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(The Local)   Attention: Fourteen animals have escaped the local petting zoo and roam the city. Please remain calm and stay inside. This is not a drill...or a Pixar movie   ( thelocal.de) divider line
    More: Scary, The Animals, 15-head search team, Andy Summers, zoo officials, rowdy deserters, dwarf bull, Police, Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood  
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2017-04-18 04:42:43 PM  
No, not Pixar.
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2017-04-18 04:44:41 PM  
Do not approach the petting zoo animals.  Do not pet the petting zoo animals.  Do not feed the petting zoo animals carrots or a handful of oats.
 
2017-04-18 09:44:50 PM  
Pixar has their newest hit for 2019 handed to them right here.
 
2017-04-18 09:46:09 PM  
GIS for "dwarf bull".

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2017-04-18 09:50:04 PM  
And when the zookeeper wasn't looking... Marvin slipped out
 
2017-04-18 09:50:25 PM  
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2017-04-18 09:53:01 PM  
Monty Python Llama Sketch
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2017-04-18 09:56:32 PM  
Security footage of the escape in progress...

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2017-04-18 09:57:01 PM  
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2017-04-18 09:57:05 PM  
The escaped from the Cologne petting zoo.

They must smell AMAZING.
 
2017-04-18 09:58:38 PM  
thanks Ollama
 
2017-04-18 10:00:30 PM  
Llama on the lloose is bbad nnews...
 
2017-04-18 10:01:14 PM  
Of course it's not Pixar. That's really more of a Dreamworks or Illumination Studio kind of plot.
 
2017-04-18 10:03:43 PM  
How did this earn the "scary" tag?  They're petting zoo animals, this is funny.
 
2017-04-18 10:04:56 PM  
On second thought...
EVERYONE OUTSIDE!
Everyone must start petting.
 
2017-04-18 10:07:27 PM  
The pets were relieved they weren't in Scotland.
 
2017-04-18 10:08:58 PM  
These animals are tired of being petted but never having a home.

Cast: nine sheep (the cast of Glee), two donkeys (any two Wayans), one llama (Madonna), a pony (Chris Pratt) and a dwarf bull (Danny DeVito)

Coming this summer: Fur-ever Friends!
 
2017-04-18 10:10:02 PM  
"The escapees included nine sheep, two donkeys, one llama, a pony and a dwarf bull."

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all of those animals.
 
2017-04-18 10:22:44 PM  

Spaceballer: "The escapees included nine sheep, two donkeys, one llama, a pony and a dwarf bull."

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all of those animals.


Or a barbecue..
 
2017-04-18 10:32:23 PM  
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We have top rodents on the case. Top. Rodents.
 
2017-04-18 10:50:53 PM  

KeithLM: How did this earn the "scary" tag?  They're petting zoo animals, this is funny.


This. Subtard must exist in a state of perpetual terror.
 
2017-04-18 10:58:22 PM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: KeithLM: How did this earn the "scary" tag?  They're petting zoo animals, this is funny.

This. Subtard must exist in a state of perpetual terror.


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Have you no empathy? Don't judge another man until you have walked in his shoes. Have you ever been in a petting zoo stampede??
 
2017-04-18 11:08:35 PM  
FTA: "And it was apparently every animal for itself as they all ran in different directions."

They must be doing it in very slow motion.
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2017-04-18 11:16:05 PM  
 
2017-04-18 11:23:45 PM  
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2017-04-18 11:44:00 PM  

That Guy...From That Show!: FTA: "And it was apparently every animal for itself as they all ran in different directions."

They must be doing it in very slow motion.
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Sheep are devious.  You have to watch them every minute.
 
2017-04-18 11:48:02 PM  
The last petting zoo I went to had some bunny rabbits, and some dwarf goats, and some lambs... and a male calf that outweighed all of them combined. This thing was easily 100 pounds.

A child would be feeding some animal his handful of food pellets. The calf would walk over and send the animal being fed flying with a nudge of his nose. Then he'd knock the kid on his ass with another nudge. Then he'd eat the food the kid dropped.

It was glorious. I watched this for a solid hour.
 
2017-04-18 11:52:05 PM  
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"Thanks kid, kinda busy right now"
 
2017-04-19 01:46:08 AM  
EVERY BODY PANI...Wait. Petting zoo? EVERYBODY TAKE CARROTS AND GO PET!

OH NO! THERE OVERWHELMING ME WITH CUTENESS! DON'T LOOK AT THEM!
 
2017-04-19 03:30:01 AM  

Spaceballer: "The escapees included nine sheep, two donkeys, one llama, a pony and a dwarf bull."

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all of those animals.


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2017-04-19 06:58:00 AM  
Achtung Llamas! is going to be my new band name.
 
2017-04-19 07:03:19 AM  

KeithLM: How did this earn the "scary" tag?  They're petting zoo animals, this is funny.


It was a heavy petting zoo.
 
2017-04-19 07:20:46 AM  

Surly U. Jest: KeithLM: How did this earn the "scary" tag?  They're petting zoo animals, this is funny.

It was a heavy petting zoo.


Weight's got nothing to do with it.
 
2017-04-19 07:41:08 AM  

Surly U. Jest: KeithLM: How did this earn the "scary" tag?  They're petting zoo animals, this is funny.

It was a heavy petting zoo.


Step away from the llama, sir. Keep your hands off that goat...Oh, that's not your hand.
 
2017-04-19 11:05:31 AM  
Well, it's not a Pixar movie YET.
 
2017-04-19 02:08:48 PM  

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Thanks to you baboons are loose in the city

Well isn't it the fault of the voters?

/One of my favorite lines from the movie.
 
2017-04-19 02:54:43 PM  
Any older Farkers remember this movie about a boy who gets a job as a part-time zookeeper, is given keys to the cages, and ends up letting all the animals out, when they rampage through the city?

One of my all time childhood favourites.

Zebra In The Kitchen (1965) Official Trailer - Animal Family Comedy Movie HD
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