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(CBC)   On this edition of 'That's So Canadian,' Saskatoon ranchers stunned on discovery of a beaver herding 150 cattle   ( cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Repeat, rancher Adrienne Ivey, Farm, Cowboy, beaver, Livestock, Fur trade, Psychology, Ranch  
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2017-04-19 12:06:54 PM  
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Your beaver is tired of wood, wants to try steak.
 
2017-04-19 02:10:08 PM  
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You all know the lyrics
 
2017-04-19 07:33:54 PM  
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2017-04-19 07:36:08 PM  
Picture of said beaver:

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2017-04-19 07:36:40 PM  
A Beiber herding steers? Sad.
 
2017-04-19 07:37:07 PM  
The US is the eagle, Russia is the bear,
Australia is the kangaroo, cause they're kind of weird down there.
Yeah, India is the tiger, that stands so proud and tall,
But Canada is the greatest of them all.

We are the beaver, we're furry and we're free
Yeah, we are the beaver, we got two big front teeth
Yeah, we are the beaver, we can chew right through small trees
We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver.

You might think a rodent is a pretty lame choice
For a national animal, but don't you listen to that voice.
No, cause all them birds and preditors, just take from the land
But the beaver, always gives a dam.

We are the beaver, we got cute little webbed feet
Yeah, we are the beaver, it's bark we like to eat
Yeah, we are the beaver, a nickel we complete.
Yeah, we are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver.
The eagle flies the sky above and swoops down on its prey
The big bear will maul anyone who dares gets in its way
The tiger is the greatest of the hunters today.
But the beaver it can build dams. Yeah,
The beaver it can build dams, dams, dams.
We are the beaver, we slap our tails when danger's nearby
We are the beaver, we got waterproof hides
Yeah, we are the beaver, we got big bums and beady eyes.
We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver.
We are the beaver, our name is often used as a double entedre
We are the beaver, cause in Canada, both French and English belong
Yeah, we are the beaver, and the subject of this song is
We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver.
I can't hear you.
We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver
Are you getting the point?
We are the beaver, we are the beaver.
We are the beaver

-Arrogant Worms
 
2017-04-19 07:38:04 PM  
Smells like seven layers...that beaver eats Taco Bell.

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2017-04-19 07:39:57 PM  
This is a repeat, of course, but let me say:  that is one uncommonly smug-looking beaver.
 
2017-04-19 07:44:08 PM  
That's some beaver.
 
2017-04-19 07:46:47 PM  
That beaver is either terrified ("Oh fark, this shortcut was a terrible mistake") or totally jazzed ("Follow me, my minions! Together we shall trample the world, eh?").
 
2017-04-19 07:46:55 PM  
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2017-04-19 07:50:50 PM  

Micanope: That's some beaver.


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2017-04-19 07:52:42 PM  
That'll do, beaver, that'll do.
 
2017-04-19 07:53:11 PM  

mongbiohazard: That beaver is either terrified ("Oh fark, this shortcut was a terrible mistake") or totally jazzed ("Follow me, my minions! Together we shall trample the world, eh?").


"Just passing through. Sorry! Pardon me. Just wending my way. Excuse me. Sorry!"
 
2017-04-19 07:55:41 PM  

mongbiohazard: That beaver is either terrified ("Oh fark, this shortcut was a terrible mistake") or totally jazzed ("Follow me, my minions! Together we shall trample the world, eh?").


I really hope it's the latter. :)
 
2017-04-19 07:56:13 PM  
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2017-04-19 07:58:34 PM  
He be pimpin'.
 
2017-04-19 08:00:02 PM  
I think that the beaver doesn't give a dam about the cows.
 
2017-04-19 08:03:13 PM  
Beavers can be pretty agressive. I bet they didn't show the part just afterward where they shot it.
 
2017-04-19 08:05:28 PM  
They just wanted some beaver tail, but I'm repeating myself.
 
2017-04-19 08:06:58 PM  
repeat, but one can always use more beaver
 
2017-04-19 08:11:21 PM  
Beavers are often known for herding one eyed snakes.
 
2017-04-19 08:18:04 PM  
I feel sorry for that beaver after those bulls caught up with it.
 
2017-04-19 08:43:33 PM  
Not really herding at all.  The cows were just curious and following it around. When the beaver starts heeling the cattle into a pen, then I'll be impressed.
 
2017-04-19 08:44:20 PM  
Usually it's men they herd.
 
2017-04-19 08:55:59 PM  
Love that.  It's like a giant game of "Red Light, Green Light"
 
2017-04-19 09:01:11 PM  
Your beaver wants steak.
 
2017-04-19 09:09:10 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Your beaver wants steak.


Tube steak.
 
2017-04-19 09:18:32 PM  

HeadLever: Not really herding at all.  The cows were just curious and following it around. When the beaver starts heeling the cattle into a pen, then I'll be impressed.


he needs a trombone to pull that off.
 
2017-04-19 09:28:03 PM  
The beaver was near Ituna 135 km northeast from that nice Regina.
 
2017-04-19 09:31:09 PM  
Your steak wants beaver.
 
2017-04-19 10:50:19 PM  
The Frank Drebin posts are even funnier because Leslie Nielsen was born in Regina.

/Sask. expat.....
//wears hoodie now
 
2017-04-19 10:58:12 PM  
Un castor mordit une fois ma soeur ... Non vraiment! Elle sculptait ses initiales sur le castor avec la fin aiguisée d'une brosse à dents inter-espace qui lui était donnée par Jacques...
 
2017-04-19 11:16:39 PM  

SwiftFox: Your steak wants beaver.


Tube beaver?
 
2017-04-19 11:17:10 PM  
This is one of the most magnificent things I've ever seen on this site! :D
 
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2017-04-20 12:23:10 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Un castor mordit une fois ma soeur ... Non vraiment! Elle sculptait ses initiales sur le castor avec la fin aiguisée d'une brosse à dents inter-espace qui lui était donnée par Jacques...


The beaver's hovercraft is full of eels.
 
2017-04-20 12:47:19 AM  
The headline just confused me.

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2017-04-20 02:02:22 AM  
That would only be more canadian if it was eating poutine from tim horton's (shh..) while watching the trailer park boys and recovering from a free surgery..
 
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2017-04-20 06:20:48 PM  
Damn, Beaver.
 
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