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(Daily Mail)   The U.S. Air Force is conducting a low-level, unannounced war against British ponies   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Isobel Frodsham, EDT  
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4601 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2017 at 8:50 PM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-04-19 04:10:36 PM  
An eighty three-year-old woman has been left traumatised by the loss of her pony.

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2017-04-19 04:21:44 PM  
I had a friend who worked in Comm at one of the UK bases who told me stories about running over sheep (by accident) because they were tear-assing across a field in a Chevy USAF truck (while on the job).  You would think guys/girls in the Comm Squadron would be smart.  You would be incorrect.
 
2017-04-19 08:02:37 PM  

UberDave: I had a friend who worked in Comm at one of the UK bases who told me stories about running over sheep (by accident) because they were tear-assing across a field in a Chevy USAF truck (while on the job).  You would think guys/girls in the Comm Squadron would be smart.  You would be incorrect.


We did some exceedingly dumb things in my Combat Comm unit.

Best years of my life.
 
2017-04-19 08:52:28 PM  
Bronies are creeps though, for real
 
TWX
2017-04-19 08:54:00 PM  

blatz514: An eighty three-year-old woman has been left traumatised by the loss of her pony.

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Must've made her a little hoarse.
 
2017-04-19 08:55:24 PM  
So the pony died from being spooked by a low flying plane?  Horsewin strikes again.
 
2017-04-19 08:55:27 PM  
She is clearly full of schitt.
 
2017-04-19 08:56:12 PM  

TWX: blatz514: An eighty three-year-old woman has been left traumatised by the loss of her pony.

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Must've made her a little hoarse.


Well, that is why she cried foal to the press, after all.
 
2017-04-19 08:56:28 PM  
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2017-04-19 09:00:53 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: So the pony died from being spooked by a low flying plane?  Horsewin strikes again.


No, the horse died from a gunshot wound to the head.
 
2017-04-19 09:02:16 PM  
how do you know the ponies weren't told ???
 
2017-04-19 09:02:38 PM  

secondpsych: Phelon Hardtimes: So the pony died from being spooked by a low flying plane?  Horsewin strikes again.

No, the horse died from a gunshot wound to the head.


Sorry, the other three horses, maybe.
 
2017-04-19 09:04:21 PM  

secondpsych: secondpsych: Phelon Hardtimes: So the pony died from being spooked by a low flying plane?  Horsewin strikes again.

No, the horse died from a gunshot wound to the head.

Sorry, the other three horses, maybe.


S'ok, no reason to apologize.
 
2017-04-19 09:06:14 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: secondpsych: secondpsych: Phelon Hardtimes: So the pony died from being spooked by a low flying plane?  Horsewin strikes again.

No, the horse died from a gunshot wound to the head.

Sorry, the other three horses, maybe.

S'ok, no reason to apologize.


Allegedly, the USAF needs to to a 3 year old girl. Allegedly.
 
2017-04-19 09:07:12 PM  
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How do we know it wasn't power lines, cell phones, or aliens? Do air force planes have power line technology?
 
2017-04-19 09:08:46 PM  

jayphat: Phelon Hardtimes: secondpsych: secondpsych: Phelon Hardtimes: So the pony died from being spooked by a low flying plane?  Horsewin strikes again.

No, the horse died from a gunshot wound to the head.

Sorry, the other three horses, maybe.

S'ok, no reason to apologize.

Allegedly, the USAF needs to to a 3 year old girl. Allegedly.


It's the mail.  Now I don't believe in ponies or three years old girls.
 
2017-04-19 09:11:58 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: jayphat: Phelon Hardtimes: secondpsych: secondpsych: Phelon Hardtimes: So the pony died from being spooked by a low flying plane?  Horsewin strikes again.

No, the horse died from a gunshot wound to the head.

Sorry, the other three horses, maybe.

S'ok, no reason to apologize.

Allegedly, the USAF needs to to a 3 year old girl. Allegedly.

It's the mail.  Now I don't believe in ponies or three years old girls.


I don't believe England exists at this point.
 
2017-04-19 09:14:42 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: jayphat: Phelon Hardtimes: secondpsych: secondpsych: Phelon Hardtimes: So the pony died from being spooked by a low flying plane?  Horsewin strikes again.

No, the horse died from a gunshot wound to the head.

Sorry, the other three horses, maybe.

S'ok, no reason to apologize.

Allegedly, the USAF needs to to a 3 year old girl. Allegedly.

It's the mail.  Now I don't believe in ponies or three years old girls.


Not to mentions this thing they are calling the "US Air Force".
 
2017-04-19 09:16:58 PM  
I blame the parents. If you live in an area with low flying planes, you get the kid a puppy, not a pony.

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2017-04-19 09:29:36 PM  

secondpsych: Phelon Hardtimes: So the pony died from being spooked by a low flying plane?  Horsewin strikes again.

No, the horse died from a self inflicted gunshot wound to the back of it's head.


FTFY
 
2017-04-19 09:31:36 PM  
No, the Pony died on it's own.  The other guy who said that already admitted his mistake.

Want to do the same?
 
2017-04-19 09:34:30 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: secondpsych: Phelon Hardtimes: So the pony died from being spooked by a low flying plane?  Horsewin strikes again.

No, the horse died from a self inflicted gunshot wound to the back of it's head.

FTFY


No, the Pony died on it's own.  The other guy who said that already admitted his mistake.

Want to do the same?

There we go.  just so we know who I am talking to.
 
2017-04-19 09:34:43 PM  
The most successful war those civvies playing dress-up ever prosecuted was their war on PT.
 
2017-04-19 09:41:04 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if you all had voted for Vermin Supreme. We'd all have a pony!
 
2017-04-19 09:43:42 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: FY


mrhyde, That's a good name for you.
 
2017-04-19 09:45:46 PM  
I mean, have you ever seen a British pony?
 
2017-04-19 09:48:59 PM  

LaurenAguilera: I mean, have you ever seen a British pony?


I've seen a British ass
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2017-04-19 09:50:44 PM  
awwww

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2017-04-19 09:50:58 PM  
Back in the '80s and '90s I used to see fighters from various east coast bases, mostly Andrews I think, playing in the mountain valleys of West Virginia in the Monongahela National Forest. It is quite a wake-up to be trout fishing in a quiet trout stream and have a pair of F-15s pass over you at a few hundred feet doing 100s of knots.
 
2017-04-19 09:56:49 PM  
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/"I don't know what you have to shoot it for. I guess it helps with the healing process."
 
2017-04-19 10:01:38 PM  

jayphat: LaurenAguilera: I mean, have you ever seen a British pony?

I've seen a British ass
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Asses are donkeys. Omg it's like you can't even biologyisize.
 
2017-04-19 10:34:06 PM  
'He was obviously spooked by something and we think that it's too much of a coincidence, after seeing the planes and hearing other people's comments.'

If your pony is that sensitive to other people's comments then it probably wasn't going to around for too much longer anyway.
 
2017-04-19 10:55:28 PM  

jayphat: LaurenAguilera: I mean, have you ever seen a British pony?

I've seen a British ass
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If I could give that more than one 'funny', I would.

/Top Gear died when he left.
//Class Act on Hammond and May following suit.
 
2017-04-19 11:26:31 PM  

LoneVVolf: jayphat: LaurenAguilera: I mean, have you ever seen a British pony?

I've seen a British ass
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If I could give that more than one 'funny', I would.

/Top Gear died when he left.
//Class Act on Hammond and May following suit.


"conversation street" intro needs to go away.
 
2017-04-19 11:38:27 PM  

spamdog: Bronies are creeps though, for real


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2017-04-19 11:38:35 PM  
Horse killed by fighter jet?  Doesn't that make her a confirmed terrorist?
 
2017-04-20 12:25:52 AM  
Given they're track record the thing would fall apart long before they reached the US.
 
2017-04-20 03:08:31 AM  

stuffy: Given they're track record the thing would fall apart long before they reached the US.


The pony?
 
2017-04-20 06:44:59 AM  
THE Bible of Equine Medicine.
FWIW - the horse "twisted his gut" - AKA colicked.  Horses do that if someone the next county over farts.  Maybe the jets had something to do with it, but more likely the horse was planning to colic and the jets happened by.

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2017-04-20 08:42:16 AM  
Begun, the Bronie war has.
 
2017-04-20 08:50:27 AM  
Redruth, Cornwall residents would prefer Russian or perhaps North Korean jets the next time?
 
2017-04-20 09:06:13 AM  
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2017-04-20 09:43:00 AM  

Koldbern: spamdog: Bronies are creeps though, for real

[img.fark.net image 425x282]Has anyone made it into the secret/hidden/bonus area of Diablo 3?  I used to call it "My Little 'Splodie".


Yes I have the staff of herding and have farmed it endlessly, still no sign of Sir William for that portrait frame.
 
2017-04-20 10:33:58 AM  
Unlike here in the states, all of England is a low level military practice area. I'm not kidding.

Why do British jets fly 6 seconds apart when at low altitude? So the second jet can report where the first one went in.

Was told that by British pilot in 2004 as  two jets screamed across a public airport below pattern altitude.
 
2017-04-20 10:40:09 AM  

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