Walker: We can only hope.
Johnny Rockets: Oh please please please land on Trump.
dittybopper: Walker: We can only hope.What, that it will miss? It's already past us according to TFA.
Non Sequitur Man: Bring it![img.fark.net image 425x353]/I'll see myself out
Walker: dittybopper: Walker: We can only hope.What, that it will miss? It's already past us according to TFA.No, hoping that it will hit us.Can it turn around?I saw something like this in a movie with naked Kirsten Dunst. Melancholia.
Walker: dittybopper: Walker: We can only hope.What, that it will miss? It's already past us according to TFA.No, hoping that it will hit us.
pikov.yndropov: MFW this song came on the radio right after I finished the first paragraph.[img.fark.net image 850x582]
kb7rky: How many hundreds of thousands of asteroids have passed by us that we've never known about?Unless the motherfarker is an Armageddon-event asteroid, and GUARANTEED to hit us in, say, 6 months or less, what say we quit tracking them, mmmmmmmkay?No need to unnecessarily panic those idiots who are already running to their survival shelters.
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