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(Engadget)   Apparently Theranos is still around   ( engadget.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, worst possible outcome, 2-year lab ban, questonable blood testing, Theranos dropping appeals, Laboratory Improvement Amendments, civil financial penalty, Medical laboratory  
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2017-04-19 06:37:37 PM  
♫♪ I'm picking out Theranos / for you ♫♪♫

:-|
 
2017-04-19 07:16:07 PM  
Avengers: Infinity War comes out next year.
 
2017-04-19 09:49:22 PM  
Read the article

Read their wiki page

Still don't know who they are.
 
2017-04-19 09:52:02 PM  

Hack Patooey: Read the article

Read their wiki page

Still don't know who they are.


Blonde trust-fund chick drops out of Stanford, dresses like Steve Jobs, cons a bunch of people, commits fraud.
 
2017-04-19 09:56:14 PM  

FrancoFile: Hack Patooey: Read the article

Read their wiki page

Still don't know who they are.

Blonde trust-fund chick drops out of Stanford, dresses like Steve Jobs, cons a bunch of people, commits fraud.


Thanks
 
2017-04-19 10:16:14 PM  

johnsoninca: Avengers: Infinity War comes out next year.


Everything I see Theranos, I think "Thanos? No. Is this a DC character then? No. Oh, right. Some medical company with problems."
 
2017-04-19 10:19:07 PM  

cgraves67: johnsoninca: Avengers: Infinity War comes out next year.

Everything I see Theranos, I think "Thanos? No. Is this a DC character then? No. Oh, right. Some medical company with problems."


I saw it as Theranus.
 
2017-04-19 10:19:51 PM  
And they con some more fools again.
 
2017-04-19 10:29:05 PM  
Questionable from day one.
 
2017-04-19 10:55:02 PM  
Ol' Crazy Eyes is back
 
2017-04-19 10:55:11 PM  

FrancoFile: Hack Patooey: Read the article

Read their wiki page

Still don't know who they are.

Blonde trust-fund chick drops out of Stanford, dresses like Steve Jobs, cons a bunch of people, commits fraud.


Or, a low-rent techie Ivan's.
 
2017-04-19 10:55:44 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: FrancoFile: Hack Patooey: Read the article

Read their wiki page

Still don't know who they are.

Blonde trust-fund chick drops out of Stanford, dresses like Steve Jobs, cons a bunch of people, commits fraud.

Or, a low-rent techie Ivanka.


ftfm
 
2017-04-19 11:43:31 PM  

johnsoninca: Avengers: Infinity War comes out next year.


That's 'Thanos',

I think they meant this guy.
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Or if you want to get old school.

vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2017-04-20 12:11:04 AM  
Doesn't matter. No one's going to touch them again with a stick, because they felt it was perfectly OK to fudge medical results as a medtech startup as though they were fudging financial results, or marketing results, or product results, like an Internet startup.

They're tainted. There's nothing they're ever going to do to fix that - they can't hire, as Theranos is now a stain on any resume, and they don't have to wherewithal to move forward, as evinced by their rampant fraud. Everything they do has to be doubted, because they were quite happy to kill people.

Ian Gibbons is dead. Theranos tried to smear him and intimidate his widow after his suicide, then backpedaled when the investigations started. To this day, I don't think Elizabeth feels one iota of remorse for his death, even though it's pretty goddamned obvious she's the reason he killed himself.

So, fark Theranos.
 
2017-04-20 12:19:08 AM  
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2017-04-20 12:30:15 AM  
Theranos is still around.

So is herpes.
 
2017-04-20 02:54:28 AM  

lordargent: johnsoninca: Avengers: Infinity War comes out next year.

That's 'Thanos',

I think they meant this guy.
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Or if you want to get old school.

[vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x196]


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 05:35:33 AM  

lordargent: johnsoninca: Avengers: Infinity War comes out next year.

That's 'Thanos',

I think they meant this guy.
[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 736x1207]

Or if you want to get old school.

[vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x196]


I loved that book.  Still wonder why it never got to be a movie.
 
2017-04-20 12:52:32 PM  
I was amazed that anyone ever bought into this medical fantasy in the first place.  Just goes to show you how far being a young blonde in a black turtleneck can take you.
 
2017-04-20 12:56:03 PM  

FrancoFile: Hack Patooey: Read the article

Read their wiki page

Still don't know who they are.

Blonde trust-fund chick drops out of Stanford, dresses like Steve Jobs, cons a bunch of people, commits fraud.


Yeah, nuts.  I was hoping I would never have to see Elizabeth Holmes' face ever again.
 
2017-04-20 01:30:12 PM  

Huggermugger: I was amazed that anyone ever bought into this medical fantasy in the first place.  Just goes to show you how far being a young blonde in a black turtleneck can take you.


This one was a bit more successful:

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