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(Action News Jacksonville)   Man, 71, uses the old "Devil made me do it" defense after he's caught asking teen for sex (with mugshot)   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
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2017-04-18 01:55:26 PM  
Ha!  I named my penis "The Devil" too!
 
2017-04-18 02:08:30 PM  
So who's going to replace him as governor?
 
2017-04-18 02:11:55 PM  
He looks like Central Casting's idea of what a polygamous cult leader should look like:

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2017-04-18 02:16:35 PM  
Well... at least he wasn't a youth minister.
 
2017-04-18 02:17:01 PM  
Are we sure he isn't the devil?
 
2017-04-18 02:22:36 PM  
Regardless of who talks you into it, if you do the crime you do the time.
 
2017-04-18 02:30:47 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: He looks like Central Casting's idea of what a polygamous cult leader should look like:

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That right there?  That's some funny shiat.

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2017-04-18 03:08:29 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: He looks like Central Casting's idea of what a polygamous cult leader should look like:

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2017-04-18 03:09:54 PM  

Ambivalence: Regardless of who talks you into it, if you do the crime you do the time.


He must've never heard the phrase "14 will get ya ten".
 
2017-04-18 03:10:08 PM  
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2017-04-18 03:10:38 PM  
If you blame any sort of invisible being for your crime, does that mean his sentence is doubled?
 
2017-04-18 03:10:43 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2017-04-18 03:11:33 PM  

foo monkey: Ha!  I named my penis "The Devil" too!


Have you read The Decameron by Boccaccio lately? In particular, Dioneo's story on day 3?
Putting The Devil back in Hell, eh?
 
2017-04-18 03:12:47 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: He looks like Central Casting's idea of what a polygamous cult leader should look like:

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He kind of looks like one of the Mormon "prophets"
 
2017-04-18 03:13:23 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: [img.fark.net image 494x390]


/leaving satisfied
//I'm getting so old
///getting????
 
2017-04-18 03:13:39 PM  
He may be right.
 
2017-04-18 03:14:54 PM  
I'd rather the devil tempt old men than orchestrate genocides.
 
2017-04-18 03:16:47 PM  
10 years I jail for asking a 14 year old girl to have sex with him?  That's stiff.
 
2017-04-18 03:16:59 PM  
FTA: "He also sent her graphic photos of himself"

What was he thinking: "Money and a car aren't persuasive enough, I know, I'll send her nude pictures, I bet she'll do it for free after seeing my 70 years old body in all its glory."
 
2017-04-18 03:17:01 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: He looks like Central Casting's idea of what a polygamous cult leader should look like:

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Times be tough in Gloucester, matey.
 
2017-04-18 03:17:02 PM  
Timothy Taffe told the girl he would give her his BMW and leave her an inheritance if she had sex with him. He also sent her graphic photos of himself

"If the beamer and money aren't enough, then surely this picture of my old saggy balls will seal the deal!"
 
2017-04-18 03:17:31 PM  
That's the curse of being a human male. Even at the ripe old age of 71, the brain is still as horny as ever.
It truly is a damn curse.
 
2017-04-18 03:18:28 PM  
Had all the bases covered, give up the BMW and an inheritance...

Parents would never question where the hell she got it.
 
2017-04-18 03:19:06 PM  

talkertopc: FTA: "He also sent her graphic photos of himself"

What was he thinking: "Money and a car aren't persuasive enough, I know, I'll send her nude pictures, I bet she'll do it for free after seeing my 70 years old body in all its glory."


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 03:20:31 PM  

guestguy: Timothy Taffe told the girl he would give her his BMW and leave her an inheritance if she had sex with him. He also sent her graphic photos of himself

"If the beamer and money aren't enough, then surely this picture of my old saggy balls will seal the deal!"


They're probably bright blue because he uses 2000 Flushes. How festive!
 
2017-04-18 03:21:06 PM  
Did he claim insanity for his defense?
 
2017-04-18 03:23:08 PM  

eyeq360: foo monkey: Ha!  I named my penis "The Devil" too!

Have you read The Decameron by Boccaccio lately? In particular, Dioneo's story on day 3?
Putting The Devil back in Hell, eh?


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 03:23:53 PM  
"Timothy Taffe told the girl he would give her his BMW and leave her an inheritance if she had sex with him. He also sent her graphic photos of himself and gave her instructions on getting birth control pills. "

So he wanted to get married to her, what's the big deal here.
 
2017-04-18 03:24:22 PM  
now i have nothing to look forward to...
 
2017-04-18 03:24:51 PM  
Timothy Taffe?

Maybe he just wanted her to give him a pull.
 
2017-04-18 03:24:58 PM  

secondpsych: Ambivalence: Regardless of who talks you into it, if you do the crime you do the time.

He must've never heard the phrase "14 will get ya ten".


Somebody should've told him. That's dirt cheap.

/so wrong
 
2017-04-18 03:29:42 PM  
Daw, I just LOVE Satan!
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2017-04-18 03:29:51 PM  

talkertopc: FTA: "He also sent her graphic photos of himself"

What was he thinking: "Money and a car aren't persuasive enough, I know, I'll send her nude pictures, I bet she'll do it for free after seeing my 70 years old body in all its glory."


Funnied, but I'm guessing the FBI and parents were luring him in at that point to make sure he going upstate.
 
hej [TotalFark]
2017-04-18 03:30:11 PM  
Is 14 not legal in Florida?
 
2017-04-18 03:31:46 PM  
FARK... We've gone from "Free Candy" to a BMW and an inheritance in, what, twenty or thirty years? There's the effect of inflation right there. Speaking of inflation...Oh, never mind.
 
2017-04-18 03:36:12 PM  

hej: Is 14 not legal in Florida?


Only if they're cousins...
 
2017-04-18 03:36:37 PM  
That seems like a lot of work compared to finding porn on the internet and the biggest risk with internet porn is you have to reformat your computer.
 
2017-04-18 03:37:50 PM  

hej: Is 14 not legal in Florida?


Nope, 18 with a Romeo and Juliet  (>14 and <4 years age difference)
 
2017-04-18 03:38:46 PM  

cyberspacedout: secondpsych: Ambivalence: Regardless of who talks you into it, if you do the crime you do the time.

He must've never heard the phrase "14 will get ya ten".

Somebody should've told him. That's dirt cheap.

/so wrong


♪ It must've been love, but it's over now♪


/probably the must of 71 year old man
 
2017-04-18 03:40:13 PM  
He was just inviting her to a good old-fashioned Taffe pull.
 
2017-04-18 03:43:40 PM  
"They met at an Episcopal church where he volunteered as a greeter. "

How YOU doin'?
How YOU doin'?
How YOU doin'?
 
2017-04-18 03:45:03 PM  

guestguy: Timothy Taffe told the girl he would give her his BMW and leave her an inheritance if she had sex with him. He also sent her graphic photos of himself

"If the beamer and money aren't enough, then surely this picture of my old saggy balls will seal the deal!"


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 03:46:18 PM  
"Your honor, I plead insanity!"
"INSANITY!  How do you figure?"
"I'm just crazy about that young stuff!"
"Bailiff!  Whack his pee-pee!"
#Cheech-y-Chong  got it covered
 
2017-04-18 03:51:54 PM  

foo monkey: Ha!  I named my penis "The Devil" too!


That's almost a Boccaccio reference.
 
2017-04-18 03:52:36 PM  
after he's caught asking teen for sex

So, what's wrong wi...

a 14-year-old girl

OOhhhhhhh.
 
2017-04-18 03:53:38 PM  
did he get off?
 
2017-04-18 04:02:00 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: did he get off?


Jesus Christ man! There are a somethings you don't talk about in public!
 
2017-04-18 04:02:45 PM  
farking iPhone.
 
2017-04-18 04:04:01 PM  
he was born too late. a little over a century ago sleeping with ten year olds was totally cricket and he would be fine.
The government was forced to propose the Criminal Law Amendment Act 1885, which raised the age of consent to 16 and clamped down on prostitution. In the United States, as late as the 1880s most States set the minimum age at 10-12, (in Delaware it was 7 in 1895).

wow Delaware, just wow.
 
2017-04-18 04:04:28 PM  
Is she holding out for the Mercedes?
 
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