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(PennLive)   Making harassing calls while walking around in your underwear is no way to go through life, grandma   ( pennlive.com) divider line
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2017-04-19 12:32:17 PM  
img.moviepostershop.com
 
2017-04-19 01:21:53 PM  
No pics?? Awwwe.

:(
 
2017-04-19 01:22:36 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 01:24:50 PM  
Don't judge it until you have tried it.
 
2017-04-19 01:26:45 PM  
Walkin' round in women's underwear.
 
2017-04-19 01:26:56 PM  

mattj1984: No pics?? Awwwe.

:(


Flap flap flap flap
 
2017-04-19 01:34:32 PM  

mattj1984: No pics?? Awwwe.

:(

 
2017-04-19 01:40:31 PM  
Don't listen to the haters, nana.  You be you, girl.
 
2017-04-19 01:47:32 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 01:58:39 PM  

It isn't subby?


img.fark.net

 
2017-04-19 02:02:26 PM  

mattj1984: No pics?? Awwwe.

:(


Picture Hillary Clinton without pantsuit.
 
2017-04-19 02:04:03 PM  
Says you
 
2017-04-19 02:05:55 PM  

hugram: [img.fark.net image 316x338]


Taking any bets on how long that lasts?
I say 2:30 EST.
 
2017-04-19 02:11:33 PM  
That's exactly how I want to live my life.
 
2017-04-19 02:14:00 PM  
Living in Pennsylvania.
Drinking Fracking water.
Under the Hum of the power lines.
Down wind of whatever the rest of America is burning in their poor white trash fires.
You have to wonder why they go nuts.
 
2017-04-19 02:19:23 PM  

cowgirl toffee: That's exactly how I want to live my life.


That's how your neighbors want you to live your life too. I know if I was your neighbor I wouldn't mind at all.
 
2017-04-19 02:19:48 PM  
I wonder if she has dementia. Made me feel bad for laughing at the article.
 
2017-04-19 02:31:07 PM  
This is a frightened city.
Monty Python - Hell's Grannies
Youtube Ygy7UDADXDg
 
2017-04-19 02:31:15 PM  
Go through life subby, or what's left of it?
 
2017-04-19 02:32:51 PM  
Depends on the grandma...
i.dailymail.co.uk

/ Her underwear is showing
// Not her depends
 
2017-04-19 02:36:26 PM  

Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: That's exactly how I want to live my life.

That's how your neighbors want you to live your life too. I know if I was your neighbor I wouldn't mind at all.


Seconded!
 
2017-04-19 02:36:56 PM  
Some grandmas are hot.  Right, LA?
 
2017-04-19 03:15:53 PM  

mattj1984: No pics?? Awwwe.

:(


*sigh*

*starts undressing*

I'll let you know when to fire up the Brownie, hon, and take those Kodachrome Polaroids you can keep. Just let me find my girdle fasteners....
 
2017-04-19 03:24:23 PM  
You're not the boss of me!
 
2017-04-19 03:45:24 PM  

jim32rr: Picture Hillary Clinton without pantsuit.


JESUS, dude!  I'm trying to eat lunch over here!
 
2017-04-19 03:47:51 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: jim32rr: Picture Hillary Clinton without pantsuit.

JESUS, dude!  I'm trying to eat lunch over here!


Pastrami or rare roast beef?
 
2017-04-19 04:01:29 PM  
Are you challenging my constitutional right to make nude phone calls..?

//RIP phil hartman
 
2017-04-19 04:03:55 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: jim32rr: Picture Hillary Clinton without pantsuit.

JESUS, dude!  I'm trying to eat lunch over here!


So you no longer use a bib? I'll see if I can get you a pair of Grandma Clinton's depends, a clean pair OK.
 
2017-04-19 04:29:37 PM  

vudukungfu: Sin_City_Superhero: jim32rr: Picture Hillary Clinton without pantsuit.

JESUS, dude!  I'm trying to eat lunch over here!

Pastrami or rare roast beef?


Sloppy tacos.
 
2017-04-19 06:49:42 PM  

mattj1984: No pics?? Awwwe.

:(


Just of her street.
 
2017-04-19 07:43:08 PM  
Who puts pants on to make phone calls?  If I'm already outside, I'm not going back in the house to grab pants just because I want to call someone.  You're weird subby.
 
2017-04-19 08:33:57 PM  
All joking aside, as someone with a grandma who has dementia, it sucks to see a loved one slowly lose their mind.

/assuming that is the case and it wasn't just the alcohol
//dementia and public intoxication are not mutually exclusive
 
2017-04-20 01:18:32 AM  

vudukungfu: Living in Pennsylvania.
Drinking Fracking water.
Under the Hum of the power lines.
Down wind of whatever the rest of America is burning in their poor white trash fires.
You have to wonder why they go nuts.


Ya know, you've always been ok with me, but YOU lived here and you're returning. You disingenuously vomit all over yourself every.single.time PA is mentioned.
It has all the hallmarks of projection, and it's all on you, not bothering to even gallavant into the next town over. Even though I had diverse circles of personalities in and outside of the huge list of cultural/artistic/music on every other block, I did seek out people for varied topics, interests.

I'll ignore it and forget it again after this,
but I gotta say - suck my sick.
 
2017-04-20 01:21:15 AM  
Lol I totally forgot about the old lady, got it out of my system

I was really truly disappointed that her calls weren't lewd and delightfully descriptive.
 
2017-04-20 09:48:23 AM  

lindalouwho: vudukungfu: Living in Pennsylvania.
Drinking Fracking water.
Under the Hum of the power lines.
Down wind of whatever the rest of America is burning in their poor white trash fires.
You have to wonder why they go nuts.

Ya know, you've always been ok with me, but YOU lived here and you're returning. You disingenuously vomit all over yourself every.single.time PA is mentioned.
It has all the hallmarks of projection, and it's all on you, not bothering to even gallavant into the next town over. Even though I had diverse circles of personalities in and outside of the huge list of cultural/artistic/music on every other block, I did seek out people for varied topics, interests.

I'll ignore it and forget it again after this,
but I gotta say - suck my sick.


Look. I don't want to come back.
I have a very sick mother in memory care and someone needs to ensure that she is being looked after.
I have to be on call to sit with her and help with feeding and stuff.
If I could move her here, I would.
I could even tell her she was in PA and she wouldn't know, but relatives.
Relatives insist I be there.
They have some sort of Stockholm syndrome about the state because they have never breathed the freedom, the air, the acceptableness of a culture outside of their own.
They have never spent a year not having Pro or college football shoved down their throats as if it were Jesus farking Christ himself on the field every day, curing farking cancer.
Now, will I sit peaceably by while I hear a lot of chatter about how Penn State is #1?
Nope.
I'll be the grouchy guy that everyone avoids because I believe that covering up decades of child rape is wrong.
I'll be a hermit on a misty mountain in the middle of the state.
But I'll be here. And I will be not too happy about being in coal country.
Yeah, I'll not like living in Jesus country.
THAT IS WHY THE FARK I MOVED THE FARK AWAY SO MANY FARFKING YEARS AGO!!!

I'll just avoid people.
I'll go to PGH and hang out with my friends in the Arts community, musicians, and such.
Hell, I'll do a Fark Party, even.
But I'm not going to go back to the Mennonite church and hear the preacher go on about sodomites.
I know sodomites. They are wonderful people. Most of them.
The ones that are out about it.
 
2017-04-20 09:55:45 AM  

Electrify: All joking aside, as someone with a grandma who has dementia, it sucks to see a loved one slowly lose their mind.

/assuming that is the case and it wasn't just the alcohol
//dementia and public intoxication are not mutually exclusive


I feel your pain. I have one with that and Alzheimer's.
 
2017-04-20 11:31:42 AM  
Happy 30th Birthday Grandma!!!
 
2017-04-20 01:55:49 PM  

vudukungfu: lindalouwho: vudukungfu: Living in Pennsylvania.
Drinking Fracking water.
Under the Hum of the power lines.
Down wind of whatever the rest of America is burning in their poor white trash fires.
You have to wonder why they go nuts.

Ya know, you've always been ok with me, but YOU lived here and you're returning. You disingenuously vomit all over yourself every.single.time PA is mentioned.
It has all the hallmarks of projection, and it's all on you, not bothering to even gallavant into the next town over. Even though I had diverse circles of personalities in and outside of the huge list of cultural/artistic/music on every other block, I did seek out people for varied topics, interests.

I'll ignore it and forget it again after this,
but I gotta say - suck my sick.

Look. I don't want to come back.
I have a very sick mother in memory care and someone needs to ensure that she is being looked after.
I have to be on call to sit with her and help with feeding and stuff.
If I could move her here, I would.
I could even tell her she was in PA and she wouldn't know, but relatives.
Relatives insist I be there.
They have some sort of Stockholm syndrome about the state because they have never breathed the freedom, the air, the acceptableness of a culture outside of their own.
They have never spent a year not having Pro or college football shoved down their throats as if it were Jesus farking Christ himself on the field every day, curing farking cancer.
Now, will I sit peaceably by while I hear a lot of chatter about how Penn State is #1?
Nope.
I'll be the grouchy guy that everyone avoids because I believe that covering up decades of child rape is wrong.
I'll be a hermit on a misty mountain in the middle of the state.
But I'll be here. And I will be not too happy about being in coal country.
Yeah, I'll not like living in Jesus country.
THAT IS WHY THE FARK I MOVED THE FARK AWAY SO MANY FARFKING YEARS AGO!!!

I'll just avoid people.
I'll go to PGH and hang out with my friends in the Arts community, musicians, and such.
Hell, I'll do a Fark Party, even.
But I'm not going to go back to the Mennonite church and hear the preacher go on about sodomites.
I know sodomites. They are wonderful people. Most of them.
The ones that are out about it.


Oh sweetie.

(((((((big hug)))))))
 
2017-04-20 03:43:07 PM  

lindalouwho: (((((((big hug)))))))


Thanks. I got a high school pal out on the road with her one woman show, just wrapped up LA and headed to the Tribeca film fest. Her and her husband I can hang out with and not feel like my brain hurts.
If I get 5 seconds of mom recognizing me in a one hour visit, it's good.
I just don't need to be surrounded by Foam fingered jock sniffers.
I will go to the River City Brass. I have a friend in the orchestra.
And there is always someway to get a band together.
I'll just build my own recording studio with the old Tascam and keep writing songs.
I promised Dr Demento a few more.
 
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