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(Metro)   Airline Captain: Today your flight is delayed because we're having a wrestling match between a quarrelling couple. We will be on our way as soon as one of them is pinned   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weird, Kunming, China Eastern Airlines, Yunnan, Thomas Cook flight, Eastern Airlines flight, Kunming City authorities, Changshui International Airport, Delta Air Lines  
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2017-04-19 12:35:17 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2017-04-19 10:54:23 PM  
kinky
 
Oak
2017-04-19 10:56:39 PM  
BY GOD KING THAT'S KANG'S MUSIC
 
2017-04-19 10:57:26 PM  
Why didn't they have a hose handy?
 
2017-04-19 11:06:00 PM  
The unnamed couple have since been arrested and are now under investigation, with the police saying the pair were in the middle of a divorce.

We usually have divorces in courtrooms, but I guess the chinese do things differently there.
 
2017-04-19 11:16:24 PM  
Mortal Kombat (1995): "It has begun!"
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2017-04-19 11:20:01 PM  
The guy showed a lot of restraint. He took her down and pinned her. I don't see him punching or kicking in the video.

The woman, on the other hand, is playing all kinds of dirty. She's pulling his shirt off, biting his leg, kicking him as he lets her up.

Don't fight girls. They don't understand anything but violence.
 
2017-04-19 11:21:40 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The guy showed a lot of restraint. He took her down and pinned her. I don't see him punching or kicking in the video.

The woman, on the other hand, is playing all kinds of dirty. She's pulling his shirt off, biting his leg, kicking him as he lets her up.

Don't fight girls. They don't understand anything but violence.


Guys fight to impress their friends and girls. Girls fight to win.
 
2017-04-19 11:21:47 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2017-04-19 11:24:21 PM  
Shirt off = business time.
 
2017-04-19 11:28:33 PM  

Salmon: Shirt off = business time.


Well I am still wearing my socks. They aren't called business socks for nothing.
 
2017-04-19 11:31:00 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The woman, on the other hand, is playing all kinds of dirty. She's pulling his shirt off, biting his leg, kicking him as he lets her up.

Don't fight girls. They don't understand anything but violence.


So that's how it is in their house....
 
2017-04-19 11:52:28 PM  
Nothing to see here, just a little light foreplay for a couple Trump voters.
 
2017-04-19 11:57:05 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-20 12:08:54 AM  
BAH GAWD KING! That's Divorce Court's music!
 
2017-04-20 12:17:10 AM  

Non Sequitur Man: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x636]


I'm dead serious, could they even take off like that?
 
2017-04-20 12:25:15 AM  
Those poor passengers. They should've flown United; they would've had the couple shot and dragged from the tarmac in five minutes instead of this whole delay crap.
 
2017-04-20 12:25:35 AM  
I love that thing that all websites do now where they have a headline that tells you what happened, then a picture under the headline with a caption that says the same thing, then they have a little summary above the story that tells you the same thing again.  Then they have the actual story that tells you once again what happened.

Actually I don't love it, I hate it.
 
2017-04-20 01:14:22 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 634x516]


The first rule of United Airlines is...
 
2017-04-20 01:28:41 AM  

Weatherkiss: AverageAmericanGuy: The guy showed a lot of restraint. He took her down and pinned her. I don't see him punching or kicking in the video.

The woman, on the other hand, is playing all kinds of dirty. She's pulling his shirt off, biting his leg, kicking him as he lets her up.

Don't fight girls. They don't understand anything but violence.

Guys fight to impress their friends and girls. Girls fight to win.


Are you two guys implying that you are honestly afraid of girls? For the white knighthood I'd presume?
 
2017-04-20 03:36:03 AM  

SMOIT!: Weatherkiss: AverageAmericanGuy: The guy showed a lot of restraint. He took her down and pinned her. I don't see him punching or kicking in the video.

The woman, on the other hand, is playing all kinds of dirty. She's pulling his shirt off, biting his leg, kicking him as he lets her up.

Don't fight girls. They don't understand anything but violence.

Guys fight to impress their friends and girls. Girls fight to win.

Are you two guys implying that you are honestly afraid of girls? For the white knighthood I'd presume?


Well, Ms. ITG, we know you are just as wimpy as those you deride. Otherwise, post a picture of you slapping a female to prove how butch you are.

/Bet you wouldn't dare
//ROIT!?
 
2017-04-20 06:50:13 AM  
I'm boarding a flight from Regina ( the city that rhymes with fun) to Toronto, and this couple is boarding ahead of me. She is complaining all the way on the flight that they are book on seats in different rows. "I can't believe they would do that, we're married? Why would they do that?" she says over and over again.  So I say " That's so the husband can have some peace on the flight."  She glares at me like she wants to kill me right there, the people around us all laugh and the guy sitting right below me says " Thanks , we were all thinking it but only you had the guts to say it."

/csb
 
2017-04-20 07:40:38 AM  

SMOIT!: Weatherkiss: AverageAmericanGuy: The guy showed a lot of restraint. He took her down and pinned her. I don't see him punching or kicking in the video.
The woman, on the other hand, is playing all kinds of dirty. She's pulling his shirt off, biting his leg, kicking him as he lets her up.

Don't fight girls. They don't understand anything but violence.

Guys fight to impress their friends and girls. Girls fight to win.

Are you two guys implying that you are honestly afraid of girls? For the white knighthood I'd presume?


A fit woman can hit hard enough to cause serious injury or maim if she picks her targets. (throat, eyes, knees, balls, etc) Women are not taught to avoid causing this sort of injury, but the opposite instead! The risk of injury causes the man to more defensive. Are you seriously claiming that you can't poke a guy hard enough in the eye to blind him, or that given enough free/cheap shots that you can't do it?

Socially, if the woman fails to control her hits or takes a deliberate cheap shot the guy is ridiculed for allowing it. If the guy harms the woman, or she cries from a 'normal fight' bruising hit or she simply gets emotional after not winning the guy is considered the bad guy. He loses either way, and risks injury. WTF would anyone sign up for that voluntarily?

Playful wrestling with a lover you trust is of course completely different.
 
2017-04-20 09:10:23 AM  

SMOIT!: Weatherkiss: AverageAmericanGuy: The guy showed a lot of restraint. He took her down and pinned her. I don't see him punching or kicking in the video.

The woman, on the other hand, is playing all kinds of dirty. She's pulling his shirt off, biting his leg, kicking him as he lets her up.

Don't fight girls. They don't understand anything but violence.

Guys fight to impress their friends and girls. Girls fight to win.

Are you two guys implying that you are honestly afraid of girls? For the white knighthood I'd presume?


Not a guy. Thanks for trying. :P
 
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