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(Portland Press Herald)   Black bear hit by car. Warning: these bear pictures are a bit grisly. They're grisly bear pictures, get it? Do you get it? Grisly...bear pictures. Because he got hit by a car. Not grizzly. Grisly. That's the joke   ( pressherald.com) divider line
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2017-04-18 12:33:20 PM  
Okay, how did Rachel Maddow get a Fark account? Did Colbert tell her about the place?
 
2017-04-18 12:41:41 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Okay, how did Rachel Maddow get a Fark account? Did Colbert tell her about the place?



Was said bear masturbating?
 
2017-04-18 12:50:03 PM  
But did the car's axle need new bear-ings?
 
2017-04-18 12:58:26 PM  
imagizer.imageshack.us

Does the Grizzly Reaper have a lawnmower?
 
2017-04-18 01:03:08 PM  
I don't get it.
 
2017-04-18 02:02:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-04-18 02:22:36 PM  
That headline was unbearable.
 
2017-04-18 02:22:42 PM  
Look, I like a good pun as well as the next guy but why does a headline like this get a green?   Nevermind, I'm not sticking around in this thread for a reply.
 
2017-04-18 02:24:55 PM  

The Captain's Ghost: Look, I like a good pun as well as the next guy but why does a headline like this get a green?   Nevermind, I'm not sticking around in this thread for a reply.


*Bears repeating.Gif*
 
2017-04-18 02:25:00 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 02:25:14 PM  

blatz514: I don't get it.


Black bears aren't grizzlies (brown bears are), so I think it's supposed to be ironic.
 
2017-04-18 02:25:43 PM  

The Captain's Ghost: Look, I like a good pun as well as the next guy but why does a headline like this get a green?   Nevermind, I'm not sticking around in this thread for a reply.


Anyone know a good bearister? I think I need to pursue legal recourse for subby forcing that joke so hard.
 
2017-04-18 02:27:49 PM  
Subby needs to be euthanized. Or at least drugged and relocated somewhere without wifi. Maybe a forest.
 
2017-04-18 02:28:09 PM  

Evil Twin Skippy: That headline was unbearable.


very polar-izing
 
2017-04-18 02:28:39 PM  

skyotter: Black bears aren't grizzlies (brown bears are), so I think it's supposed to be ironic.


Guess we're not hipster enough.  Alas.
 
2017-04-18 02:29:13 PM  
Headline is bearly a joke.
 
2017-04-18 02:29:51 PM  
i.makeagif.com
 
2017-04-18 02:30:07 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 02:31:29 PM  
Its not funny... it was a black bear, subby.
 
2017-04-18 02:32:23 PM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 02:33:38 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Its not funny... it was a black bear, subby.


BBLM
 
2017-04-18 02:34:33 PM  

secondpsych: Subby needs to be euthanized. Or at least drugged and relocated somewhere without wifi. Maybe a forest.


Not drugged, dragged.
 
2017-04-18 02:34:42 PM  
Bear meat is a little gristly.
 
2017-04-18 02:35:05 PM  
Well, this bear was laid out by a Car(le).

goodmenproject.com
 
2017-04-18 02:36:06 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Its not funny... it was a black bear, subby.


Thank you. Subby should out him/her-self for being dumb. And unfunny.
 
2017-04-18 02:37:03 PM  
Begone with you headline

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 02:37:23 PM  

Evil Twin Skippy: That headline was unbearable.


Some people love puns, some hate them.  I think thread will be polarizing.
 
2017-04-18 02:37:38 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Its not funny... it was a black bear, subby.


i.imgflip.com
 
2017-04-18 02:37:44 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Evil Twin Skippy: That headline was unbearable.

very polar-izing


DAMMIT!!!
 
2017-04-18 02:39:33 PM  

jmr61: cowgirl toffee: Its not funny... it was a black bear, subby.

Thank you. Subby should out him/her-self for being dumb. And unfunny.


Probably too embearrased.
 
2017-04-18 02:40:04 PM  
Headline of the Week does not refer to how long it takes to read, let alone type.
 
2017-04-18 02:42:07 PM  
Yay! Bear claws for breakfast.
 
2017-04-18 02:43:56 PM  
What can I say? With a headline like this, you've just got to grin and bear it.
 
2017-04-18 02:45:03 PM  
Hey subs

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 02:52:05 PM  
black bear shiatting in the dead of night
 
2017-04-18 02:52:36 PM  
FTFA:  (Warning: The photo below is a bit grisly - no pun intended.)

Even the article beat Subby to the joke.

/...and it's from Maine
//Fargo East
///Bears repeating
 
2017-04-18 02:52:46 PM  

secondpsych: Subby needs to be euthanized. Or at least drugged and relocated somewhere without wifi. Maybe a forest.


But where will he crap?
 
2017-04-18 02:53:12 PM  
 
2017-04-18 02:54:04 PM  

Dragonflew: Dead for Tax Reasons: Evil Twin Skippy: That headline was unbearable.

very polar-izing

DAMMIT!!!


He beat you to it. But just bearly
 
2017-04-18 02:54:57 PM  

Mikeyworld: FTFA:  (Warning: The photo below is a bit grisly - no pun intended.)

Even the article beat Subby to the joke.

/...and it's from Maine
//Fargo East
///Bears repeating


I think subs was making fun of the article for using the joke while simultaneously using the joke as a joke, in jest.  And ingest now reminds me that the Czech is in the male, as the old joke goes.

/not subby
 
2017-04-18 02:55:13 PM  

secondpsych: cowgirl toffee: Its not funny... it was a black bear, subby.

BBLM


Everytime I see BLM, I think Dildos.

BBLM= BIG dildos
 
2017-04-18 02:56:10 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: secondpsych: Subby needs to be euthanized. Or at least drugged and relocated somewhere without wifi. Maybe a forest.

But where will he crap?


At the maul.
 
2017-04-18 02:58:59 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Its not funny... it was a black bear, subby.

[i.imgflip.com image 460x366]


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2017-04-18 03:24:19 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 03:28:45 PM  
static1.squarespace.com
 
2017-04-18 03:30:15 PM  

Texas Gabe: Bear meat is a little gristly.


Was looking for that. Dare we say traffic ground to a halt?
 
2017-04-18 03:43:47 PM  

pounddawg: Yay! Bear claws for breakfast.


img.fark.net

RAWR!!
 
2017-04-18 03:59:56 PM  

secondpsych: Subby needs to be euthanized. Or at least drugged and relocated somewhere without wifi. Maybe a forest.


if he poops there...will it make a sound?
 
2017-04-18 04:04:53 PM  

ghettodwarf: secondpsych: Subby needs to be euthanized. Or at least drugged and relocated somewhere without wifi. Maybe a forest.

if he poops there...will it make a sound?


Depends, will the Pope be there too?
 
2017-04-18 04:16:29 PM  

Quantumbunny: The Captain's Ghost: Look, I like a good pun as well as the next guy but why does a headline like this get a green?   Nevermind, I'm not sticking around in this thread for a reply.

Anyone know a good bearister? I think I need to pursue legal recourse for subby forcing that joke so hard.


I know one but he just makes good coffee.
 
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