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(Daily Express)   Mystic suggests you hold May 13th open   ( express.co.uk) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Mr Villegas, Bashar al-Assad, North Korea, Mystic Horacio Villegas, theory Mr Villegas, war, deadly international war, false flag  
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1953 clicks; posted to Geek » on 19 Apr 2017 at 5:53 PM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-04-19 04:35:33 PM  
Cool.

I mean, I *was* going to emigrate, but this is better.
 
2017-04-19 05:00:04 PM  
That's a Saturday, what time are we talking? I like to sleep in.
 
2017-04-19 05:08:42 PM  
Can't be a Saturday.  That's drumpf's golf day.
 
2017-04-19 05:57:09 PM  

oldernell: Can't be a Saturday.  That's drumpf's golf day.


Actually it makes good sense. It's the Sabbath, Jared does not roll on the Sabbath. Trump is on his own.
 
2017-04-19 05:57:14 PM  
But, the 13th is when I dig up my kimchi.
 
2017-04-19 05:57:49 PM  
Mystic Horacio Villegas

RIP, little man.

/de plane boss de plane
 
2017-04-19 05:58:26 PM  

mama2tnt: Cool.

I mean, I *was* going to emigrate, but this is better.


My daughter's going to Germany.  Where you headed, if I may ask?
 
2017-04-19 06:04:01 PM  
well, that could screw with some plans i've already made, like watching Guardians of the Galaxy 2 after the rush
 
2017-04-19 06:04:44 PM  

OkieDookie: But, the 13th is when I dig up my kimchi.


well, now we know what starts the apocalypse
 
2017-04-19 06:09:04 PM  
"Russia is already being baited into war through Syria, just as the zionists were seeking and China will be baited through North Korea."

There's a lot of master baiting going on in this article.

/Also: I bet the Jews did this
 
2017-04-19 06:09:49 PM  
mystic? are they having a new exhibit at the aquarium, or are there some cool ships coming to the seaport?
 
2017-04-19 06:43:07 PM  
My Pokemon Go team?
 
2017-04-19 07:21:03 PM  
I've survived about thirty predicted "end of the world" scenarios.  Apparently I have some sort of superpower.
 
2017-04-19 07:23:57 PM  
FTA: According to Mr Villegas the war will be started by Donald Trump on May 13, which is the anniversary of Mary appearance to the village of Fatima, in Portugal, in 1917.
The international conflict will then ravage the world for six months because the last time Mary allegedly appeared to the village - on October 13, 1917 - she is said to have warned: "The war is going to end, and the soldiers will soon return to their homes."


So the war will be over by Christmas? We've heard that one before.
 
2017-04-19 07:37:24 PM  
But that's Ottawa Comicon.  Will the war affect traffic back to Sudbury on the Monday?
 
2017-04-19 07:44:29 PM  

Brandi Morgan: I've survived about thirty predicted "end of the world" scenarios.  Apparently I have some sort of superpower.


Consumption of enough bourbon to make your pee burn is only a superpower on Fark
 
2017-04-19 08:02:58 PM  
I checked. May 13th is the day BEFORE Mother's Day. Not AFTER.

This is important, because you don't want to waste an event as rare as Armageddon.

If it happens before Mother's Day, you can use it as a excuse. If it happens after Mother's Day, it won't wash.Unless you or your Mother are killed, in which case it shortens the repercussions.

Good dates for Armageddon:

February 13th
The Day before Mother's Day
The Day before your wedding day
About a week before Christmas

New Year's Eve. New Year's Day.

April Fool's Day (optional)

If you are Chinese, any day before a holiday you have to spend with your parents is a good day for the world to end.

Bad days for Armageddon:  the day the chocolate goes on sale.
 
2017-04-19 08:06:52 PM  

Bondith: But that's Ottawa Comicon.  Will the war affect traffic back to Sudbury on the Monday?


That's a tough question. It depends who fires the nukes. Russia may still have nukes targeted at Canada.

This is unlikely if North Korea does the shooting. China? Could go either way, but I hope they remember Dr. Bethune and give us the benefit of a doubt. Or realize how much our natural resources are worth to whoever "wins" and only hit border crossings.

On the whole I would lean towards "nope". The road from Ottawa to Sudbury is pretty damn remote and empty, except for transcontinental trucking. You might as well bomb a national park. There is no there there, as Gertrude Stein put it.
 
2017-04-19 08:08:57 PM  

Bondith: But that's Ottawa Comicon.  Will the war affect traffic back to Sudbury on the Monday?


Enjoy Comicon. I didn't even know we had one.

Could I fill in some of the gaps in my Simpsons comics there? I think I missed one of the Treehouse of Horrors. Since the Silver Snail shut down I have been forced to buy them elsewhere, and I may have missed a few Bongo titles.
 
2017-04-19 08:10:03 PM  
And transcontinental buses. It's the only way to get from Winnipeg to Eastern Canada almost.
 
2017-04-19 08:28:37 PM  
As long as we don't miss Hall & Oates on the 11th.
 
2017-04-19 09:09:07 PM  
Is it Judgment Day again?

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 10:08:01 PM  
What do Instinct and Valor say?
 
2017-04-19 10:22:38 PM  
How likely is it that Drumph likes the idea of "kicking ass" in the name of "making stuff great"?
 
2017-04-19 10:26:40 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 12:38:44 AM  
Thank god, I've run out of good stuff to watch on Netflix and I'm sure as shiat not going to go back to talking to other people.
 
2017-04-20 07:38:41 AM  
So the Vinson is doing a u-turn now?
 
2017-04-20 11:15:50 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: mama2tnt: Cool.

I mean, I *was* going to emigrate, but this is better.

My daughter's going to Germany.  Where you headed, if I may ask?


I'm in the U.S., so.. anywhere else.  :\
 
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