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(Palm Beach Post)   Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit crashing into airport fences with Air Force One nearby   ( palmbeachpost.com) divider line
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4374 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2017 at 10:05 PM (40 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-04-18 09:28:47 PM  
It's weird he was able to get so close.
 
2017-04-18 10:20:14 PM  
He should have said he came from the future. Let me go cop or everything will be on you.
 
2017-04-18 10:25:37 PM  
Picked the wrong day to quit crashing into fence??  Subby makes no sense....

He quit crashing when he crashed.
 
2017-04-18 10:32:41 PM  
Why not just go home and wait for the cops and then act surprised that your,car is gone?
 
2017-04-18 10:32:52 PM  

loral: Picked the wrong day to quit crashing into fence??  Subby makes no sense....

He quit crashing when he crashed.


Looks like a failed attempt at an Airplane! movie quote. Subby should be grounded.
 
2017-04-18 10:36:43 PM  
Better luck next time, hombre.
 
2017-04-18 10:36:55 PM  
Right behind my usual bar. Fantastic. Thanks for the extra patrols, dick.
 
2017-04-18 10:41:16 PM  
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2017-04-18 10:42:34 PM  
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2017-04-18 10:51:26 PM  
"Arriving deputies found a woman still in the car and being treated by county Fire-Rescue paramedics. She identified Hewey-Garcia as the driver but didn't know where he was, the report said."

Ah, the ol' Ted Kennedy technique......

It good to see that some of the classics are still being honored.
 
2017-04-18 10:56:54 PM  

smunns: Why not just go home and wait for the cops and then act surprised that your,car is gone?


Because that would require a moment of logical thought, while he was drunk enough to drive into a ditch/hit a fence or whatever. That just wasn't going to happen...

I had a friend tell me some BS story like that once, he was coming back from a bar "with someone else driving his car" who then missed a corner, rolled the car into a field, and then just took off running never to be seen again.
Apparently that is what he told the cops as well. Seems he still lost his license for some reason.
No, I don't have anything to do with him anymore...
 
2017-04-18 11:03:42 PM  
To be fair, he was in the red zone and everyone knows there is no stopping in the red zone.
 
2017-04-18 11:11:20 PM  

That Guy...From That Show!: To be fair, he was in the red zone and everyone knows there is no stopping in the red zone.


Don't start with your red zone zone shiat again.
 
2017-04-18 11:13:16 PM  

That Guy...From That Show!: To be fair, he was in the red zone and everyone knows there is no stopping in the red zone.


The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is not stopping in the white zone.
 
2017-04-18 11:21:42 PM  

cyberspacedout: That Guy...From That Show!: To be fair, he was in the red zone and everyone knows there is no stopping in the red zone.

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is not stopping in the white zone.


We all know what this is about. He just wanted the woman in the car to get an abortion!
 
2017-04-18 11:22:17 PM  

loral: Picked the wrong day to quit crashing into fence??  Subby makes no sense....

He quit crashing when just after he crashed.

 
2017-04-18 11:26:43 PM  
Bryan E. Hewey-Garcia, 24, fled the crash site, then called in a fake carjacking

Oh, come on.  Really?  So in one moment we had the dumbest guy in America and the smartest guy in America just a few hundred feet away from each other?

/checks tension on line
//slowly reels in a few ticks
 
2017-04-18 11:47:52 PM  

Beerguy: Ah, the ol' Ted Kennedy technique......

It good to see that some of the classics are still being honored.


Hey, he's coming up on 12 year sober...credit where it's due
 
2017-04-18 11:53:42 PM  
(Nobody checkmy math on that one! Jokes aren't funny if you explain them!)
 
2017-04-18 11:57:16 PM  
Time for the self driving car .
 
2017-04-19 12:10:01 AM  
That's not how that joke works, subby.
 
2017-04-19 12:15:52 AM  
Why would Air Force One be at Palm Beach International Airport? Trump works in D.C. and he doesn't have time to play.
 
2017-04-19 12:20:44 AM  
It's not Air Force One if the president isn't on it.  They have a few planes to use, and the plane only gets that call sign when flying the president.  It's Air Force Two when vice-president is flying.  Although Air Force Cheeto works too.

/oblig pendant comment
//it was going to happen, I'll do it this time.
 
2017-04-19 12:48:24 AM  
That's going to be an awkward second date
 
2017-04-19 12:48:47 AM  

cyberspacedout: loral: Picked the wrong day to quit crashing into fence??  Subby makes no sense....

He quit crashing when he crashed.

Looks like a failed attempt at an Airplane! movie quote. Subby should be grounded.


Shirley.
 
2017-04-19 01:12:40 AM  
Fark you palm beach post with a rusty shovel for putting autoplay video in there and ruining a read...
 
2017-04-19 01:54:18 AM  

That Guy...From That Show!: To be fair, he was in the red zone and everyone knows there is no stopping in the red zone.


The red zone is for Cuba and Uncuba only.

/Trump* does resemble Coleman Francis
 
2017-04-19 01:58:27 AM  

smunns: Why not just go home and wait for the cops and then act surprised that your,car is gone?

Alcohol was involved. I got to see Air Force One pretty close once. I was a member of Golds Gym right by Stewart Air Force Base. Some of the crew even came to work out. I was driving paste the airport and there it was. It was amazing to see it nestled between some of the huge Air Force cargo plains. I would have pulled over to take a picture, but I was afraid that the Secret Service might pop out of no where and tackle me
 
2017-04-19 06:35:11 AM  

smunns: Why not just go home and wait for the cops and then act surprised that your,car is gone?


Know how I know you didn't read the article?
 
2017-04-19 08:04:15 AM  
2am, opposite side of the airport.   Yea, pretty sure there was no threat to cheeto face.   But the PBSO and the secret guys need that overtime.
 
2017-04-19 01:03:10 PM  

loral: Picked the wrong day to quit crashing into fence??  Subby makes no sense....

He quit crashing when he crashed.


He quit quitting crashing.
 
2017-04-19 01:56:29 PM  

cyberspacedout: Looks like a failed attempt at an Airplane! movie quote. Subby should be grounded.


Not completely failed. You got the reference.
 
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