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(YouTube)   The Sarasota Open is now the sexiest tennis match in the country   ( youtube.com) divider line
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2017-04-19 01:57:21 PM  
Difficulty: The Sarasota open in not held in Sarasota.
 
2017-04-19 02:27:55 PM  
Porky's Epic Laugh
Youtube nkQRbH2YZao
 
2017-04-19 04:13:59 PM  

2xhelix: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/nkQRbH2YZao - 480x270]


Awww, I was going to post her pic.  But your clip will do just fine.
 
2017-04-19 06:29:02 PM  

StrikitRich: Difficulty: The Sarasota open in not held in Sarasota.


Difficulty: None of Washington DC's three airports are in Washington.
Also the Washington Redskins play in Maryland, have their headquarters in Virginia, and have training camp 106 miles away from Washington DC in Richmond, VA.
 
2017-04-19 06:29:32 PM  
"It can't be that good!" said the tennis player.

Actually, scratch that, tennis requires a measure of stamina, I'm sure the guy is better than I am at sex.
 
2017-04-19 06:30:57 PM  
the Challenger tour isn't that exciting, so they had to find some way to entertain themselves.

/40-love(making)
 
2017-04-19 06:31:50 PM  

Walker: StrikitRich: Difficulty: The Sarasota open in not held in Sarasota.

Difficulty: None of Washington DC's three airports are in Washington.
Also the Washington Redskins play in Maryland, have their headquarters in Virginia, and have training camp 106 miles away from Washington DC in Richmond, VA.


That tears it... I'm moving to Canada
 
2017-04-19 06:36:02 PM  
The way they grunt with every hit Probably just a long volley during the ladies match.
 
2017-04-19 06:36:10 PM  
Take Rosie O'Donnel with you.  She was supposed to be gone by January.
 
2017-04-19 06:37:57 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Take Rosie O'Donnel with you.  She was supposed to be gone by January.


I don't want to watch Rosie play tennis.
 
2017-04-19 06:40:24 PM  
For those of us not able to watch or listen to the video:
Sex sounds interrupt tennis match at Sarasota Open
 
2017-04-19 06:42:31 PM  

fusillade762: Dr Jack Badofsky: Take Rosie O'Donnel with you.  She was supposed to be gone by January.

I don't want to watch Rosie play tennis.


Yeah, I admit it, my screwup.  That was meant as a reply to the All Powerful Atheismo.

But, you don't have to play tennis with Rosie...
 
2017-04-19 06:54:10 PM  

fusillade762: Dr Jack Badofsky: Take Rosie O'Donnel with you.  She was supposed to be gone by January.

I don't want to watch Rosie play tennis.


You also shouldn't see her play a dominatrix in Exit to Eden.
 
2017-04-19 07:04:29 PM  

StrikitRich: Difficulty: The Sarasota open in not held in Sarasota.


No one EVER wants to claim living in BRADENTON! My god, the heathenistic madness
 
2017-04-19 07:05:52 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Walker: StrikitRich: Difficulty: The Sarasota open in not held in Sarasota.

Difficulty: None of Washington DC's three airports are in Washington.
Also the Washington Redskins play in Maryland, have their headquarters in Virginia, and have training camp 106 miles away from Washington DC in Richmond, VA.

That tears it... I'm moving to Canada


... where we used to have two teams with same name in the CFL.

Must have been an awesome name, you say?

Nope. "Rough Riders" and "Roughriders".
 
2017-04-19 07:07:31 PM  
Methinks someone was messing with them.

The other option, someone moaning so loudly it can be heard clearly a block a way...yikes, no thanks.
 
2017-04-19 07:17:23 PM  

eyeq360: fusillade762: Dr Jack Badofsky: Take Rosie O'Donnel with you.  She was supposed to be gone by January.

I don't want to watch Rosie play tennis.

You also shouldn't see her play a dominatrix in Exit to Eden.


You do want to see Dana Delaney though.
 
2017-04-19 07:36:09 PM  
Sounds like his serve was all aces, 104 mph right down the middle....it was a 50 love game, set and match.
 
2017-04-19 07:51:49 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Sounds like his serve was all aces, 104 mph right down the middle....it was a 50 love game, set and match.


Chicks dig topspin.
 
2017-04-19 07:52:18 PM  
That's hot
 
2017-04-19 07:54:35 PM  
www.yourememberthat.com
 
2017-04-19 07:59:58 PM  
A lot of balls flew around that night I'm sure
 
2017-04-19 08:03:57 PM  

Crewmannumber6: That's hot


and dry. we got a drought going on down here

/it has rained in a long time either
 
2017-04-19 08:11:08 PM  
LOL at the kid plugging their ears!
 
2017-04-19 08:23:27 PM  

mexicymru: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Walker: StrikitRich: Difficulty: The Sarasota open in not held in Sarasota.

Difficulty: None of Washington DC's three airports are in Washington.
Also the Washington Redskins play in Maryland, have their headquarters in Virginia, and have training camp 106 miles away from Washington DC in Richmond, VA.

That tears it... I'm moving to Canada

... where we used to have two teams with same name in the CFL.

Must have been an awesome name, you say?

Nope. "Rough Riders" and "Roughriders".


How did they differentiate that in spoken conversation.
 
2017-04-19 09:28:53 PM  

IRQ12: Methinks someone was messing with them.

The other option, someone moaning so loudly it can be heard clearly a block a way...yikes, no thanks.


I lived in an apartment next door to a couple where the woman moaned and shouted "Oh My God!" that loud.

Not sexy.  She was built like Rosie O'Donnell.

Worse, they replaced a single woman so hot she could set fire to a stack of newspapers just by sauntering by.
 
2017-04-19 09:52:40 PM  
media.salon.com
Probably get in trouble for pics from the actual scene...
 
2017-04-19 10:38:15 PM  
Heard from across a lake? That there is. Good Rogering.
 
2017-04-20 12:59:56 AM  

The Soupman Cumeth: Heard from across a lake? That there is. Good Rogering Rikering


FTFY.
 
2017-04-20 01:16:12 AM  

The Soupman Cumeth: Heard from across a lake? That there is. Good Rogering.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 08:50:37 AM  

bughunter: IRQ12: Methinks someone was messing with them.

The other option, someone moaning so loudly it can be heard clearly a block a way...yikes, no thanks.

I lived in an apartment next door to a couple where the woman moaned and shouted "Oh My God!" that loud.

Not sexy.  She was built like Rosie O'Donnell.

Worse, they replaced a single woman so hot she could set fire to a stack of newspapers just by sauntering by.


Similar story, but my experience was in an office building.  The space next door was storage for the adjacent office and someone like their nooners.  It was funny for a while but got old when I couldn't hold a client meeting during one of their sessions.
 
2017-04-20 10:40:36 AM  

Bertuccio: mexicymru: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Walker: StrikitRich: Difficulty: The Sarasota open in not held in Sarasota.

Difficulty: None of Washington DC's three airports are in Washington.
Also the Washington Redskins play in Maryland, have their headquarters in Virginia, and have training camp 106 miles away from Washington DC in Richmond, VA.

That tears it... I'm moving to Canada

... where we used to have two teams with same name in the CFL.

Must have been an awesome name, you say?

Nope. "Rough Riders" and "Roughriders".

How did they differentiate that in spoken conversation.


I'm guessing with Ottawa and Saskatchewan.
 
2017-04-20 10:49:14 AM  
The Fast Show S02E04 - Extra sketch during broadcast version of end credits
Youtube LXxgxXiqZZw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJdF7S1ULhk
 
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