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(CBS Boston)   Tom Brady to skip hanging with his pal Donald at the White House for "family matters." Because watching Steve Urkel does sound more fun than hanging with President Trump   ( boston.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2017-04-19 11:11:50 AM  
Translation:  Gisselle threatened to Elin him if he took a picture with Trump.
 
2017-04-19 11:15:27 AM  

ToastmasterGeneral: Translation:  Gisselle threatened to Elin him if he took a picture with Trump.


We would have also accepted "Ben's nanny pics were on the other phone, and Giselle just found them."
 
2017-04-19 11:33:07 AM  
Well now what's the point of even having the Patriots come to the White House?
 
2017-04-19 11:51:54 AM  
So... who's actually going?
 
2017-04-19 11:57:01 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: So... who's actually going?


Probably just Bill Belichick.
 
2017-04-19 12:21:40 PM  
Now we need a clip of Matthew Slater saying "did I do thaaaaaaat?"
 
2017-04-19 12:21:53 PM  

Serious Black: Well now what's the point of even having the Patriots come to the White House?


Very well played, very well indeed!
 
2017-04-19 12:21:56 PM  
All we need is a picture of Cheeto 45 with that shiat-eating grin of his and the caption, "Did I do that?"
 
2017-04-19 12:22:56 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: Translation:  Gisselle threatened to Elin him if he took a picture with Trump.


Yeah, she gave him a few months to figure it out for himself. That didn't work so she told him how this is gonna go down.
 
2017-04-19 12:23:18 PM  
The first line of that headline on mobile is: "Tom Brady to skip hanging with his pal," at which point I was bracing for a too soon Aaron Hernandez punchline.
 
2017-04-19 12:23:57 PM  
He just doesn't want to get any Donald on him. It's hard to wash out.
 
2017-04-19 12:24:26 PM  
You won the Super Bowl or the World Series.. meet the prez...

Why?
 
2017-04-19 12:25:19 PM  
His mom is really sick and today is his parents wedding anniversary
 
2017-04-19 12:25:29 PM  
President Trump must be pretty deflated about it.

/had to.
 
2017-04-19 12:26:41 PM  
Aaron Hernandez decided he didn't want to hang with Trump either.
 
2017-04-19 12:27:05 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: So... who's actually going?


Aaron Hernandez.  Trump thought he was a great guy who got a bum deal.  Think Weekend at Bernies...
 
2017-04-19 12:27:07 PM  

Nick Nostril: He just doesn't want to get any Donald on him. It's hard to wash out.


Too late, we already know and it will stain him the rest of this life.
 
2017-04-19 12:27:08 PM  
Might be a little soon to use the word "hanging" related to the Patriots - or are we not doing phrasing anymore?
 
2017-04-19 12:27:46 PM  
ITT: People who don't know that Tom's mom is dying of cancer
 
2017-04-19 12:27:55 PM  

Nick Nostril: He just doesn't want to get any Donald on him. It's hard to wash out.


Tom likes to pet the leopard, but is smart enough to have it stay away from his face. Especially in New England.
 
2017-04-19 12:28:04 PM  

thekingcobra: President Trump must be pretty deflated about it.

/had to.


Well, that's
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/tiny hands and all.
//no grip
 
2017-04-19 12:33:16 PM  

machoprogrammer: ITT: People who don't know that Tom's mom is dying of cancer


Who is so deathly ill she just got off a plane from California...
 
2017-04-19 12:34:10 PM  

thekingcobra: President Trump must be pretty deflated about it.

/had to.

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2017-04-19 12:34:52 PM  
"Do you want to meet the president?"
"Pass. HA HA! I said 'pass.' Get it? Pass! Because I pass a lot! Honey! Honey! Get in here and listen to this! Ok ready, honey? Dude, ask me again!"
 
2017-04-19 12:36:16 PM  
"You mean to tell me Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly is off tv, and Brady isn't going to the White House?"

Genie goes, "Yeah."

He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then.".

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2017-04-19 12:36:24 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: You won the Super Bowl or the World Series.. meet the prez...

Why?


Normally, the president is a sports fan because it's easy an approval ratings bump. Also, every time I say normal I stab myself in the leg.
 
2017-04-19 12:37:32 PM  
Less than half a year in and Trump is already completely toxic.
 
2017-04-19 12:40:23 PM  

JohnBigBootay: machoprogrammer: ITT: People who don't know that Tom's mom is dying of cancer

Who is so deathly ill she just got off a plane from California...


Sick people can fly on planes, too, you know.

Sounds like she took a turn for the worse: "In light of some recent developments, I am unable to attend today's ceremony, as I am attending to some personal family matters," Brady said in a statement.
 
2017-04-19 12:41:54 PM  

Oysterman: The first line of that headline on mobile is: "Tom Brady to skip hanging with his pal," at which point I was bracing for a too soon Aaron Hernandez punchline.


Yup.
 
2017-04-19 12:42:10 PM  
This is gonna Trigger Trump so farking much.  Hopefully a reporter asks him where his BFF is.
 
2017-04-19 12:42:16 PM  
So, at this point, what Patriots are willing to be seen with Donald?  I know I had two or three greenlits on other players refusing.

Are there any other white members of the Patriots?  I have the feeling they're the only ones going to show.
 
2017-04-19 12:42:31 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: So... who's actually going?


Gronk just dropped into Spicey's presser, so at least him, I'm guessing.
 
2017-04-19 12:42:51 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Random Anonymous Blackmail: You won the Super Bowl or the World Series.. meet the prez...

Why?

Normally, the president is a sports fan because it's easy an approval ratings bump. Also, every time I say normal I stab myself in the leg.


It goes both ways.  Sure, the Patriots don't want to be seen with Trump since so many people hate him but the same can be said for Trump wanting to hang out with the Patriots.
 
2017-04-19 12:45:18 PM  

machoprogrammer: JohnBigBootay: machoprogrammer: ITT: People who don't know that Tom's mom is dying of cancer

Who is so deathly ill she just got off a plane from California...

Sick people can fly on planes, too, you know.

Sounds like she took a turn for the worse: "In light of some recent developments, I am unable to attend today's ceremony, as I am attending to some personal family matters," Brady said in a statement.


Dude takes charters like I take ibuprofen. If he wanted to be there, he'd be there and I think you know that. Trump damn sure wants him there. He's using his mom as an excuse.
 
2017-04-19 12:45:20 PM  

Prof. Frink: Oysterman: The first line of that headline on mobile is: "Tom Brady to skip hanging with his pal," at which point I was bracing for a too soon Aaron Hernandez punchline.

Yup.


I dunno. When is 'too soon' for a murderer offing himself? I really don't think there is one.
 
2017-04-19 12:45:31 PM  

Oysterman: The first line of that headline on mobile is: "Tom Brady to skip hanging with his pal," at which point I was bracing for a too soon Aaron Hernandez punchline.


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2017-04-19 12:47:30 PM  

bainsguy: Tr0mBoNe: So... who's actually cumming?

Gronk just dropped into Spicey's presser, so at least him, I'm guessing.


/that really sounds not so gay....much.
//phrasing.
 
2017-04-19 12:52:04 PM  
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Fake. If Brady's mom really had cancer Giselle would not kiss her on the lips and risk infecting herself.
 
2017-04-19 12:54:50 PM  

machoprogrammer: JohnBigBootay: machoprogrammer: ITT: People who don't know that Tom's mom is dying of cancer

Who is so deathly ill she just got off a plane from California...

Sick people can fly on planes, too, you know.

Sounds like she took a turn for the worse: "In light of some recent developments, I am unable to attend today's ceremony, as I am attending to some personal family matters," Brady said in a statement.


I had some doubts myself about the whole thing too and whether they brought up the whole mom thing on Superbowl week to try and humanize him to all his haters or what.  But when I saw her on TV after she definitely did not look like somebody blush with color who was sitting on a beach in California all football season.  I do not believe she even went to the game against the Niners which will likely be the only game Brady ever plays in his hometown. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.
 
2017-04-19 12:56:06 PM  
I always wanted there to be a Family Matters episode where Carl goes

"Sure, Urkel's annoying and a jerk, but he's nothing compared to that Christmas I spent at the Nakatomi Plaza."
 
2017-04-19 12:59:25 PM  
I'd skip Urkel and hang out with his GF.

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2017-04-19 01:00:20 PM  

machoprogrammer: JohnBigBootay: machoprogrammer: ITT: People who don't know that Tom's mom is dying of cancer

Who is so deathly ill she just got off a plane from California...

Sick people can fly on planes, too, you know.

Sounds like she took a turn for the worse: "In light of some recent developments, I am unable to attend today's ceremony, as I am attending to some personal family matters," Brady said in a statement.


Just watch out when playing your guitar...

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2017-04-19 01:01:43 PM  

themunsterfullback: machoprogrammer: JohnBigBootay: machoprogrammer: ITT: People who don't know that Tom's mom is dying of cancer

Who is so deathly ill she just got off a plane from California...

Sick people can fly on planes, too, you know.

Sounds like she took a turn for the worse: "In light of some recent developments, I am unable to attend today's ceremony, as I am attending to some personal family matters," Brady said in a statement.

I had some doubts myself about the whole thing too and whether they brought up the whole mom thing on Superbowl week to try and humanize him to all his haters or what.  But when I saw her on TV after she definitely did not look like somebody blush with color who was sitting on a beach in California all football season.  I do not believe she even went to the game against the Niners which will likely be the only game Brady ever plays in his hometown. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.


I'm not saying the guy doesn't love his mother - of course not. Just saying if she was on her death bed he'd have flown to see her, not the other way around. It's plausible she just took an extreme turn for the worse in the last day but it's not the most likely scenario. The most likely scenario is he wanted an excuse to not go and his mom provided the best one you could get. Trump can save face, and Tom gets to sleep in the same bed as his wife for the next week.
 
2017-04-19 01:02:16 PM  
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Tr0mBoNe: Random Anonymous Blackmail: You won the Super Bowl or the World Series.. meet the prez...

Why?

Normally, the president is a sports fan because it's easy an approval ratings bump. Also, every time I say normal I stab myself in the leg.

It goes both ways. Sure, the Patriots don't want to be seen with Trump since so many people hate him but the same can be said for Trump wanting to hang out with the Patriots.


Yeah the PR dog and pony show... Everybody give a thumbs up and act like you like each other...
I wish more Americans could see through the bullshiat.
 
2017-04-19 01:11:14 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Glockenspiel Hero

Tr0mBoNe: Random Anonymous Blackmail: You won the Super Bowl or the World Series.. meet the prez...

Why?

Normally, the president is a sports fan because it's easy an approval ratings bump. Also, every time I say normal I stab myself in the leg.

It goes both ways. Sure, the Patriots don't want to be seen with Trump since so many people hate him but the same can be said for Trump wanting to hang out with the Patriots.

Yeah the PR dog and pony show... Everybody give a thumbs up and act like you like each other...
I wish more Americans could see through the bullshiat.


Everyone does it.

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It's basic politics. Shake babies, kiss hands.
 
2017-04-19 01:14:21 PM  

Johnny Rockets: This is gonna Trigger Trump so farking much.  Hopefully a reporter asks him where his BFF is.


Moscow?
 
2017-04-19 01:17:01 PM  

JohnBigBootay: machoprogrammer: JohnBigBootay: machoprogrammer: ITT: People who don't know that Tom's mom is dying of cancer

Who is so deathly ill she just got off a plane from California...

Sick people can fly on planes, too, you know.

Sounds like she took a turn for the worse: "In light of some recent developments, I am unable to attend today's ceremony, as I am attending to some personal family matters," Brady said in a statement.

Dude takes charters like I take ibuprofen. If he wanted to be there, he'd be there and I think you know that. Trump damn sure wants him there. He's using his mom as an excuse.


Sometimes people just aren't in the mood to party/socialize.  Can happen when one is sad about something, such as...oh, I don't know...the impending death of their mother.
 
2017-04-19 01:22:19 PM  
Mentioned the gazelle backlash in 3...2..1... in yesterdays thread. Nice!
She probably voluntold him to not go.
pussy whip? pussy whip? Three pussy whips.
 
2017-04-19 01:25:16 PM  
I can't stand this generalization, Carl Winslow was the reason to watch that show, not Urkel.
 
2017-04-19 01:26:49 PM  

bainsguy: Tr0mBoNe: So... who's actually going?

Gronk just dropped into Spicey's presser, so at least him, I'm guessing.


Which is appropriate, given he missed half the season and didn't actually play in the SB.
 
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