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2017-04-19 04:13:20 AM  
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I'll just leave these here.
 
2017-04-19 04:20:55 AM  
+ 1 for studebaker hoch: [img.fark.net image 850x1265]

you have to be a brave man to post an image to this thread
 
2017-04-19 05:11:56 AM  
Meh, I'll bet she just got cited because her younger female companion didn't set off the metal detector.

Rules for exposing your breasts in a government building:
1. Be young.
2. Don't be 45.
3. Don't be saggy.

If you ladies could kindly follow the rules, we can all get along.
 
2017-04-19 07:53:11 AM  
" i thought this was the F.B.I.?
 
2017-04-19 07:54:49 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: If you ladies could kindly follow the rules, we can all get along.


vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net

/EIP
 
2017-04-19 07:55:54 AM  
Whar Frank Drebbin?  Whar??
 
2017-04-19 07:59:05 AM  
Well, boobs arw nice
 
2017-04-19 08:01:29 AM  
Well, I'm going to have to see said breasts before issuing a ruling.
 
2017-04-19 08:03:46 AM  
The White House?
 
2017-04-19 08:05:07 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2017-04-19 08:06:00 AM  

studebaker hoch: [img.fark.net image 850x1265]

I'll just leave these here.


Dammit!

16004-presscdn-0-50.pagely.netdna-cdn.com

This guy will put her in a burka.
 
2017-04-19 08:06:19 AM  
What a tit
 
2017-04-19 08:07:16 AM  
She flashed the wrong officer.
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2017-04-19 08:08:43 AM  
I'm going to guess that the deputy was female and jealous.
 
2017-04-19 08:10:42 AM  
TTIUWOP...
 
2017-04-19 08:18:10 AM  
The woman appeared frustrated at having to go back through and proceeded to lift up her shirt and then pull down her pants slightly to show she didn't have anything illegal on her.

If you have to flash your breasts by pulling down your pants, you may want to rethink the breast flashing.
 
2017-04-19 08:18:39 AM  
Jerk security boy is lyin'. He didn't see no breasts.
 
2017-04-19 08:19:19 AM  
Mournful
 
2017-04-19 08:20:26 AM  
This the same deputy dawg that was making it rain in the VIP room last night?
 
2017-04-19 08:21:27 AM  
45-year-old Saginaw woman....flashed her breasts at the deputies

Even the 25 year old dancers in the Saginaw Deja Vu have Spaniel ears, I can't imagine what these look like.
 
2017-04-19 08:27:41 AM  
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2017-04-19 08:33:46 AM  
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There are many women in their 40's who can pull that off, and still look spectacular
 
2017-04-19 08:38:13 AM  
I misread that as "45 year old Sagging woman." Made some sense.
 
2017-04-19 08:38:22 AM  
Had it been a man, would he have been so cited?
 
2017-04-19 08:46:16 AM  
Of all the deputies I know....and I know a lot of courthouse deputies.... boobies flash = lunch date invitation.
 
2017-04-19 08:54:29 AM  
Those must have been some damned ugly breasts.
 
2017-04-19 09:02:47 AM  
Done in one.
 
2017-04-19 09:11:59 AM  
Meh, better idea for building the government than anything the GOP has come up with.
 
2017-04-19 09:13:41 AM  
Was this the lady in question?
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 09:20:32 AM  

Lab Monkey: Was this the lady in question?
[img.fark.net image 520x342]


Mitch McConnell in drag?
 
2017-04-19 09:20:53 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 634x634]

There are many women in their 40's who can pull that off, and still look spectacular


I'll see 40s and raise you 51:

peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2017-04-19 09:22:07 AM  
Stupid and sexist law is stupid and sexist.
 
2017-04-19 09:48:39 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 634x634]

There are many women in their 40's who can pull that off, and still look spectacular

I'll see 40s and raise you 51:

[peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com image 600x600]


India Summer nods in approval.
 
2017-04-19 10:16:30 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: If you have to flash your breasts by pulling down your pants, you may want to rethink the breast flashing.


There's a People of Walmart picture out there...but I'll be good.

/and spare your lunch.
 
2017-04-19 10:24:06 AM  
Man I gotta get into politics.

/boobies thread!
 
2017-04-19 10:27:05 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-04-19 10:50:24 AM  

Mock26: Those must have been some damned ugly breasts.


68.media.tumblr.com
 
2017-04-19 10:57:03 AM  
I must work in the wrong farking government building.
 
2017-04-19 11:11:02 AM  
Is this some kind of bust?
 
2017-04-19 11:13:30 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 634x634]

There are many women in their 40's who can pull that off, and still look spectacular

I'll see 40s and raise you 51:

[peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com image 600x600]


She looks great for 91 !!
/math is hard.
 
2017-04-19 11:24:57 AM  

rebelyell2006: Lab Monkey: Was this the lady in question?
[img.fark.net image 520x342]

Mitch McConnell in drag?


Nope.  This person has a chin.
 
2017-04-19 11:35:18 AM  
The appropriate reaction to seeing a woman's breasts in a public place when you don't want to see them is to shrug and go on about your day.
 
2017-04-19 11:49:25 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: The appropriate reaction to seeing a woman's breasts in a public place when you don't want to see them is to shrug and go on about your day.


weknowmemes.com
//oblig...
 
2017-04-19 11:57:05 AM  

Vkingbanna: DjangoStonereaver: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 634x634]

There are many women in their 40's who can pull that off, and still look spectacular

I'll see 40s and raise you 51:

[peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com image 600x600]

She looks great for 91 !!
/math is hard.


If your math is hard for more than 4 hours.....

i.dailymail.co.uk

Stop staring at pictures of Elizabeth Hurley.
 
2017-04-19 12:00:07 PM  
Because the hoomin bah-dee is durr-dee.

For FSM sake, Americans.  Grow the fark up. There's no god to send you to HELL just because you looked at some bare titties.  It's not gonna scar anyone for life

/That's them thar good ole FAMBLY VALYERS.
 
2017-04-19 12:47:22 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Meh, I'll bet she just got cited because her younger female companion didn't require

an underwire bra to keep her boobies elevated

ftfy
 
2017-04-19 12:53:40 PM  

clodcomplex: Mournful


Sorry I read that as 'mouthful', carry on.
 
2017-04-19 02:01:05 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Because the hoomin bah-dee is durr-dee.

For FSM sake, Americans.  Grow the fark up. There's no god to send you to HELL just because you looked at some bare titties.  It's not gonna scar anyone for life

/That's them thar good ole FAMBLY VALYERS.


It's not that anyone would actually be scarred.  It's about keeping people controlled.

People get horny because they are biological creatures with an in-built drive towards reproduction.  This is natural and normal.  But if you include it along with other "sins" which only bad and weak people desire or experience, everyone will think themselves weak or bad, and will turn to you for redemption.

Now, the nice thing is that human knowledge has advanced to the point that this sort of brainwashing is more difficult, unless you start it early enough.  That's why the religious right are so hell-bent on including their religion in public education - if you don't indoctrinate a child to a religion before they know better, there's a greatly diminished chance later attempts will be successful.
 
2017-04-19 02:02:55 PM  
I thought the courts had already established that breast don't count as indecent exposure.  Or is that not true in every state?
 
2017-04-19 02:08:39 PM  
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