams

He still has a twitter feed?


He may, but that is hardly the point.
 
2017-04-20 01:14:33 AM  
I wonder what this means for OReiley's collar popping proto-douchebag Jesse Watters.  Guilty pleasure... I love to hate watch Gutfield, Watters and that screaming harpy judge on Saturday nights since there is nothing else on.
 
2017-04-20 01:17:12 AM  

ybishop: [i.imgflip.com image 640x360]


I'mma have to remember that when I get back to work.

/Back to work in two weeks
//Off a third of the meds that they sent me home on--including the pain meds.
///Take THAT Grim Reaper. AGAIN!
 
2017-04-20 01:17:33 AM  

Team Coors Light: Hey man...fake news is fake news.


and when we're talking 'bout fake news, there ain't NOBODY better at faking the news than bill o'reilley!

its just that now he's going to have to do all of the faking on his own rather than have a staff to help him lie more effectively.
 
2017-04-20 01:17:37 AM  

secondpsych: Team Coors Light: Weaver95: Team Coors Light: Weaver95: Team Coors Light: I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

and chemtrails!  its all about the chemtrails!

are you high or something?

No, not yet...

hmm.  go smoke a couple of bowls then.  that might help.

and lay off the fox news conspiracy websites.  they're rotting your brain.

Which websites did i visit? I ask because I didn't' realize I visited any...

Fark apparently, you visited fark.


Yeah, I did. It is a force of habit...and perhaps I shouldn't anymore given the completely stupid posts people make these days.

Whatever that ends up being, I am committed (pun intended).
 
2017-04-20 01:19:48 AM  

Weaver95: Team Coors Light: Hey man...fake news is fake news.

and when we're talking 'bout fake news, there ain't NOBODY better at faking the news than bill o'reilley!

its just that now he's going to have to do all of the faking on his own rather than have a staff to help him lie more effectively.


FAKE NEWS: Hillary will win.
 
2017-04-20 01:24:35 AM  

Team Coors Light: Weaver95: Team Coors Light: Hey man...fake news is fake news.

and when we're talking 'bout fake news, there ain't NOBODY better at faking the news than bill o'reilley!

its just that now he's going to have to do all of the faking on his own rather than have a staff to help him lie more effectively.

FAKE NEWS: Hillary will win.


i'm pretty sure O'Reilley just got fired for being a woman hating dick hole.  nothing fake about that!
 
2017-04-20 01:24:44 AM  

Team Coors Light: I have never watched an entire O'Rielly episode, but I am smart enough to know that this is nothing more than Soros and the hyper-liberals just paying more people off...just to discredit the "non-left media".

I do not follow "right news" either, but it is awfully convenient that the libs can't get a lower election right either...and they can't deal with the the fact that FailERY isn't President either...and then this happens.

Those of us that are educated, which does not include most people on FARK, know that the liberal media runs this country now.

/Get bent


Is it possible that he's both a gropey old man *and* that people with an agenda discovered it and publicized it to ruin him?  You know, in the same way that Hillary could have had a private email server *and* that people with an agenda discovered it and publicized it to ruin her?  Do you think maybe that's a reasonable explanation?
 
2017-04-20 01:30:16 AM  

Weaver95: I hope he's got a solid investment plan going, 'cause other than a few one off appearances, the lecture circuit and maybe a book tour or three he's done career wise.


He's got that whole "Killing ____" series, and I'm sorry to say that it sells really well, at least at used bookstore prices.  That probably pulls in a fair share of bank, and there's nothing like martyrdom to get books sold.

I think we can expect Killing O'Reilly next year, which will be about how evil libs forced an innocent man out of a job and silenced him over trumped up charges.
 
2017-04-20 01:30:33 AM  

dill doze: Is it possible that he's both a gropey old man *and* that people with an agenda discovered it and publicized it to ruin him?


I think Fox News just decided to cut their losses and fire O'Reilley to stop the money bleed.  no conspiracy necessary.  Bill has always had something of a reputation when it comes to sexual harassment.  it was always just a matter of time until he finally cost the network too much money and grief.
 
2017-04-20 01:35:30 AM  
Maybe Bill can take his time slot.
 
2017-04-20 01:35:43 AM  
I just wonder how much of this is happening (and has happened for decades) at the other networks. I mean, I figure a lot, but I wonder how much.
 
2017-04-20 01:39:25 AM  
Sorry Bill, only the president can "grab them by the pussy."

Hell of a time to be a senile syphilitic old goat.
 
2017-04-20 01:39:56 AM  

interstitialofficial: I just wonder how much of this is happening (and has happened for decades) at the other networks. I mean, I figure a lot, but I wonder how much.


Judging from Anchorman, which I assume was a completely factual documentary about the news industry, it happens pretty regularly.  It's right up there with horses, a man on fire, and murder by trident.
 
2017-04-20 01:45:18 AM  

shootsright: Sorry Bill, only the president can "grab them by the pussy."

Hell of a time to be a senile syphilitic old goat.


Other than the "cigar" thing...

/C'mon...you can do better than that...and Kennedy.
 
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