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(We Are Central PA)   There is a rabid ferret on the loose in Pennsyltucky   ( wearecentralpa.com) divider line
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2017-04-18 02:16:18 PM  
We're down to just one?

That's a relief.
 
2017-04-18 04:32:56 PM  
I would like to feed your fingertips to the ferrets
 
2017-04-18 04:41:11 PM  
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I think those three are spreading it intentionally now.
 
2017-04-18 05:29:33 PM  
So I assume Trump was visiting and there was a high wind?  s17.postimg.org
 
2017-04-18 06:16:46 PM  

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I think those three are spreading it intentionally now.


Nice marmot
 
2017-04-18 06:55:27 PM  
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2017-04-18 06:56:27 PM  
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Yeah... pretty sure that isn't a rabies vaccine


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2017-04-18 07:02:02 PM  
Have they checked the state house?  I hear it's rife with ferrets.
 
2017-04-18 07:03:45 PM  
Uh...to the submitter....it's Pennsytennarkatuckafloridah....or some such mash up of those states.....jus' sayin'...and ferrets are not pets, and should never be considered as such. Ever.
 
2017-04-18 07:07:03 PM  

Artist: Uh...to the submitter....it's Pennsytennarkatuckafloridah....or some such mash up of those states.....jus' sayin'...and ferrets are not pets, and should never be considered as such. Ever.


Friends of mine had a couple of ferrets, they were pretty cool. They both had differing personalities.
 
2017-04-18 07:09:03 PM  
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2017-04-18 07:11:00 PM  
Wanted for questioning...

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2017-04-18 07:17:01 PM  

maddan: Have they checked the state house?  I hear it's rife with ferrets.


Prometheus_Unbound: Wanted for questioning...

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Rep. Frank Burns
 
2017-04-18 07:17:46 PM  
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2017-04-18 07:23:44 PM  
If it gets to the Skook, it will be a rabid ferret on meth.
 
2017-04-18 07:26:42 PM  
When I owned them, I was told that ferrets got the "dumb" version of rabies vs. the aggressive manifestation in foxes, etc.

Will be curious to see the resolution.
 
2017-04-18 07:30:36 PM  
That poor woman.
 
OOF
2017-04-18 07:34:11 PM  
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2017-04-18 07:35:54 PM  

Snausages75: When I owned them, I was told that ferrets got the "dumb" version of rabies vs. the aggressive manifestation in foxes, etc.

Will be curious to see the resolution.


I always just made sure they were vaccinated.

Miss this little guy. (Died of adrenal disease, not rabies)

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2017-04-18 07:37:03 PM  
Better than a feral rabbit.

/okay, maybe not.
 
2017-04-18 07:49:44 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Artist: Uh...to the submitter....it's Pennsytennarkatuckafloridah....or some such mash up of those states.....jus' sayin'...and ferrets are not pets, and should never be considered as such. Ever.

Friends of mine had a couple of ferrets, they were pretty cool. They both had differing personalities.


They smell terrible, and everyone I knew who owned them were filthy people with disgusting houses. May have been a coincidence but...
 
2017-04-18 07:53:01 PM  
I am trying to explain why it is odd that a young Mennonite is with a guy who is all pierced in a black van and the drunken neighbor here in Vermont is telling me that Mennonites are all Jews.
 
2017-04-18 07:54:13 PM  

nuntcugget: Harry Wagstaff: Artist: Uh...to the submitter....it's Pennsytennarkatuckafloridah....or some such mash up of those states.....jus' sayin'...and ferrets are not pets, and should never be considered as such. Ever.

Friends of mine had a couple of ferrets, they were pretty cool. They both had differing personalities.

They smell terrible, and everyone I knew who owned them were filthy people with disgusting houses. May have been a coincidence but...


They probably didn't have their glands removed. My friend's ferrets smelled like whatever soap they used after a bath.

They were litter box trained and played fetch. Funny to watch them jump around and chatter waiting for you to throw their  toy.
 
2017-04-18 07:56:43 PM  

nuntcugget: Harry Wagstaff: Artist: Uh...to the submitter....it's Pennsytennarkatuckafloridah....or some such mash up of those states.....jus' sayin'...and ferrets are not pets, and should never be considered as such. Ever.

Friends of mine had a couple of ferrets, they were pretty cool. They both had differing personalities.

They smell terrible, and everyone I knew who owned them were filthy people with disgusting houses. May have been a coincidence but...


Same. I've had friends who had them and they're cute, but stinky. And yeah, while I hear they can be litter trained I've never known anyone with ferrets that didn't just poop and pee all over the place.
 
2017-04-18 08:17:20 PM  
A Mennonite girl hangs around with pierced dudes in black vans.
Yeah right.
 
2017-04-18 08:17:44 PM  
Now he is going on about how Jews can't be blonde so no way was that chick Mennonite
This guy votes.
He needs a DD to get to the polls, but he votes.
I can't wait to move back to central PA. I will fit right in.
 
2017-04-18 08:18:30 PM  

CoysOdie: A Mennonite girl hangs around with pierced dudes in black vans.
Yeah right.


Yeah, this don't add up.
She's in trouble now.
 
2017-04-18 08:27:58 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: They probably didn't have their glands removed.


Good. I hate when people modify their pets for their own convenience.
 
2017-04-18 08:30:37 PM  

Dragonflew: Harry Wagstaff: They probably didn't have their glands removed.

Good. I hate when people modify their pets for their own convenience.


So, do you hate when people spay or neuter their pets? De-scenting a ferret isn't like declawing a cat.
 
2017-04-18 08:36:07 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Dragonflew: Harry Wagstaff: They probably didn't have their glands removed.

Good. I hate when people modify their pets for their own convenience.

So, do you hate when people spay or neuter their pets? De-scenting a ferret isn't like declawing a cat.


Nope, because that is for the greater good of the pet population. Removing glands, ears, tails, claws, etc. is not necessary for the pet, it is for the convenience of the human. Don't want a stinky pet? There are plenty of animals without those stinky glands.
 
2017-04-18 10:37:24 PM  

Skyd1v: Snausages75: When I owned them, I was told that ferrets got the "dumb" version of rabies vs. the aggressive manifestation in foxes, etc.

Will be curious to see the resolution.

I always just made sure they were vaccinated.

Miss this little guy. (Died of adrenal disease, not rabies)

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Of course, I did as well. Had four at one point but between them getting so many cancers, the vet bills, and their way too short lives, I couldn't keep on. Sucks because they can be sweet and funny animals.
 
2017-04-18 11:21:47 PM  
Huh, weird.  I've been here in New Hampshire this whole time.
 
2017-04-18 11:33:03 PM  

Solty Dog: If it gets to the Skook, it will be a rabid ferret on meth.


You're not wrong.

/Skook resident
//I read and shiat, so I'm the weirdo here
///slashies come in 3s
 
2017-04-19 12:28:29 AM  
I just wanted to see if Pennsyltucky was a real place.  My father used to use that name.   He also said Pennsylvanians are the only ones who refer to their own state by the abbreviation.
 
2017-04-19 02:58:30 AM  

Micanope: I just wanted to see if Pennsyltucky was a real place.  My father used to use that name.   He also said Pennsylvanians are the only ones who refer to their own state by the abbreviation.


Pittsburgh in the west, Philly in the east, and Alabama down the middle. And yes, we tend to refer to the state as just PA.
 
2017-04-20 12:14:18 AM  
I grew up in Fulton county and know just which single lane bridge they are talking about.  It crosses the PA Turnpike.
 
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