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(New York Daily News)   It was the cocaine. o_O   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Gigliotti, Arraignment, Illegal drug trade, English-language films, Gregorio Gigliotti, Plea, Drug addiction, Jury  
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2017-04-18 08:36:22 PM  
It's a hell of a drug.
 
2017-04-18 11:51:29 PM  
"You truly have my life in your hands and God's hands,"

He said while looking at both the judge and god.
 
2017-04-18 11:58:38 PM  
bravo subby
 
2017-04-18 11:58:57 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

Somebody isn't looking forward to jail.
/old joke is old.
 
2017-04-18 11:59:25 PM  
He sees what you did there.  And there.
 
2017-04-18 11:59:41 PM  
So the coke was a front for a pizza joint or what?
 
2017-04-19 12:01:06 AM  

Cpl.D: He sees what you did there.  And there.


lol
 
2017-04-19 12:01:47 AM  
o_O
 
2017-04-19 12:03:00 AM  
The best pizza places always have two salt shakers filled with toppings. One filled with crushed red pepper and one filled with cocaine.
 
2017-04-19 12:03:12 AM  
Dr Rockso wanted for questioning.
 
2017-04-19 12:03:25 AM  
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2017-04-19 12:03:40 AM  
A life sentence seems excessive.

/61+18=79
 
2017-04-19 12:04:36 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: o_O


Serves me right for not reading the headline.
 
2017-04-19 12:04:57 AM  
When I did cocaine it gave me the annoying "drip" in my throat and made me talk a lot.  Not my favorite drug.  It also costs a lot for what it does.  It also makes it hard to sleep and keeps mooching "bumpers" pestering you all night long.
 
2017-04-19 12:06:53 AM  
French Connection III ... starring Marty Feldman.
 
2017-04-19 12:07:17 AM  
Great together:

Bread and Butter

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Peanut Butter and Chocolate

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Pizza and Coke

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2017-04-19 12:07:19 AM  

Claude Ballse: [assets.nydailynews.com image 750x820]

Somebody isn't looking forward to jail.
/old joke is old.


Look at me when I'm talking to you!
 
2017-04-19 12:10:09 AM  

scottydoesntknow: "You truly have my life in your hands and God's hands,"

He said while looking at both the judge and god.


i.imgur.com
 
2017-04-19 12:10:37 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 12:11:00 AM  
If I kept a ledger of drug deals, it would be in  code:

Donnie - 10 lbs sugar, $20
Frank - 1 lb sugar, $ .50 cents
Zane - 5 lbs flour, $5

etc.
 
2017-04-19 12:11:33 AM  
I bet he didn't see that coming
 
2017-04-19 12:17:15 AM  
The judge said he wasnt some kind of fat cat drug dealer, but having connections and pushing 120 kiLos pretty much sums it up for me. I wonder what he got away with before he was under suspicion.

/should've kept  an eye out for the cops.
 
2017-04-19 12:20:10 AM  
Well, duh. People go to Chicago for pizza, not that cardboard with ketchup on it they serve in New York.
 
2017-04-19 12:20:29 AM  

Phelon Hardtimes: When I did cocaine it gave me the annoying "drip" in my throat and made me talk a lot.  Not my favorite drug.  It also costs a lot for what it does.  It also makes it hard to sleep and keeps mooching "bumpers" pestering you all night long.


imgflip.com
 
2017-04-19 12:20:33 AM  
It's pronounced "eye-gore"
 
2017-04-19 12:26:17 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2017-04-19 12:26:49 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: o_O


That took way too many posts, lol.
 
2017-04-19 12:29:37 AM  

lordargent: AverageAmericanGuy: o_O

That took way too many posts, lol.


It's in the headline. It could not have taken fewer posts.
 
2017-04-19 12:30:22 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-04-19 12:37:07 AM  

BadReligion: lordargent: AverageAmericanGuy: o_O

That took way too many posts, lol.

It's in the headline. It could not have taken fewer posts.


Maybe he didn't see it.
 
2017-04-19 12:38:00 AM  
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2017-04-19 12:38:18 AM  

secondpsych: BadReligion: lordargent: AverageAmericanGuy: o_O

That took way too many posts, lol.

It's in the headline. It could not have taken fewer posts.

Maybe he didn't see it.


Thank you for that.
 
2017-04-19 12:41:33 AM  

AeAe: If I kept a ledger of drug deals, it would be in  code:

Donnie - 10 lbs sugar, $20
Frank - 1 lb sugar, $ .50 cents
Zane - 5 lbs flour, $5

etc.


Why does Donnie pay four times more for sugar than Frank?  Does Frank have pictures of you banging ladyboys or something?
 
2017-04-19 12:45:13 AM  
Silversun Pickups - Lazy Eye
Youtube DYd57rkvnpQ


Never realized he was singing about his drug dealer...
 
2017-04-19 12:47:02 AM  

secondpsych: Phelon Hardtimes: When I did cocaine it gave me the annoying "drip" in my throat and made me talk a lot.  Not my favorite drug.  It also costs a lot for what it does.  It also makes it hard to sleep and keeps mooching "bumpers" pestering you all night long.

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Don't do that.  That exactly what all the bumpers look like.
 
2017-04-19 12:54:45 AM  
Dearie said he couldn't understand why Gigliotti had done legitimate work so hard for so long only to end up in front of him.

Maybe that is why? It isn't easy busting your butt for decades, and as you get older, you get tired.
Not saying it justifies running hundreds of kilos of blow, but... I sort of get it.
 
2017-04-19 01:06:50 AM  
Shades of OJ
 
2017-04-19 01:11:27 AM  
Legaleyes it!
 
2017-04-19 01:16:35 AM  
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2017-04-19 01:20:01 AM  

spamdog: [img.fark.net image 850x937]


Guy Fieri has really let himself go !
 
2017-04-19 01:21:37 AM  

Percise1: Dearie said he couldn't understand why Gigliotti had done legitimate work so hard for so long only to end up in front of him.

Maybe that is why? It isn't easy busting your butt for decades, and as you get older, you get tired.
Not saying it justifies running hundreds of kilos of blow, but... I sort of get it.


"Justifies"? Why the hell does he need justification? People want to get high. Get over it. Unless, of course, you believe that certain people (who aren't you, obviously) need a government to protect them from themselves.

/thread-appropriate eye-roll goes here
 
2017-04-19 01:28:24 AM  

Qatmandu: AeAe: If I kept a ledger of drug deals, it would be in  code:

Donnie - 10 lbs sugar, $20
Frank - 1 lb sugar, $ .50 cents
Zane - 5 lbs flour, $5

etc.

Why does Donnie pay four times more for sugar than Frank?  Does Frank have pictures of you banging ladyboys or something?


Donnie bought "sugar".
 
2017-04-19 01:28:29 AM  

Phelon Hardtimes: When I did cocaine it gave me the annoying "drip" in my throat and made me talk a lot.  Not my favorite drug.  It also costs a lot for what it does.  It also makes it hard to sleep and keeps mooching "bumpers" pestering you all night long.


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"The drip's the best part"
 
2017-04-19 02:14:23 AM  

Cpl.D: He sees what you did there.  And there.


LOLed.  And then cried.

/has a cracked rib.
 
2017-04-19 02:28:48 AM  

knbwhite: French Connection III ... starring Marty Feldman.


Speaking of Marty, someone did this:

Marty Feldman face morph- graves disease reversal
Youtube nxhhrVeRxlQ
 
2017-04-19 02:29:24 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 02:47:27 AM  

chewynathan: So the coke was a front for a pizza joint or what?


Or the other way around?
 
2017-04-19 03:08:05 AM  

Phelon Hardtimes: When I did cocaine it gave me the annoying "drip" in my throat and made me talk a lot.  Not my favorite drug.  It also costs a lot for what it does.  It also makes it hard to sleep and keeps mooching "bumpers" pestering you all night long.


You can almost always tell who isn't talking out their ass. You, you know things.

When I sold my company and retired, I had a whole lot of friends for a while. Lots of cuties, too. I got over it pretty quickly, however. I already have a hard time sleeping, coke didn't help that, not even a little.

Anyhow, the moochers are why you always seem to end up huddled around in a room, often a bathroom, and babbling to each other for hours. I have spent so much time in bathrooms. So much time...
 
2017-04-19 03:52:39 AM  
A bottle a red, A bottle of white,
perhaps of vial of cocaine instead?
I'll meet you anytime you want
at our drug dealin' restaurant.
 
2017-04-19 05:21:45 AM  
Was that wrong?  Should eye not have done that?
 
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