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(Page Six)   Looks like Serena Williams let one get past her baseline, if you know what I mean... Okay, I don't know tennis terms, but Serena Williams is pregnant   ( pagesix.com) divider line
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2017-04-19 01:22:18 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 01:50:06 PM  
Love, ad out.
 
2017-04-19 02:40:15 PM  
Who would want to fark a horse?
 
2017-04-19 02:52:48 PM  

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Who would want to fark a horse?


She is sex incarnate, as far as i'm concerned.  Everything you'd want on a woman.
But i truly don't care for her personality.   She seems kinda flaky to me.
 
2017-04-19 03:11:36 PM  

T.rex: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Who would want to fark a horse?

She is sex incarnate, as far as i'm concerned.  Everything you'd want on a woman.
But i truly don't care for her personality.   She seems kinda flaky to me.


Her personality has pointy knees?
 
2017-04-19 03:14:24 PM  
She's engaged to the co-founder of Reddit?

Also, Fire Blaster likely inconsolable.
 
2017-04-19 03:30:15 PM  

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Who would want to fark a horse?


There's someone for everyone. Your Mom for example, at least one guy farked her, probably someone you call Dad, but not guaranteed.
 
2017-04-19 03:31:38 PM  
They are an incredibly unlikely pair, but from the pictures I have seen of them they look genuinely happy together. Congrats to them both.
 
2017-04-19 03:42:18 PM  
She seems not at all feminine.  Who inseminated whom, I wonder?
 
2017-04-19 03:43:22 PM  
I wonder if she and her man did it in her sister's yard?

That's right, I'm talking about the Garden of Venus.

/you can smell the koi pond, i'd wager.
 
2017-04-19 03:54:00 PM  
The kid won the parental lottery.
 
2017-04-19 03:54:37 PM  
So despite probably not being able to play at Wimbledon, Serena will still be seeded.

/Can't wait for "Mock the Week" to riff on that...
 
2017-04-19 04:04:58 PM  
...brave lad.
 
2017-04-19 04:05:15 PM  

IlGreven: So despite probably not being able to play at Wimbledon, Serena will still be seeded.

/Can't wait for "Mock the Week" to riff on that...


...like they haven't already.
 
2017-04-19 04:10:31 PM  
She won the Australian Open while pregnant. That is impressive
 
2017-04-19 04:40:53 PM  
I can't figure out why women with muscles are considered "unfeminine."  I think she's gorgeous.  Michelle Obama had nice arms, she's beautiful, and people call her unfeminine, too.  I don't get it.
 
2017-04-19 04:44:33 PM  
That looks more like the start of a beer gut than a 'baby bump'.
 
2017-04-19 04:52:59 PM  

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Who would want to fark a horse?


img.fark.net

/oblig
 
2017-04-19 04:59:07 PM  
That's is going to be one LOUD delivery.
 
2017-04-19 05:00:46 PM  
In before Farkdotcom folksy racism...ahh, f*ck it.
 
2017-04-19 05:08:52 PM  

FormlessOne: IlGreven: So despite probably not being able to play at Wimbledon, Serena will still be seeded.

/Can't wait for "Mock the Week" to riff on that...

...like they haven't already.


Well, they don't come back 'till June, so probably not.
 
2017-04-19 05:10:17 PM  

rosekolodny: I can't figure out why women with muscles are considered "unfeminine."  I think she's gorgeous.  Michelle Obama had nice arms, she's beautiful, and people call her unfeminine, too.  I don't get it.


...I think I see the throughline, here.

/sexism and racism? in my beauty standards?
//Even my anti-fem, anti-BLM ass can see that one.
 
2017-04-19 05:11:49 PM  

WyDave: That's is going to be one LOUD delivery.


Imagine if Maria Sharapova is in the delivery room with Williams, giving her vocal help with the labor.  Windows three blocks away would shatter.
 
2017-04-19 05:29:10 PM  
"Imagine if Maria Sharapova"

I don't need to get a timeout, I'll keep that one to myself...
 
2017-04-19 05:33:12 PM  

IlGreven: rosekolodny: I can't figure out why women with muscles are considered "unfeminine."  I think she's gorgeous.  Michelle Obama had nice arms, she's beautiful, and people call her unfeminine, too.  I don't get it.

...I think I see the throughline, here.

/sexism and racism? in my beauty standards?
//Even my anti-fem, anti-BLM ass can see that one.


Yeah.

And you don't have to be anti anything.  You can be a regular ol' egalitarian.
 
2017-04-19 05:55:26 PM  
Whoś the mother? Or does she even know
 
2017-04-19 06:11:18 PM  
It actually isn't fair that so many jokes can't be used because of racism, because that dude is jacked.
 
2017-04-19 06:12:26 PM  

rosekolodny: I can't figure out why women with muscles are considered "unfeminine."  I think she's gorgeous.  Michelle Obama had nice arms, she's beautiful, and people call her unfeminine, too.  I don't get it.


She looks like Mark McGwire did with all of the steroid acne.
 
2017-04-19 06:21:28 PM  

rosekolodny: I can't figure out why women with muscles are considered "unfeminine."  I think she's gorgeous.  Michelle Obama had nice arms, she's beautiful, and people call her unfeminine, too.  I don't get it.


Is it possible that it's just your personal preference? You may find Serena Williams attractive while other people don't Amazing how the world works. In physical terms, I don't find either Michelle Obama nor Serena Williams to be attractive women. It's just personal taste.
Or is this your subtle way of trying to prove to everyone you're not racist?
 
2017-04-19 06:38:11 PM  
Let
 
2017-04-19 06:43:41 PM  

DubyaHater: Is it possible that it's just your personal preference? You may find Serena Williams attractive while other people don't Amazing how the world works. In physical terms, I don't find either Michelle Obama nor Serena Williams to be attractive women. It's just personal taste.
Or is this your subtle way of trying to prove to everyone you're not racist?


Personally, I find MO more attractive. I'm big on faces and eyes, and Serena's is just not for me.
 
2017-04-19 07:14:44 PM  

DubyaHater: rosekolodny: I can't figure out why women with muscles are considered "unfeminine."  I think she's gorgeous.  Michelle Obama had nice arms, she's beautiful, and people call her unfeminine, too.  I don't get it.

Is it possible that it's just your personal preference? You may find Serena Williams attractive while other people don't Amazing how the world works. In physical terms, I don't find either Michelle Obama nor Serena Williams to be attractive women. It's just personal taste.
Or is this your subtle way of trying to prove to everyone you're not racist?


Ummm. the other guy mentioned nothing about black people. He mentioned musculature.  I think YOU just proved that you ARE racist.
 
2017-04-19 07:56:16 PM  

rosekolodny: I can't figure out why women with muscles are considered "unfeminine."  I think she's gorgeous......... I don't get it.



I couldn't agree more.

I love her "junk in the trunk" too.

However, given the hypothetical scenario of engaging in intimate congress with her, I'd probably need medical attention at the very least; quite possibly medivaced via air ambulance to the nearest major trauma center if I managed to find my groove and make it past the two minute mark.
 
2017-04-19 09:19:42 PM  
Snusnu
 
2017-04-19 09:35:36 PM  

rosekolodny: I can't figure out why women with muscles are considered "unfeminine."  I think she's gorgeous.  Michelle Obama had nice arms, she's beautiful, and people call her unfeminine, too.  I don't get it.


This.
Any woman who is fit from being active is a bonus.  She doesn't have to fall into a narrow body type, just being someone who is up for doing stuff.  I can't stand really young girls are called hot, when really all they are consist of being young and skinny, not actively fit.  They're not going to last that way, instead will whine about where did their body go after having kids.  I don't think Serena will have that problem, just like Michelle.

/being always active is an attribute I like about my wife
 
Oak
2017-04-19 10:31:36 PM  

FriarReb98: DubyaHater: Is it possible that it's just your personal preference? You may find Serena Williams attractive while other people don't Amazing how the world works. In physical terms, I don't find either Michelle Obama nor Serena Williams to be attractive women. It's just personal taste.
Or is this your subtle way of trying to prove to everyone you're not racist?

Personally, I find MO more attractive. I'm big on faces and eyes, and Serena's is just not for me.


Funny: I'm also big on faces and eyes, and IMHO, Serena's a 9 and Michelle's about a 5.
 
2017-04-19 11:00:28 PM  

rosekolodny: I can't figure out why women with muscles are considered "unfeminine."  I think she's gorgeous.  Michelle Obama had nice arms, she's beautiful, and people call her unfeminine, too.  I don't get it.


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2017-04-20 07:32:36 AM  

Oak: FriarReb98: DubyaHater: Is it possible that it's just your personal preference? You may find Serena Williams attractive while other people don't Amazing how the world works. In physical terms, I don't find either Michelle Obama nor Serena Williams to be attractive women. It's just personal taste.
Or is this your subtle way of trying to prove to everyone you're not racist?

Personally, I find MO more attractive. I'm big on faces and eyes, and Serena's is just not for me.

Funny: I'm also big on faces and eyes, and IMHO, Serena's a 9 and Michelle's about a 5.


It's the eyes. I like wider eyes, and both Williams sisters have small eyes.
 
2017-04-20 08:49:14 AM  
She is planning on coming back to tennis after her pregnancy,  but I think she's done, at least as an elite level player.  A somewhat subdued exit for the best female player ever, but good for her.  What a way to transition into the next phase of her life
 
2017-04-20 02:26:01 PM  
I'm not attracted to black women sexually.
So I guess that makes me a racist.
 
2017-04-20 03:22:01 PM  

mrsleep: I'm not attracted to black women sexually.
So I guess that makes me a racist.


it does
 
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