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(Fox News)   He trafficked more cocaine before 9 AM than most drug mules do all day   ( foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Georgia, Fort Stewart, Military, cocaine trafficking, Army, Soldier, Fort Stewart soldier, Class Mario Figueroa  
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2017-04-19 10:35:36 PM  
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2017-04-19 10:45:51 PM  
Can't blame a soldier for a little marching powder can we?
 
2017-04-20 01:13:43 AM  
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2017-04-20 04:25:33 AM  
FTA: In Georgia, someone can be charged with cocaine trafficking for possessing 28 grams or more.

Kind of surprised that the threshold is that high in GA, or anywhere for that matter. That's about an ounce of coke. Claiming "personal use"  on that quantity would be a stretch.
 
2017-04-20 04:26:22 AM  
Maybe if he was only trafficking in cocaine, but if the motherfarker had been trafficking in meth, he would have had it all done yesterday leaving today to....traffic more.......before....9AM?.....but it's meth and i never slept so 9 AM isn't a real thing if i didn't go to sleep...did you know that meth is mostly made from vitamin c and unicorns?  they should put this shiat in the water, like Flynt did with the lead...farking lucky Michigianers, they all got free lead.  That shiats heavy, I bet you can get way more lead than copper, and copper sells for like, fark i don't know, a gram for a pound?  Wait im getting my amount and weights messed up....a gram in 28 quarter grams...wait...no, i paid 50 bucks for a gram, so that makes copper worth...fark where did windows 10 put the calculator..ok ok i paid 50 bucks for a grams and a half.....thats...hey i think i got ripped off
 
2017-04-20 05:25:58 AM  
Well, yea.  Mules are notoriously slow and ill-tempered.  Any passable drug trafficker could move more drugs before 9 AM in a van or any other decently sized vehicle than a mule could in a day.
 
2017-04-20 06:46:55 AM  
Sure I like cocaine but it is a pretty shiatty drug, because I need more within minutes of having some.  MDMA on the other hand will keep me going for a few hours.
 
2017-04-20 07:06:43 AM  
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2017-04-20 07:38:41 AM  
Cocaine is still a thing? This 1980s nostalgia is getting out of hand. Sure, Reagan was great, Rock Me Amadeus was the best song of all time, and Congress listening to satanic evil rock records backwards was fun, but let's move on.
 
2017-04-20 07:58:02 AM  
america thanks you for your service
 
2017-04-20 08:07:50 AM  
Employee of the month?
 
2017-04-20 09:17:16 AM  
*SNORT*
 
2017-04-20 09:32:36 AM  

Langdon_777: Sure I like cocaine but it is a pretty shiatty drug, because I need more within minutes of having some.  MDMA on the other hand will keep me going for a few hours.


+1, Molly FTW
 
2017-04-20 09:36:23 AM  

argylez: Langdon_777: Sure I like cocaine but it is a pretty shiatty drug, because I need more within minutes of having some.  MDMA on the other hand will keep me going for a few hours.

+1, Molly FTW


I hope you mean MDMA and not the research chems that claim to be 'molly' these days .....
 
2017-04-20 09:42:26 AM  

Langdon_777: hope you mean MDMA and not the research chems that claim to be 'molly' these days .....


Yes, in my circles it's just a nickname for pure MDMA
 
2017-04-20 09:59:20 AM  
I would have thought crack would be the rock of the Marne.
 
2017-04-20 10:07:58 AM  
"Army soldier"

Wife like typing detected.
 
2017-04-20 10:15:34 AM  
"Army soldier"?  Isn't that redundant?
 
2017-04-20 11:19:50 AM  
Hein said investigators questioned the soldiers and several were cleared of wrongdoing.

The CIA protects their own... well, sometimes.
 
2017-04-20 12:25:50 PM  
No love for Johnny Depp in this thread?
 
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