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(CNN)   Aaron Hernandez kills again. In related news, Belichick plans to ask for a supplemental draft pick   ( cnn.com) divider line
    More: News, Prison, Mr. Hernandez, Aaron Hernandez, Corrections, Massachusetts, Crime, Penology, Criminal justice  
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2017-04-19 07:40:13 AM  
Subby should get an extra 2d rd pick for headline
 
2017-04-19 07:40:42 AM  
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2017-04-19 07:41:50 AM  

RoughTrickNamedJim: Boobies!


NICE!
Tell us all about it.
 
2017-04-19 07:42:21 AM  
He should have done this before he started killing other people. Asshole
 
2017-04-19 07:42:44 AM  

strapp3r: [image.slidesharecdn.com image 638x479]


Toon soon?

Nah, I'm fine with it.
 
2017-04-19 07:42:47 AM  
From TFA: The Massachusetts State Police are investigating his death

I would expect we will get closure on this soon.
 
2017-04-19 07:43:53 AM  
I hear he's been picked up to play Tight End for another team... Can't remember which one, but I'm sure it wasn't the Saints.
 
2017-04-19 07:43:57 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: Subby should get an extra 2d rd pick for headline


There has been talk for years on Boston sports radio about Hernandez and "what if he gets out" scenarios.  So that's over.
 
2017-04-19 07:44:30 AM  
Really hung up over that murder charge.
 
2017-04-19 07:44:41 AM  
"NFL Brethren who obviously lost his way" - what a crock of shiat. He was a gang banger out of high school. He was a thug in Florida.

He never "lost his way" - he just never changed for the better.
 
2017-04-19 07:45:27 AM  
Lol. Bye bye, asshole. You threw your life away to be some degenerate gangbanger and left behind a wife and kid. Your family is better off without you.
 
2017-04-19 07:45:39 AM  
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2017-04-19 07:45:41 AM  
I am paging Grandmaster Flash for his prophetical words
 
2017-04-19 07:45:42 AM  
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2017-04-19 07:46:37 AM  
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2017-04-19 07:46:48 AM  

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You win one internets.
 
2017-04-19 07:47:00 AM  

LesserEvil: "NFL Brethren who obviously lost his way" - what a crock of shiat. He was a gang banger out of high school. He was a thug in Florida.

He never "lost his way" - he just never changed for the better.


So much this. Evolve or die, I've always said.
 
2017-04-19 07:47:05 AM  
Found beside him was the bill from his legal team.
 
2017-04-19 07:47:37 AM  
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2017-04-19 07:47:56 AM  
He got the tight end part right, just in a different context.
 
2017-04-19 07:48:39 AM  
I guess the verdict left Aaron deflated.
 
2017-04-19 07:48:49 AM  
I wonder why now? Did he think if he beat those other charges he'd get out?
 
2017-04-19 07:49:20 AM  
This is how you 'win' but fark up in the game of life:  Example 114:320
 
2017-04-19 07:49:40 AM  
Good. If only more scumbags would kill themselves in prison, or even before they go to prison, it would save us a lot of money.
 
2017-04-19 07:49:45 AM  
Convenient that he waited until his recent trial was over.
 
2017-04-19 07:49:57 AM  
Oh, darn.

Also,

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TIED
 
2017-04-19 07:50:30 AM  
You done messed up A-a-ron.
 
2017-04-19 07:50:46 AM  
If only more convicted murdering pieces of crap would join him
 
2017-04-19 07:51:04 AM  
I liked my headline better.

/Loose life, tight end.
 
2017-04-19 07:51:46 AM  

Private_Citizen: I hear he's been picked up to play Tight End for another team... Can't remember which one, but I'm sure it wasn't the Saints.


He'd rather die with the Sinners than play for the Saints.
 
2017-04-19 07:52:19 AM  
I feel bad for his daughter. What a life to grow up in.
 
2017-04-19 07:53:31 AM  
vonmatrices: Is that Corset porn? Now I have a new Victorian fetish bastard.
 
2017-04-19 07:53:35 AM  
and Roger Goodell fined James Harrison again
 
2017-04-19 07:55:02 AM  
... and nothing of value was lost.
 
2017-04-19 07:55:19 AM  
Bed sheet tied to a cell window. No way he broke his neck to hang "correctly." That is a slow, brutal and agonizing way to go out - long time to think about what you've done.
 
2017-04-19 07:55:26 AM  

Walker: Good. If only more scumbags would kill themselves in prison, or even before they go to prison, it would save us a lot of money.


and now his estate will sue the prison for allowing him to be in a position to kill himself while being mentally unstable.
 
2017-04-19 07:56:20 AM  
We can still pick him in fantasy football, right?
 
2017-04-19 07:57:16 AM  
He made his choices.
 
2017-04-19 07:58:42 AM  
Saw a comment this morning: He died like a true Patriot....cheating the system.
 
2017-04-19 08:00:32 AM  
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2017-04-19 08:00:58 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: Walker: Good. If only more scumbags would kill themselves in prison, or even before they go to prison, it would save us a lot of money.

and now his estate will sue the prison for allowing him to be in a position to kill himself while being mentally unstable.


And they don't deserve a dime.
They should toss Hernandez's carcass in the same hole as that Facebook killer and leave them both for the animals. fark them both.
 
2017-04-19 08:01:04 AM  

Northern: FloridaFarkTag: Subby should get an extra 2d rd pick for headline

There has been talk for years on Boston sports radio about Hernandez and "what if he gets out" scenarios.  So that's over.


To be fair, he's getting out at a much younger age than I imagined.

/Chargers will probably try to pick him up on free agency
 
2017-04-19 08:01:06 AM  

RolfBlitzer: We can still pick him in fantasy football, right?


Not sure, but Aaron Hernandez's Bedsheet is going to be the most popular Fantasy team name this year
 
2017-04-19 08:01:25 AM  

Private_Citizen: I hear he's been picked up to play Tight End for another team... Can't remember which one, but I'm sure it wasn't the Saints.


Baltimore?
 
2017-04-19 08:02:20 AM  
Huh, guess the old saying that no noose is good noose didn't apply here.
 
2017-04-19 08:04:53 AM  

LesserEvil: "NFL Brethren who obviously lost his way" - what a crock of shiat. He was a gang banger out of high school. He was a thug in Florida.

He never "lost his way" - he just never changed for the better.


I have some empathy for the way he was raised, and what kind of decisions, education, role models, and opportunities he had as a kid.   But at some point, you're correct, he never changed for the better.
 
2017-04-19 08:07:05 AM  
Wow.
 
2017-04-19 08:08:57 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: RolfBlitzer: We can still pick him in fantasy football, right?

Not sure, but Aaron Hernandez's Bedsheet is going to be the most popular Fantasy team name this year


That's my Dropkick Murphys cover band.
 
2017-04-19 08:09:21 AM  
I feel bad for him but I feel more bad for his victims.
 
2017-04-19 08:09:23 AM  
What about Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez?
 
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