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(LA Daily News)   Woman accused of breaking into Drake's LA home and drinking his sodas   ( dailynews.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Los Angeles, Sgt. Matthew Dunn, Van Nuys courtroom, residential burglary charge, 24-year-old South Carolina, Arbitrary arrest and detention, Hidden Hills home, Los Angeles County, California  
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2017-04-19 11:14:59 AM  
Was she eating crackers like she owned the place?

Because otherwise it doesn't count.
 
2017-04-19 11:19:32 AM  
Drake doesn't drink soda - he drinks pop cuz he's Canuckian.
He also has a secret stash of all-dressed chips hidden behind the air-hockey table in his basement.
 
2017-04-19 02:01:04 PM  
Pffft.... Pepsi and Sprite...

Now, if she found a hidden stash of Baja Blast, I could hardly blame her.
 
2017-04-19 02:03:15 PM  
Your Honor, I was simply obeying my thirst.
 
2017-04-19 02:14:30 PM  
When you steal my softdrink bling
it can only mean one thing
 
2017-04-19 02:17:51 PM  
Amanda Bynes off her meds?
 
2017-04-19 02:19:27 PM  
He's been dead for 421 years.  I don't think he'll mind
 
2017-04-19 02:28:38 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: He's been dead for 421 years.  I don't think he'll mind


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Drake ?
 
2017-04-19 02:31:50 PM  
$100,000 bail, that sounds about right for 2 pops and a bottle of water.
 
2017-04-19 02:35:03 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Your Honor, I was simply obeying my thirst.


goddammit
 
2017-04-19 02:42:58 PM  
Picture of suspect
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 02:59:19 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: $100,000 bail, that sounds about right for 2 pops and a bottle of water.


She is a threat because she Fanta sizes about him until she must Pepsee him at his home.  She needs a doctor, pepper her with questions about her sanitea.  If she's readbullshiat about him being friendly with fans she might have gotten the wrong idea and that's why she's barqsing up the wrong tree.  A Mug of cold hard truth would do her good.  And what if she was on drugs like coke, you don't know.  Honestly, a day out in the wilderness, with the mountain dew beneath her feet would do her good.  And thankfully no shots were fired, or if they were officer Sierra missed.
 
2017-04-19 03:15:56 PM  
All she wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi.
 
2017-04-19 03:37:55 PM  
Oooo....Big Man.  Drinks brand-name pop like it's no big deal.
 
2017-04-19 03:40:47 PM  
Obviously all she took were drinks, she was thirsty!!!!

PLEASE NOTE: for our older fockers ("thirsty" is a  pejorative  of african american origin that describes a person whose obsession for a thing is comparable, to the obsession one would have if they were in a desert without water)
 
2017-04-19 04:02:45 PM  
Might as well drink to the occasion. Bottoms up! Because we started from the bottom, now we're here.
 
2017-04-19 04:16:25 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Amanda Bynes off her meds?


Nah, it was this coocoo bird

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 04:49:51 PM  

oldfarthenry: Drake doesn't drink soda - he drinks pop cuz he's Canuckian.
He also has a secret stash of all-dressed chips hidden behind the air-hockey table in his basement.


Pffft.
Don't no man play no game you gotta plug in!

tse2.mm.bing.net
 
2017-04-19 05:56:35 PM  
Someone told her she can't beat off the real thing
 
2017-04-20 12:05:48 AM  
This is why Canadians can't have nice things mixed drinks.

Viva the Cuba Libre.
 
2017-04-20 07:40:44 AM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
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