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(The Smoking Gun)   Chihuahua riding with drunken owner laps up spilled vodka, requires vet visit to sober up. Your dog wants an Alka-Seltzer   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2017-04-19 01:03:05 PM  
Bloedel, a Pittsburgh resident, was charged with DUI, animal cruelty, criminal mischief, careless driving, and making terroristic threats.

The animal cruelty charge is clearly bullshiat.  He didn't force the dog to do anything, that pup knew exactly what it was doing.
 
2017-04-19 02:07:23 PM  
He must be a cousin of this guy

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2017-04-19 02:13:16 PM  
A vodka-fueled Chihuahua? That damn thing must have been like the Tasmanian Devil on meth!
 
2017-04-19 02:44:00 PM  
Monkey dicks.
 
2017-04-19 02:44:33 PM  
Dicksey monks?
 
2017-04-19 02:45:08 PM  

oldfarthenry: A vodka-fueled Chihuahua? That damn thing must have been like the Tasmanian Devil on meth!


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2017-04-19 02:51:51 PM  

scottydoesntknow: He must be a cousin of this guy

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Freaked out one day when my dog was tripping all over the place, and his jead was bobbing around. Rushed him to the vet where they diagnose him high as a kite. I'm confused as hell because I was dry at the moment and couldn't understand where he would have gotten some. Take him home and discover the FAT joint roach that was on my bookshelf was missing. No idea how he got it but he was pretty stoned for a few hours.
 
2017-04-19 02:57:23 PM  
Well, of course it did.  Chihuahuas drink tequila.
 
2017-04-19 03:05:16 PM  
Came here for monkey dicks.
 
2017-04-19 03:09:40 PM  
A friend had a Min-Pin that lapped up a bunch of spilled beer.  When you only weigh 6 lbs it doesn't take much.
 
2017-04-19 03:10:21 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2017-04-19 03:10:46 PM  

bikerbob59: Well, of course it did.  Chihuahuas drink tequila.


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2017-04-19 03:12:06 PM  

sandi_fish: What's his Fark handle?


sandi_fish
 
OOF
2017-04-19 03:16:33 PM  
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2017-04-19 03:21:53 PM  
I caught my chihuahua-mix with his nose in my whiskey & coke once. He got 4 or 5 good licks before I could stop him. Clearly, he has my genes.
 
2017-04-19 03:35:39 PM  
My friend in college had a malamute that would do the same. You had to mind your drinks at all times otherwise she would just walk over and start lapping up your drink (didn't matter what kind) until it was gone if you didn't catch her. Always made for a good night. 85lb malamute drunk off her ass...
 
2017-04-19 03:37:04 PM  
My dog jumped on our table the morning after a party, someone left a White Russian that was too strong for them.   My dog was so drunk we called the vet who just said to keep him awake and just keep an eye on him... I video taped him. Poor little doggie.
 
2017-04-19 03:55:29 PM  

scottydoesntknow: He must be a cousin of this guy

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I had a roommate once who made a huge batch of fairly strong pot cookies. I'm a big guy and an experienced smoker and two cookies at a time was my limit. She stupidly thought that if the cookies were in a sealed tupperware container her 60 pound dog wouldn't get into them and she could just keep them under her bed. So one evening I heard a scream and run out of my room, her dog had eaten 35 cookies (luckily no chocolate in them) and was stumbling around the house. I've never seen anything so high in my life, by the time the cookies really kicked in, he found a spot to lay down and didn't move for the next 12 hours.
 
2017-04-19 05:01:19 PM  

Reverborama: A friend had a Min-Pin that lapped up a bunch of spilled beer.  When you only weigh 6 lbs it doesn't take much.


Nothing worse than a hung over dog with beer farts.
 
2017-04-19 05:04:20 PM  
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Except this.
 
2017-04-19 05:26:20 PM  

scottydoesntknow: He must be a cousin of this guy

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One of our dogs ate a container of pot muscle rub and got so stoned we freaked out and took her to the animal hospital - it cost us $450 farking dollars for them to check her out and then tell us that it will pass and she just needs rest.

Pissed me off.
 
2017-04-19 06:47:56 PM  
Chihuahua? Alia-Seltzer?

Was his name Speedy?  TELL ME his name was Speedy.
 
2017-04-19 07:25:14 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: I had a roommate once who made a huge batch of fairly strong pot cookies. I'm a big guy and an experienced smoker and two cookies at a time was my limit.


When I was a teenager in the 70s I was a bus boy.  The baker was this really nice old lady, guessing 70's but as it's been 40 years and I was a teenager could have been 60s.  One day my buddy brings in pot brownies for us.  Head into the bakery shop and she's singing some stupid song that was popular at the time, clearly high as a kite.

Went to my friend and asked "Um, did you give whatsername a brownie".  Mike:  "Yeah, she asked for one, what was I gonna do?"

/ talking about my youth when I say "we" or "my friend", 90% of the time it was Mike
// He got Lou Gehrig's at 50
/// Died a year after mom.  RIP Mike, you were a helluva dude
 
2017-04-19 07:43:28 PM  
Chihuahuas can not hold their liquor. Of course, they weigh less than the bottle does, usually, which is a major handicap. Put your money on the weight unless you are betting on one of these guys (like many Asians), who turn red after a couple of beers. Those guys can't hold their liquor even when obese.

What goes down, must come up. Often violently.
 
2017-04-19 07:53:20 PM  

Salmon: scottydoesntknow: He must be a cousin of this guy

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One of our dogs ate a container of pot muscle rub and got so stoned we freaked out and took her to the animal hospital - it cost us $450 farking dollars for them to check her out and then tell us that it will pass and she just needs rest.

Pissed me off.


IDK what you thought a vet could do. There's no antidote for THC.
 
2017-04-19 08:53:44 PM  
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2017-04-19 09:49:50 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Salmon: scottydoesntknow: He must be a cousin of this guy

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One of our dogs ate a container of pot muscle rub and got so stoned we freaked out and took her to the animal hospital - it cost us $450 farking dollars for them to check her out and then tell us that it will pass and she just needs rest.

Pissed me off.

IDK what you thought a vet could do. There's no antidote for THC.


actually, the counter-agent for THC is CBD.
 
2017-04-20 11:59:38 AM  

spleef420: BarkingUnicorn: Salmon: scottydoesntknow: He must be a cousin of this guy

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One of our dogs ate a container of pot muscle rub and got so stoned we freaked out and took her to the animal hospital - it cost us $450 farking dollars for them to check her out and then tell us that it will pass and she just needs rest.

Pissed me off.

IDK what you thought a vet could do. There's no antidote for THC.

actually, the counter-agent for THC is CBD.


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