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(CBS Baltimore)   If you live in Baltimore or Sacramento...you're ugly   ( baltimore.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2017-04-20 12:30:04 AM  
No I'm n...

... Nevermind you do have a point.
 
2017-04-20 12:37:23 AM  
I live juuuust outside of Sacramento. I'm juuuuust outside of ugly.
/ain't got no alibi
 
2017-04-20 12:49:25 AM  
I thought Baltimore was quite attractive and successful
 
2017-04-20 12:51:26 AM  
I'm posting on the internet.
I'm farking hideous.
 
2017-04-20 12:54:44 AM  
Seattle's gotta be in the running there.

And I'm not moving the needle one which way or the other.
 
2017-04-20 12:59:28 AM  
Uglo-americans?
 
2017-04-20 01:00:56 AM  
duh.. your american.. you ugly for sure

if anyone wants to prove me wrong post pics of unugly american women
 
2017-04-20 01:02:45 AM  
I've traveled all over this fine country, being superficial and judgemental of others at every stop. Believe me when I say to you, Philadelphia has the worst looking people in the US.
 
2017-04-20 01:03:46 AM  
Born in Baltimore ....yeah I guess it's true.
 
2017-04-20 01:04:39 AM  
I've been to a bunch of countries, and the one that surprised me the most with ugly women was Australia. I guess I should caveat that as I was primarily in Melbourne, so Sydney and elsewhere might have better looking women.

They were, for lack of a better word, handsome.
 
2017-04-20 01:07:09 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Seattle's gotta be in the running there.

And I'm not moving the needle one which way or the other.


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2017-04-20 01:09:30 AM  
I should bottle a cologne for hipsters called Baltimento.
 
2017-04-20 01:14:31 AM  
Hey! I resemble that remark!
 
2017-04-20 01:16:00 AM  

kvinesknows: duh.. your american.. you ugly for sure

if anyone wants to prove me wrong post pics of unugly american women


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2017-04-20 01:19:18 AM  
I'll just wait until the AARP weighs in on this.
 
2017-04-20 01:19:19 AM  
Every single farker now plans to move to Baltimore in a desperate, abliet vain attempt to finally touch a boob.
 
2017-04-20 01:24:36 AM  

SMOIT!: Every single farker now plans to move to Baltimore in a desperate, abliet vain attempt to finally touch a boob.


Too lazy to move, plus I've already touched a boob. It felt like a bag of sand.
 
2017-04-20 01:36:48 AM  
That's ridiculous. Balmer is beyoootiful.

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2017-04-20 01:37:45 AM  
I've lived in Sacratomato and I don't recall people being particularly ugly there.  Can't speak for B'more.

Not that I've been in every state, but where I did notice people being particularly, umm, handsome was NH.  Not that any individual was particularly ugly, just didn't notice anyone particularly attractive.

Maybe they were all in Boston for the weekend.
 
2017-04-20 01:38:23 AM  
What exactly were the criteria here, cuz I've lived in Sacramento and several cities around the Bay Area. You'd have to pay me to pick up a hooker in Antioch.
 
2017-04-20 01:44:19 AM  

secondpsych: SMOIT!: Every single farker now plans to move to Baltimore in a desperate, abliet vain attempt to finally touch a boob.

Too lazy to move, plus I've already touched a boob. It felt like a bag of sand.


a... a bag of sand?

Is this some meme I'm unaware of?
 
2017-04-20 01:53:32 AM  

SMOIT!: secondpsych: SMOIT!: Every single farker now plans to move to Baltimore in a desperate, abliet vain attempt to finally touch a boob.

Too lazy to move, plus I've already touched a boob. It felt like a bag of sand.

a... a bag of sand?

Is this some meme I'm unaware of?


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2017-04-20 01:53:58 AM  
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2017-04-20 02:03:17 AM  
Charm City slipped down the list from fourth to first place in this year's survey.

just how many ugly people moved to baltimore in the last year? or was it mostly botched plastic surgeries?
 
2017-04-20 02:03:40 AM  
I've traveled a little. The ugliest people I've ever seen were in the Philly suburbs. Pale and doughy.
 
2017-04-20 02:09:01 AM  

Julius Pleaseher: [img.fark.net image 380x214]


dammit...

/nicely done
 
2017-04-20 02:15:21 AM  
That was an interesting, well written and informative article.

/no I will not be replacing your sarcasm detector. Sometimes things explode
 
2017-04-20 02:25:52 AM  
No sub,

Betty Blowtorch - I'm Ugly and I Don't Know Why
Youtube d5tg5JLClpo
 
2017-04-20 02:42:30 AM  
There are a lot of prom queens, serial beauty pageant winners, and flesh-colored size -0 string bikinis in the comments for TFA.

/Baltimoron
//Of farking course they're right
///But that's why alcohol exists
 
2017-04-20 02:54:15 AM  
Ugly
Youtube HrcjV8UzSoY
 
2017-04-20 03:06:37 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I've been to a bunch of countries, and the one that surprised me the most with ugly women was Australia. I guess I should caveat that as I was primarily in Melbourne, so Sydney and elsewhere might have better looking women.

They were, for lack of a better word, handsome.


Funny you should mention that. If you were in the middle of town it does matter which side you are on. Adelaide is awesome and Sydney great at night.

/ western districts is awesome too honey!
 
2017-04-20 03:25:46 AM  

stringbad: AverageAmericanGuy: I've been to a bunch of countries, and the one that surprised me the most with ugly women was Australia. I guess I should caveat that as I was primarily in Melbourne, so Sydney and elsewhere might have better looking women.

They were, for lack of a better word, handsome.

Funny you should mention that. If you were in the middle of town it does matter which side you are on. Adelaide is awesome and Sydney great at night.

/ western districts is awesome too honey!


Ugly [1983 Rough Trade UK Single]
Youtube Q1TO_5lBsf8
 
2017-04-20 04:06:40 AM  
I'm in Sacramento (From the Bay Area, though)

I know plenty of gorgeous people.

But, damn, there are some ugly folk, too, esp. at the Walmarts.

But, Citrus Heights, and Roseville, both small cities on the outskirts of Sac, are full of gorgeous people.
 
2017-04-20 04:13:44 AM  

Kuta: stringbad: AverageAmericanGuy: I've been to a bunch of countries, and the one that surprised me the most with ugly women was Australia. I guess I should caveat that as I was primarily in Melbourne, so Sydney and elsewhere might have better looking women.

They were, for lack of a better word, handsome.

Funny you should mention that. If you were in the middle of town it does matter which side you are on. Adelaide is awesome and Sydney great at night.

/ western districts is awesome too honey!

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fark...
violent femmes 1983
i was working at mammoth mountain on lift crew and had this album playing on a cassette player on chair 14

dude comes through and asks if that's my band I'm listening to

lul

it's fun remembering shiat

just thought you guys should remember it with me
 
2017-04-20 04:52:38 AM  
Montreal has to be the city with the most attractive people in North America. The drawback is they are French Canadians.
 
2017-04-20 05:59:43 AM  

Kuta: stringbad: AverageAmericanGuy: I've been to a bunch of countries, and the one that surprised me the most with ugly women was Australia. I guess I should caveat that as I was primarily in Melbourne, so Sydney and elsewhere might have better looking women.

They were, for lack of a better word, handsome.

Funny you should mention that. If you were in the middle of town it does matter which side you are on. Adelaide is awesome and Sydney great at night.

/ western districts is awesome too honey!

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I would've gone with the video that featured this image:

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2017-04-20 06:35:29 AM  

drumhellar: I'm in Sacramento (From the Bay Area, though)

I know plenty of gorgeous people.

But, damn, there are some ugly folk, too, esp. at the Walmarts.

But, Citrus Heights, and Roseville, both small cities on the outskirts of Sac, are full of gorgeous people.


I live in Citrus Heights right up on the border with Roseville. We clearly have very different definitions of 'gorgeous'*, but thanks.

*NTTAWWT
 
2017-04-20 07:03:27 AM  
I live in neither of those places but I have to say that the ugliest person I have ever met lives here in TO, he stole my first girlfriend to I'm not sure if that say something bad about me or about her *sigh*
 
2017-04-20 07:22:27 AM  

albatros183: I live in neither of those places but I have to say that the ugliest person I have ever met lives here in TO, he stole my first girlfriend to I'm not sure if that say something bad about me or about her *sigh*


its about your penis
 
2017-04-20 08:15:14 AM  
Lived in Sacramento for a few years back in the 90's.  I don't recall anything one way or the other about people's attractiveness except for the fact there is a lot of WT folks who live there.  A lot.
 
2017-04-20 08:23:05 AM  
WE'RE NUMBER ONE!  WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
 
2017-04-20 09:08:47 AM  
CSB:

Years ago I took a trip down to Florida with a friend.  On the day we were returning to Baltimore we were at the airport in Florida standing in line at our departure gate and I looked at the people in line and turned to my friend and the conversation went like this:

Me: There is no way that this flight is going to Baltimore

Her: How do you know that?

Me:  Because the people on this line are way too good looking.

Her:  You're nuts.

So, we get up to the gate and I ask the woman checking boarding passes if the flight is going to Baltimore.  She says, "no, your flight changed gates.  This flight isn't going to Baltimore."
 
2017-04-20 09:38:55 AM  
Well I see Milwaukee is covered (at no. 5 or 6).
 
2017-04-20 10:38:40 AM  
That article reads like the opposite of a certain Beach Boys song.
 
2017-04-20 11:14:41 AM  

pnkgtr: I've traveled a little. The ugliest people I've ever seen were in the Philly suburbs. Pale and doughy.


I spent a summer in Binghamton, NY once.  It was like an episode of the Walking Dead.  Every person not associated with SUNY had 3 teeth, patchy hair, and a limp.
 
2017-04-20 11:38:21 AM  
DC is probably one of the most beautiful-people cities in the country, thanks to the high influx of young transplants that move there.  The problem is, the ones that move to DC tend to be the most materialistic, self-important, ladder-climbing, pseudo-intellectual power-chasers this vast United States has to offer, so like almost everything in DC, the beautiful outward appearance is mostly a facade.

LA is a similar situation, except that the transplants are after something slightly different.  And actresses are usually intolerable for more than an evening.

NY (where I grew up) would be included, except that the transplants just aren't impactful enough on the city's overall atmosphere to matter. You'll see literally the most beautiful woman of your life, and the weirdest-looking person of your life on the street every day, but they still are somehow just part of the backdrop.

Personally, I'll take a place like Baltimore over these cities because I like being able to make a new friend almost daily by striking up a conversation with a complete stranger.  It's not perfect, but damn if the people here aren't the kindest, real-est, most approachable bastards on the east coast.

Go Baltimorons!
 
2017-04-20 11:51:54 AM  
The only thing uglier that the people of Baltimore is the souls of all those people in the article comments.
 
2017-04-20 12:34:33 PM  
What about Chicago and the wretched mustached sausage-people?
 
2017-04-20 12:38:49 PM  
With the exception of Spokane, it seems like readers of Travel and Leisure just think black folks are ugly. Shocking that readers of Travel and Leisure might be racists.
 
2017-04-20 02:50:01 PM  
Just who *are* the readers of "Travel and Leisure", anyway?
 
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