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(New Zealand Herald)   When a 70-year-old man gets a 30-year-old pregnant, where should she work? The Moonlight Bunny Ranch, obviously   ( nzherald.co.nz) divider line
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2017-04-18 11:45:47 PM  
Is she going to name the kid Thumper?
 
2017-04-18 11:50:21 PM  
Trump Tower?
 
2017-04-19 02:54:07 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 03:25:19 AM  
Sylvester Stalone begat his umpteenth son around his 90th birthday.
 
2017-04-19 03:25:44 AM  

doglover: Sylvester Stalone begat his umpteenth son around his 90th birthday.


Stalone's Dad, rather.
 
2017-04-19 06:40:12 AM  
I'm sure she is in 'medical school'.
 
2017-04-19 06:40:33 AM  
I've had sex with one pregnant woman (my ex-wife) and it was extraordinary.
 
2017-04-19 06:48:34 AM  
FTA: "Sleeping with multiple men when pregnant can make sex difficult and Summer is increasing her risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease which could be extremely dangerous for her unborn child."

yeah, as if doing that while not pregnant is not risky...
 
2017-04-19 06:53:08 AM  
Sleeping with multiple men when pregnant can make sex difficult and Summer is increasing her risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease which could be extremely dangerous for her unborn child.

However, the sex worker appears unconcerned and instead has even admitted that she hopes to fulfill some of her client's pregnancy fantasies.


Can I use the c-word? It feels like an appropriate time.
 
2017-04-19 07:07:52 AM  
"Sleeping with multiple men when pregnant can make sex difficult"

That actually sounds like sex being made easy.  I wouldn't say sex is difficult if I had multiple willing partners I could have sex with on demand.
 
2017-04-19 07:20:27 AM  

Next week's Tom Sawyer: Sleeping with multiple men when pregnant can make sex difficult and Summer is increasing her risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease which could be extremely dangerous for her unborn child.

However, the sex worker appears unconcerned and instead has even admitted that she hopes to fulfill some of her client's pregnancy fantasies.

Can I use the c-word? It feels like an appropriate time.


Crazy?  Cuckoo? Comical?  Help me out here.
 
2017-04-19 07:25:16 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Next week's Tom Sawyer: Sleeping with multiple men when pregnant can make sex difficult and Summer is increasing her risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease which could be extremely dangerous for her unborn child.

However, the sex worker appears unconcerned and instead has even admitted that she hopes to fulfill some of her client's pregnancy fantasies.

Can I use the c-word? It feels like an appropriate time.

Crazy?  Cuckoo? Comical?  Help me out here.


Cash?  Charge?
 
2017-04-19 07:27:54 AM  
That article was so many levels of weird, I don't even...
 
2017-04-19 07:35:23 AM  

Ambivalence: That article was so many levels of weird, I don't even...


This.  If this thread had a window, I'd jump.
 
2017-04-19 07:42:30 AM  
From the article:"Summer, who has four years left to finish her master's degree in forensic pathology"

Sounds like she is doing it wrong.  Most masters programs are 2 years or else she is trying to become a doctor to be a real Forensic Pathologist but sure she would of said that based on how much she thinks of herself.

I am guessing this is likely the same situation as when a stripper says they are in law school.
 
2017-04-19 07:43:30 AM  
Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about an unplanned pregnancy for a few months
 
2017-04-19 07:49:39 AM  
She sounds all sorts of stable.....
 
2017-04-19 08:05:43 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 08:13:10 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I've had sex with one pregnant woman (my ex-wife) and it was extraordinary.


Yeah we know.
 
2017-04-19 08:16:34 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I've had sex with one pregnant woman (my ex-wife) and it was extraordinary.


OMG, she was even better before she got pregnant.
 
2017-04-19 08:24:12 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Ambivalence: That article was so many levels of weird, I don't even...

This.  If this thread had a window, I'd jump.


i.imgur.com
 
2017-04-19 08:35:15 AM  
She sounds mentally stable
 
2017-04-19 08:40:02 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I've had sex with one pregnant woman (my ex-wife) and it was extraordinary.


replygif.net
 
2017-04-19 08:53:51 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I've had sex with one pregnant woman (my ex-wife) and it was extraordinary.


img.fark.net???
 
2017-04-19 08:55:34 AM  

Ambivalence: That article was so many levels of weird, I don't even...


I'm not sure I find it that weird.  She obviously likes her job well enough.  She must think that the precautions that are taken make an STD/STI low risk.  2nd trimester sex is perfectly fine.  On the fetish side, pregnancy fetish is fairly common and not really that weird.  Plus, for some women you can barely tell they are pregnant at 5 months.  If she is really still "on the job" at 8 months, then that becomes a bit odd, but I bet she'll stop.  Really, the 70 year old baby daddy is the stranger part of the story.
 
2017-04-19 08:57:56 AM  

Next week's Tom Sawyer: Sleeping with multiple men when pregnant can make sex difficult and Summer is increasing her risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease which could be extremely dangerous for her unborn child.

However, the sex worker appears unconcerned and instead has even admitted that she hopes to fulfill some of her client's pregnancy fantasies.

Can I use the c-word? It feels like an appropriate time.


Chlymidia? Capistrano?
 
2017-04-19 09:02:43 AM  
img.fark.net

For a hooker, she's not all that bad. Clicking the pic will take you to a NSF Fark pic (hand bra).
 
2017-04-19 09:17:37 AM  

Shirley Ujest: I'm sure she is in 'medical school'.


Later it says it's a master's degree in forensic pathology, which as one might imagine is NOT the same thing.
 
2017-04-19 09:21:24 AM  

killwhitey: From the article:"Summer, who has four years left to finish her master's degree in forensic pathology"

Sounds like she is doing it wrong.  Most masters programs are 2 years or else she is trying to become a doctor to be a real Forensic Pathologist but sure she would of said that based on how much she thinks of herself.

I am guessing this is likely the same situation as when a stripper says they are in law school.


Doing it part time.  Probably just one class a semester or something like that.

Many Master's programs are not very competitive to get into and will just take your money.  May very well be a for-profit and/or online university.  Remember, she hasn't actually finished the program.

/Heh-heh.  "Doing it."  Heh-heh.
 
2017-04-19 09:34:10 AM  
Glad she got her 2 minutes of fame.
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2017-04-19 09:40:30 AM  
"Sleeping with multiple men when pregnant can make sex difficult"
lolwut.jpg
 
2017-04-19 10:13:29 AM  

Next week's Tom Sawyer: Sleeping with multiple men when pregnant can make sex difficult and Summer is increasing her risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease which could be extremely dangerous for her unborn child.

However, the sex worker appears unconcerned and instead has even admitted that she hopes to fulfill some of her client's pregnancy fantasies.

Can I use the c-word? It feels like an appropriate time.


Which c word?
Catfish?
Cuckold?
Cuckoo?
 
2017-04-19 10:17:39 AM  

DoctorValiant: "Sleeping with multiple men when pregnant can make sex difficult"
lolwut.jpg


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 10:21:13 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I've had sex with one pregnant woman (my ex-wife) and it was extraordinary.


I've had sex with a couple pregnant ladies, including my wife. I've had friends who have had sex with their pregnant partners. Here's a couple of funny stories:

One time a guy and his gal are having fun. First baby, so she's a bit self-conscious because she's no longer 110lbs soaking wet. The belly is just starting to get really in the way. She finally let's go for a moment , really starts enjoying herself for the first time in a couple months, and promptly pees all over her man as she has an orgasm. Not a little bit of pee, nails digging into his shoulders, screaming orgasm, emptying her bladder. She promptly runs to the bathroom crying when she figures it out. Her man's response: the sheets wash, I don't care, I really want to finish!

Moral of the story: if you have an orgasm and pee on your man, he'll still want to finish ladies.

Another friend was at her doctor's office for a baby checkup three months along. The doctor says there's some issues he's worried about and the testing indicates they should severely curtail sexual activity for the duration of the pregnancy. She quickly asks: "Is anal still ok?" My friend (the dad) just about bust a gut at the look on the doc's face.
 
2017-04-19 10:43:09 AM  

inglixthemad: BarkingUnicorn: I've had sex with one pregnant woman (my ex-wife) and it was extraordinary.

I've had sex with a couple pregnant ladies, including my wife. I've had friends who have had sex with their pregnant partners. Here's a couple of funny stories:

One time a guy and his gal are having fun. First baby, so she's a bit self-conscious because she's no longer 110lbs soaking wet. The belly is just starting to get really in the way. She finally let's go for a moment , really starts enjoying herself for the first time in a couple months, and promptly pees all over her man as she has an orgasm. Not a little bit of pee, nails digging into his shoulders, screaming orgasm, emptying her bladder. She promptly runs to the bathroom crying when she figures it out. Her man's response: the sheets wash, I don't care, I really want to finish!

Moral of the story: if you have an orgasm and pee on your man, he'll still want to finish ladies.

Another friend was at her doctor's office for a baby checkup three months along. The doctor says there's some issues he's worried about and the testing indicates they should severely curtail sexual activity for the duration of the pregnancy. She quickly asks: "Is anal still ok?" My friend (the dad) just about bust a gut at the look on the doc's face.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 10:50:39 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I've had sex with one pregnant woman (my ex-wife) and it was extraordinary.


I farked a pregnant woman so hard, the fetus gave me head.
 
2017-04-19 10:51:10 AM  
Who formed babby y'all?
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 10:55:45 AM  

Fallout Zone: Really, the 70 year old baby daddy is the stranger part of the story.


70 year old "partner" (not boyfriend or husband) who apparently doesn't seem to mind the fact that she's a prostitute.  That was the weirdness for me.
 
2017-04-19 11:04:31 AM  

Next week's Tom Sawyer: Sleeping with multiple men when pregnant can make sex difficult and Summer is increasing her risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease which could be extremely dangerous for her unborn child.

However, the sex worker appears unconcerned and instead has even admitted that she hopes to fulfill some of her client's pregnancy fantasies.

Can I use the c-word? It feels like an appropriate time.


Cuckold?
 
2017-04-19 11:04:35 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I've had sex with one pregnant woman (my ex-wife) and it was extraordinary.


An old friend of mine was expecting her first. Her husband had been a veritable monk during the entire pregnancy, despite her working her bump like mad. At 9 months, she finally got him to play along... and went into labor the next day. During her second pregnancy, he was "aw, hell no!"
 
2017-04-19 11:18:56 AM  

Ambivalence: Fallout Zone: Really, the 70 year old baby daddy is the stranger part of the story.

70 year old "partner" (not boyfriend or husband) who apparently doesn't seem to mind the fact that she's a prostitute.  That was the weirdness for me.


Well.. 70 year olds don't have a lot of options when it comes to dating decent-looking 30 year olds. A bit of baggage comes with the territory.

Now would be weird if he was her stepfather or something like that.
 
2017-04-19 11:26:37 AM  

Prof. Frink: BarkingUnicorn: I've had sex with one pregnant woman (my ex-wife) and it was extraordinary.

I farked a pregnant woman so hard, the fetus gave me head.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 11:29:40 AM  

killwhitey: From the article:"Summer, who has four years left to finish her master's degree in forensic pathology"

Sounds like she is doing it wrong.  Most masters programs are 2 years or else she is trying to become a doctor to be a real Forensic Pathologist but sure she would of said that based on how much she thinks of herself.

I am guessing this is likely the same situation as when a stripper says they are in law school.


2 years **if you are doing it full time**.

inglixthemad: One time a guy and his gal are having fun. First baby, so she's a bit self-conscious because she's no longer 110lbs soaking wet. The belly is just starting to get really in the way. She finally let's go for a moment , really starts enjoying herself for the first time in a couple months, and promptly pees all over her man as she has an orgasm. Not a little bit of pee, nails digging into his shoulders, screaming orgasm, emptying her bladder. She promptly runs to the bathroom crying when she figures it out. Her man's response: the sheets wash, I don't care, I really want to finish!

Moral of the story: if you have an orgasm and pee on your man, he'll still want to finish ladies.


More of an issue is the mattress.  At that point the damage is done, though, why stop?

inglixthemad: Another friend was at her doctor's office for a baby checkup three months along. The doctor says there's some issues he's worried about and the testing indicates they should severely curtail sexual activity for the duration of the pregnancy. She quickly asks: "Is anal still ok?" My friend (the dad) just about bust a gut at the look on the doc's face.


That doesn't make much sense.  If you're not supposed to be poking around down there I wouldn't think using the other hole would help.
 
2017-04-19 11:36:30 AM  
Well good to know in about 30 years I might be able to get a lady pregnant, perfect time too since ill probably be dead before the kid starts school.
 
2017-04-19 11:37:38 AM  

Thudfark: Who formed babby y'all?
[img.fark.net image 620x310]


For some reason this guy popped in my head:
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-19 11:49:42 AM  

sithon: Next week's Tom Sawyer: Sleeping with multiple men when pregnant can make sex difficult and Summer is increasing her risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease which could be extremely dangerous for her unborn child.

However, the sex worker appears unconcerned and instead has even admitted that she hopes to fulfill some of her client's pregnancy fantasies.

Can I use the c-word? It feels like an appropriate time.

Which c word?
Catfish?
Cuckold?
Cuckoo?


Co-efficient? Coagulate?
 
2017-04-19 12:00:06 PM  

Loren: More of an issue is the mattress.  At that point the damage is done, though, why stop?


She was mortified, and add in the body conscious issues. Oh, the mattress wasn't a problem, they bought a mattress cover just in case her water broke while she was in bed.

Loren: That doesn't make much sense.  If you're not supposed to be poking around down there I wouldn't think using the other hole would help.


Apparently it does matter, because the doc said that would be ok. She was happy, as the thought of giving up sex for months wasn't exactly on her list of happy things.

Loren: killwhitey: From the article:"Summer, who has four years left to finish her master's degree in forensic pathology"

Sounds like she is doing it wrong.  Most masters programs are 2 years or else she is trying to become a doctor to be a real Forensic Pathologist but sure she would of said that based on how much she thinks of herself.

I am guessing this is likely the same situation as when a stripper says they are in law school.


2 years **if you are doing it full time**.


Phrasing?
 
2017-04-19 12:10:35 PM  

Ambivalence: Fallout Zone: Really, the 70 year old baby daddy is the stranger part of the story.

70 year old "partner" (not boyfriend or husband) who apparently doesn't seem to mind the fact that she's a prostitute.  That was the weirdness for me.


How old is the owner of 'the ranch' Dennis Hof?
 
2017-04-19 12:11:46 PM  

Fallout Zone: Ambivalence: That article was so many levels of weird, I don't even...

I'm not sure I find it that weird.  She obviously likes her job well enough.  She must think that the precautions that are taken make an STD/STI low risk.  2nd trimester sex is perfectly fine.  On the fetish side, pregnancy fetish is fairly common and not really that weird.  Plus, for some women you can barely tell they are pregnant at 5 months.  If she is really still "on the job" at 8 months, then that becomes a bit odd, but I bet she'll stop.  Really, the 70 year old baby daddy is the stranger part of the story.


Even stranger is her claiming to know he's the father.

Oh wait, it's a copy of a daily fail article so now I even question whether pregnancy exists, never mind.
 
2017-04-19 12:17:29 PM  

Ambivalence: Fallout Zone: Really, the 70 year old baby daddy is the stranger part of the story.

70 year old "partner" (not boyfriend or husband) who apparently doesn't seem to mind the fact that she's a prostitute.  That was the weirdness for me.


Social Security may get not be able to pay all the bills.
 
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