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(Daily Express)   UFOs make surprise landing in rapeseed field to analyse why our earthling nutters drag wooden boards around in fields to make it look like they've landed there to study the genetic make-up of the rapeseed being grown   ( express.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weird, crop circles, Unidentified flying object, Ufology, smaller orbs, Forteana, UFO investigator Scott, 2000s music groups, orb smaller ships  
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2017-04-19 05:30:45 PM  
They must really like rapeseed
 
2017-04-19 08:32:04 PM  
However, Mr Waring is known for making statements of fact in connection with alleged UFO evidence based on his own speculation talking out of his @$$
 
2017-04-19 09:32:38 PM  
You said 'rapeseed' twice.
 
2017-04-19 09:35:23 PM  
Raping seeds is low.
 
2017-04-19 09:36:17 PM  
Kinky
 
2017-04-19 09:40:14 PM  
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2017-04-19 09:40:50 PM  
Leave the gun, take the canola.
 
2017-04-19 09:43:14 PM  
If they are aliens doing genetic testing on rapeseed, please tell me how do the aliens anal probe the plants?
 
2017-04-19 09:43:24 PM  
Just before 9/11, the aliens answered questions back in a crop circle, Art Bell was talking it up. I'm not saying 9/11 was a conspiracy to bury that story. But in fact it did.
 
2017-04-19 09:43:38 PM  
Dirty Des likes rape
 
2017-04-19 09:44:31 PM  
Did they bring honey?
 
2017-04-19 09:44:51 PM  
TRIGGERED
 
2017-04-19 09:45:06 PM  
I canola imagine...
 
2017-04-19 09:46:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-04-19 09:46:50 PM  
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Coming Your Way, UK!
 
2017-04-19 09:47:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-04-19 09:48:09 PM  
I'll bet the whole ease of access to affordable drones has made these discoveries much easier.
 
2017-04-19 09:51:38 PM  
United Farkers Obliterated?

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2017-04-19 09:53:18 PM  
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2017-04-19 09:54:14 PM  
Why would they land on a field of Bill O'Reillyseed?.
 
2017-04-19 10:00:29 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: Leave the gun, take the canola.


That is really very good.  Bravo.

Also, now that the racist-ish meme has died down and without the caption, that poor vulnerable homeless guy photo finally looks like a photo of a poor vulnerable homeless guy.
 
2017-04-19 10:32:42 PM  
Cosby then O'Reilly... now seeds? What the actual fark.
 
2017-04-19 10:40:45 PM  
Oh goodie, Express discovers it's crop circler season. Please show me more "ariel" views.
 
2017-04-19 10:47:23 PM  

lycanth: However, Mr Waring is known for making statements of fact in connection with alleged UFO evidence based on his own speculation talking out of his @$$


So perfect for the Daily Express except because it's a racist rag it should have blamed it on immigrants not aliens.
 
2017-04-19 10:58:46 PM  
Does it come in 40 pound boxes?
 
2017-04-19 11:06:31 PM  
A rather simple entry, early in the British cropcircle season. The eclipse in the biggest circle probably commemorates this year's solar eclipse on August 21, which will be the first seen in North America for a number of years.

There are two lunar eclipses in 2017, however, one happened on February 11, and was only penumbral, and the other is due on August 7, and will be partial.

Perhaps the two satellite circles represent those events.

There seem to be a couple of tentative circles along the edge of the field.

Of course, this is purely speculative, as all interpretations of landscape art must be without a firm knowledge of the cultural references of the creators of each piece of crop circle art.

I used to follow the annual crop circle seasons but barely look at them any more unless they are spectacular or otherwise interesting.
 
OOF
2017-04-20 12:07:44 AM  
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2017-04-20 12:24:36 AM  
Can't post this on the new, sensitive Fark.
 
2017-04-20 01:09:34 AM  
Chia Giorgio Tsoukalos knows this was aliens.

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2017-04-20 01:22:32 AM  

Kevin72: Just before 9/11, the aliens answered questions back in a crop circle, Art Bell was talking it up. I'm not saying 9/11 was a conspiracy to bury that story. But in fact it did.


Alright, who "smarted" this post?
 
2017-04-20 01:40:13 AM  

Kevin72: Just before 9/11, the aliens answered questions back in a crop circle, Art Bell was talking it up. I'm not saying 9/11 was a conspiracy to bury that story. But in fact it did.


He was their perfect unwitting tool. His show's promotion of alien activities as reported by citizen scientists inadvertently discredited them as glory hounds making things up to get on a nationally syndicated program. It allowed them many extra years to continue their work even as witnesses were ignored for being on "that show."

If Art Bell hadn't existed the aliens would have had to create him to provide that kind of cover.
 
2017-04-20 02:41:01 AM  

Tigger: lycanth: However, Mr Waring is known for making statements of fact in connection with alleged UFO evidence based on his own speculation talking out of his @$$

So perfect for the Daily Express except because it's a racist rag it should have blamed it on immigrants not aliens.


Don't give them ideas.

ILLEGAL INTERSTELLAR IMMIGRANTS DEVASTATE OUR PRECIOUS BRITISH FARMS
 
2017-04-20 03:30:58 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Tigger: lycanth: However, Mr Waring is known for making statements of fact in connection with alleged UFO evidence based on his own speculation talking out of his @$$

So perfect for the Daily Express except because it's a racist rag it should have blamed it on immigrants not aliens.

Don't give them ideas.

ILLEGAL INTERSTELLAR IMMIGRANTS DEVASTATE OUR PRECIOUS BRITISH FARMS


Britain gets all the cool crop circles. I blame Stonehenge.
 
2017-04-20 03:33:29 AM  

BolloxReader: Kevin72: Just before 9/11, the aliens answered questions back in a crop circle, Art Bell was talking it up. I'm not saying 9/11 was a conspiracy to bury that story. But in fact it did.

He was their perfect unwitting tool. His show's promotion of alien activities as reported by citizen scientists inadvertently discredited them as glory hounds making things up to get on a nationally syndicated program. It allowed them many extra years to continue their work even as witnesses were ignored for being on "that show."

If Art Bell hadn't existed the aliens would have had to create him to provide that kind of cover.


Amen. Hallelujah.
 
2017-04-20 03:49:34 AM  
It's the "Arecibo reply" crop circle that replies to Carl Sagan's message sent out in 1974. Almost the same, but indicating silicon based instead of carbon based. It was a hot hot story in early September 2001, but 9/11 buried that and we are still having eternal war in Eastasia.


"The response

The crop circle is a near replica of the Arecibo message, which contained various pieces of information such as the numbers of chemical elements, the composition of DNA, the position of Earth in the Solar System, and a depiction of a human being. The "answer" itself doesn't expand much upon this and still forms the same 23 x 73 grid (because these numbers are primes) and most of the chemical data remains the same. The changes to the message to create the response are straight from existing alien folklore and science fiction. In the section detailing important chemical elements, the main focus is altered from carbon to silicon, and the diagram of DNA is re-scribbled slightly. At the bottom, the pictogram of a human is replaced with a shorter figure with a large, bulbous head. This is a clear reference to the "grey" type of alien, and as a depiction could only be something that a human came up with.
Note also the obvious representation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster... four years before Bobby Henderson's letter to the Kansas School Board. Oo-wee-oo!"
 
2017-04-20 08:51:46 AM  
A friend of mine and I once had a grand plan to make some crop circles in a nearby farmer's field. We were going to make some really intricate design that looked like a DNA strand, then stomp out the phrase, "You people are stupid" in Klingonese.

We never got around to it.

Also, helpful pic of "field circles" (they're all over the Columbia Basin):

cdn.images.express.co.uk
 
2017-04-20 09:50:38 AM  
Was it just rapeseed or rape-rapeseed?
 
2017-04-20 10:09:44 AM  

Kevin72: Just before 9/11, the aliens answered questions back in a crop circle, Art Bell was talking it up. I'm not saying 9/11 was a conspiracy to bury that story. But in fact it did.


The aliens also broke Ed McCaffrey's leg on Monday Night Football when the Bronco's played the Giants. In spite of the broken leg, Ed held onto the ball.

/Bronco fan
 
2017-04-20 10:48:11 AM  

kb7rky: Also, helpful pic of "field circles" (they're all over the Columbia Basin):

[cdn.images.express.co.uk image 850x663]


Balloons. That's how I make crop circles.

/properly done, leaves no footprints
 
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