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2017-04-18 05:17:18 PM  
What the fark is it with this guy and the sexual harassment food fetishes?!?
 
2017-04-18 05:32:01 PM  
Later, Bill.
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2017-04-18 05:37:51 PM  
Bill doesn't smoke a cigarette after sex.  He pops a Tums.
 
2017-04-18 05:45:47 PM  
My first thought was that it's Fox News so she has to be blonde, but then I saw "clerical worker".
 
2017-04-18 05:49:45 PM  
Did he offer to put his marshmallow in?
 
2017-04-18 06:53:00 PM  
Did he ask her for more M-Fing iced tea?
 
2017-04-18 06:57:05 PM  

Diogenes: What the fark is it with this guy and the sexual harassment food fetishes?!?


Loofah sponges are edible?

What I find remarkable is how physically ugly he has become over time.  He wasn't a bad looking guy back in the Extra or ET or whatever days.  He's his own portrait of Dorian Gray.
 
2017-04-18 07:01:06 PM  

Far Cough: Diogenes: What the fark is it with this guy and the sexual harassment food fetishes?!?

Loofah sponges are edible?

What I find remarkable is how physically ugly he has become over time.  He wasn't a bad looking guy back in the Extra or ET or whatever days.  He's his own portrait of Dorian Gray.


Except he didn't know it was called a Loofah, he called it  a falafel....
 
2017-04-18 07:04:35 PM  
Charming.
 
2017-04-18 07:06:01 PM  

Scarlioni: Far Cough: Diogenes: What the fark is it with this guy and the sexual harassment food fetishes?!?

Loofah sponges are edible?

What I find remarkable is how physically ugly he has become over time.  He wasn't a bad looking guy back in the Extra or ET or whatever days.  He's his own portrait of Dorian Gray.

Except he didn't know it was called a Loofah, he called it  a falafel....


True true, fair enough sir.

/tahini sauce
 
2017-04-18 07:07:10 PM  
Oh, come on! First falafel (which is DELICIOUS and should not be sullied by association with this festering sore of an addlebrained asshole's utterances when The Lust overtakes him), and now hot chocolate?

m.popkey.co

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// not RingTFA out of protest
 
2017-04-18 07:08:36 PM  
Looks like Bill O may have more time to taste hot chocolate.

http://theweek.com/5things/693051/report-murdochs-leaning-toward-firi​n​g-bill-oreilly
 
2017-04-18 07:11:18 PM  
Why are all of the pickup lines used by conservative philanderers so incredibly lame?
 
2017-04-18 07:13:24 PM  
oooh, damn. "hot chocolate" is not really a working pickup line
you gotta be at a certain place with somebody before you can pull that one off.
 
2017-04-18 07:14:20 PM  
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2017-04-18 07:22:33 PM  
African-American Fox News clerical worker

Not the strongest attempt at anonymizing the victim...
 
2017-04-18 07:23:12 PM  

Scarlioni: Far Cough: Diogenes: What the fark is it with this guy and the sexual harassment food fetishes?!?

Loofah sponges are edible?

What I find remarkable is how physically ugly he has become over time.  He wasn't a bad looking guy back in the Extra or ET or whatever days.  He's his own portrait of Dorian Gray.

Except he didn't know it was called a Loofah, he called it  a falafel....


Why should he know words and what they mean?  It's not like he makes an exorbitantly ridiculous living using words.
 
2017-04-18 07:25:02 PM  
He called the department that had 4 black women in it his "Hot Cocoa Sampler".

// weak joke, I know.
 
2017-04-18 07:27:49 PM  

Aquapope: Scarlioni: Far Cough: Diogenes: What the fark is it with this guy and the sexual harassment food fetishes?!?

Loofah sponges are edible?

What I find remarkable is how physically ugly he has become over time.  He wasn't a bad looking guy back in the Extra or ET or whatever days.  He's his own portrait of Dorian Gray.

Except he didn't know it was called a Loofah, he called it  a falafel....

Why should he know words and what they mean?  It's not like he makes an exorbitantly ridiculous living using words.


Using good American words, not foreign words like 'loofah' or 'falafel' or 'harassment'.
 
2017-04-18 07:30:31 PM  

Theaetetus: Aquapope: Scarlioni: Far Cough: Diogenes: What the fark is it with this guy and the sexual harassment food fetishes?!?

Loofah sponges are edible?

What I find remarkable is how physically ugly he has become over time.  He wasn't a bad looking guy back in the Extra or ET or whatever days.  He's his own portrait of Dorian Gray.

Except he didn't know it was called a Loofah, he called it  a falafel....

Why should he know words and what they mean?  It's not like he makes an exorbitantly ridiculous living using words.

Using good American words, not foreign words like 'loofah' or 'falafel' or 'harassment'.


Can't explain that.
 
2017-04-18 07:31:19 PM  

Aquapope: He called the department that had 4 black women in it his "Hot Cocoa Sampler".

// weak joke, I know.


See?  Using words is harder than it looks.

:)
 
2017-04-18 07:33:22 PM  
Where you from, you sexy thing?
 
2017-04-18 07:36:15 PM  

Far Cough: Aquapope: He called the department that had 4 black women in it his "Hot Cocoa Sampler".

// weak joke, I know.

See?  Using words is harder than it looks.

:)

Unrelated Tangent Warning:
Since re-reading Stranger In A Strange Land, I've been using "Grok".  A surprising number of people grok what I'm saying.  And also a surprising number tell me "it's just a made-up word" as if all words aren't just made up.
 
2017-04-18 07:40:21 PM  
Does Bill Cosby like white chocolate?

I'm just asking questions.

/I'll see myself out
 
2017-04-18 07:40:59 PM  

moothemagiccow: African-American Fox News clerical worker

Not the strongest attempt at anonymizing the victim...


Let's call her Lisa S.  No, that's too obvious... let's say L. Simpson

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2017-04-18 07:51:23 PM  

anfrind: Why are all of the pickup lines used by conservative philanderers so incredibly lame?


You really don't need game when you have money. I thought this was a very old concept.
 
2017-04-18 08:17:45 PM  
Is that why he always has whipped cream on his lips?

Oh -- that's not whipped cream?

Um, well, okay then.
 
2017-04-18 08:21:01 PM  
Who doesn't like hot chocolate?  Hot chocolate thread?
 
2017-04-18 08:22:56 PM  

jaytkay: [img.fark.net image 600x515]


I just threw up a little in my mouth while reading that, which was somehow pleasant by comparison.
 
2017-04-18 08:24:22 PM  

Stile4aly: Where you from, you sexy thing?


Well, who can resist the Anglo-funk of their best work?  Every 1's  a winner!
Hot Chocolate - Every 1's a winner 1978
Youtube J-GkwIRbLw8
 
2017-04-18 08:33:33 PM  
Beat Happening "Hot Chocolate Boy" - Bohemia Afterdark
Youtube kamgf85aspQ
 
2017-04-18 08:39:27 PM  

carrion_luggage: Is that why he always has whipped cream on his lips?

Oh -- that's not whipped cream?

Um, well, okay then.


He looks like he has blown a seal
 
2017-04-18 08:39:40 PM  
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2017-04-18 08:42:32 PM  
Bill O'Reilly will be leaving Fox News to spend more time with his band, Sexual Chocolate.

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2017-04-18 08:43:05 PM  
O'Reilly believes in miracles...
 
2017-04-18 08:50:44 PM  

Aquapope: Far Cough: Aquapope: He called the department that had 4 black women in it his "Hot Cocoa Sampler".

// weak joke, I know.

See?  Using words is harder than it looks.

:)
Unrelated Tangent Warning:
Since re-reading Stranger In A Strange Land, I've been using "Grok".  A surprising number of people grok what I'm saying.  And also a surprising number tell me "it's just a made-up word" as if all words aren't just made up.


I had almost forgot that's not a real word.  I use it fairly often and I never really read the novel.  It's more cromulent than cromulent.
 
2017-04-18 09:43:21 PM  

skinink: Bill O'Reilly will be leaving Fox News to spend more time with his band, Sexual Chocolate.

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Even Randy Watson has more dignity than to hang out with that wife-beating shiat stain.
 
2017-04-18 10:03:33 PM  
But those Carl's Jr. commercials.Oh Lordy!!!
 
2017-04-18 10:42:52 PM  
I don't watch his show, but how is this newsworthy?  Admit it, you would have used "hot chocolate" to try and get an in with some hot coworker if you had thought of it.
 
2017-04-18 11:07:53 PM  

TearsofLys: I don't watch his show, but how is this newsworthy?  Admit it, you would have used "hot chocolate" to try and get an in with some hot coworker if you had thought of it.


No... you  might have, but I have actual class and charisma, and I wouldn't call a black woman "hot chocolate" unless I were already in an established sexual relationship with her, because it's a demeaning, belittling thing, especially when it comes from a coworker in a position of authority.

If your game includes calling women "hot chocolate" as part of a pick-up line, you're in for a lot of eye-rolling women knocking your trilby clean off your head.
 
2017-04-18 11:11:43 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: Who doesn't like hot chocolate?  Hot chocolate thread?


OK.
You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate [Lyrics]
Youtube 7-m9uG50mSw
 
2017-04-18 11:12:47 PM  

skinink: Bill O'Reilly will be leaving Fox News to spend more time with his band, Sexual Chocolate.

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WWF Mark Henry "Sexual Chocolate" Theme
Youtube L8FrLxgXAUY
 
2017-04-18 11:25:49 PM  
Bill goes in, disgusted women come out -- you can't explain that.
 
2017-04-18 11:35:24 PM  
I don't know who is *worse*...Bill O, or Ray Nagin?

/one's a jailbird
//the other should probably be in a cell
///I know...That's just my opinion, man.
 
2017-04-19 12:14:48 AM  
I've had 5 black girlfriends.  Man, they were all awesome in the sack.
 
2017-04-19 01:07:41 AM  
It was pointed out on another site that Billo has beaucoup bucks to his name and could hire a sex worker to give him his jollies.  That he does this to women in no position to refuse says worlds about what a horrible person he is.
 
2017-04-19 01:58:48 AM  

Billy Liar: Stile4aly: Where you from, you sexy thing?

Well, who can resist the Anglo-funk of their best work?  Every 1's  a winner!
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/J-GkwIRbLw8 - 480x360]


CalebWilliamson: Plant Rights Activist: Who doesn't like hot chocolate?  Hot chocolate thread?

OK.
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/7-m9uG50mSw - 480x360]


Dammit people.

The correct Hot Chocolate song for this story.
HOT CHOCOLATE - Brother Louie
Youtube wiM6hF1naXE
 
2017-04-19 09:59:26 AM  
Bull shiat -- just another attention whore wanting to jump on the bandwagon. According to TFA:  "He would always do this when no one else was around..."  So, where's the proof?
 
2017-04-19 10:18:56 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: So, where's the proof?


O'Reilly and FOX aren't handing out multi-million dollar checks for laughs.

Fox News, Bill O'Reilly have spent $13 million to settle harassment suitss
 
2017-04-19 10:28:04 AM  

JulieAzel626: Looks like Bill O may have more time to taste hot chocolate.

http://theweek.com/5things/693051/report-murdochs-leaning-toward-firin​g-bill-oreilly


They will just replace him with an even bigger a-hole, like Hannity.
 
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