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(The Local)   "How do you get to Berlin? Well, take a right at Wank Town, get on the Autobahn at Breast Town, take the Humping Hamlet exit and go right through Screwing Creek"   ( thelocal.de) divider line
    More: Giggity, Harz, town, tiny town, German language, famous German leather, current German translation, German means misery, unfortunately named villages  
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2017-04-18 01:36:18 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2017-04-18 02:42:30 PM  
When I was in Germany their exit signs made me giggle.

img.fark.net
/ass fart hehehe
 
2017-04-18 02:50:37 PM  
The Grand Tour already did this, ending up in the Austrian town of farking.
 
2017-04-18 03:41:53 PM  

FlashHarry: The Grand Tour already did this, ending up in the Austrian town of farking.


Top Gear did filming here, once:

i.imgur.com

/Damn right I'll drive carefully.
 
2017-04-18 04:25:28 PM  
img.fark.net

/oblig
 
2017-04-18 04:27:38 PM  
It's strange how place names change, how they acquire or lose bits over the ages.

A neighbouring village has the name 'Breedon on the hill' - and both 'Bree' and 'Don' mean hill, so the literal translation is 'Hill hill on the hill'.
 
2017-04-18 04:54:18 PM  

luckyeddie: It's strange how place names change, how they acquire or lose bits over the ages.

A neighbouring village has the name 'Breedon on the hill' - and both 'Bree' and 'Don' mean hill, so the literal translation is 'Hill hill on the hill'.


A lot of river names also translate into "river."
 
2017-04-18 04:57:36 PM  
We're on a road movie to Berlin

Road Movie To Berlin
Youtube dF7euO5RmqI
 
2017-04-18 05:02:12 PM  
My hovercraft is full of eels.
 
2017-04-18 05:07:34 PM  
Here in Wisconsin, originally settled by the French, surprisingly enough, we have a dam and lock referred to as Rapide Croche, which is supposed to be all Frenchly-pronounced as "Rah-pee-day Crosshh"

We all call it RAPID CROTCH.
 
2017-04-18 05:13:19 PM  

luckyeddie: It's strange how place names change, how they acquire or lose bits over the ages.

A neighbouring village has the name 'Breedon on the hill' - and both 'Bree' and 'Don' mean hill, so the literal translation is 'Hill hill on the hill'.


In three or four hundred years, it will be called Breedunondahil Hill.
 
2017-04-18 05:14:04 PM  
Kraftwerk- Autobahn
Youtube gChOifUJZMc
 
2017-04-18 05:16:12 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 05:17:07 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 05:19:54 PM  

fickenchucker: Here in Wisconsin, originally settled by the French, surprisingly enough, we have a dam and lock referred to as Rapide Croche, which is supposed to be all Frenchly-pronounced as "Rah-pee-day Crosshh"

We all call it RAPID CROTCH.


As you should.
 
2017-04-18 05:32:54 PM  
Beaver College in Beaver, PA, was an all-female school until 1971.  The became Arcadia University a few years back.
 
2017-04-18 05:40:15 PM  
at least they're not on the road to Rouen.

/yes I know it's a Supergrass album title.
 
2017-04-18 05:43:33 PM  
Ride the Metro?
 
2017-04-18 05:53:17 PM  
www.radiojai.com.ar

In Spain but presumably settled by Germans.
 
2017-04-18 05:56:34 PM  
dailypicksandflicks.com

/fark's official tour company
 
2017-04-18 06:07:01 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [i.ytimg.com image 850x637]


<shakes tiny fist>
 
2017-04-18 06:10:28 PM  
I usually take the bus....


uber humper: [dailypicksandflicks.com image 600x410]

/fark's official tour company


DAMMIT!

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2017-04-18 06:14:59 PM  
www.snopes.com
 
2017-04-18 06:18:47 PM  
When you go on a roadtrip, you have to stop at a shop called Dampfart
 
2017-04-18 06:33:23 PM  
In PA, along I-80, in the area of Blue Balls, there is a town called Scott Run, but at 2am when you're
driving to Cooper's Lake, "Scott Run" looks an awful lot like "Scrotum".
 
2017-04-18 06:46:50 PM  
I followed the directions but somehow I ended up on Mornington Crescent. Do I win?
 
2017-04-18 06:46:50 PM  

Matthew Keene: [www.snopes.com image 347x493]


Translation: "Please, not so fast!"
 
2017-04-18 07:01:56 PM  

cyberspacedout: Matthew Keene: [www.snopes.com image 347x493]

Translation: "Please, not so fast!"


Yeah, that was the part that made me lose it and forced me to explain what I was laughing about.
 
2017-04-18 07:12:13 PM  
Jackass Mianus
Youtube SSxUt6M8_Fk
 
2017-04-18 07:29:28 PM  

Dragonflew: I followed the directions but somehow I ended up on Mornington Crescent. Do I win?


I think you'll find that you're in violation of the invert Cockfosters rule.

Nice attempt, however.
 
2017-04-18 07:37:09 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 07:57:13 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: In PA, along I-80, in the area of Blue Balls, there is a town called Scott Run, but at 2am when you're
driving to Cooper's Lake, "Scott Run" looks an awful lot like "Scrotum".


How do you forget about Intercourse just to the south?
 
2017-04-18 08:02:22 PM  
c1.staticflickr.com

I once bought a hat from a skate shop on Whip Ma Whop Ma Gate.

True story.
 
2017-04-18 09:02:39 PM  

iron de havilland: [c1.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

I once bought a hat from a skate shop on Whip Ma Whop Ma Gate.

True story.


What was it's address? 0.25 Whip Ma Whop Ma Gate
 
2017-04-18 09:08:25 PM  

uber humper: iron de havilland: [c1.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

I once bought a hat from a skate shop on Whip Ma Whop Ma Gate.

True story.

What was it's address? 0.25 Whip Ma Whop Ma Gate


Naw, it was 2/6 Whip Ma Whop Ma Gate.

Common error, they always get folk looking for next door.
 
jvl [BareFark]
2017-04-18 10:26:23 PM  
Oh those crazy Germans.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go plan my vacation to the Grand Tetons.
 
2017-04-18 10:37:38 PM  
There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.
 
2017-04-18 10:54:45 PM  

Jixa: There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.


yeah, well, I have a huge kiełbasa
 
2017-04-18 11:19:34 PM  

uber humper: Jixa: There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.

yeah, well, I have a huge kiełbasa


How about summer sausage?

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 11:54:29 PM  
 
2017-04-19 12:19:49 AM  

cyberspacedout: uber humper: Jixa: There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.

yeah, well, I have a huge kiełbasa

How about summer sausage?

[img.fark.net image 424x180]


I'm surprised there aren't more Beerfest references around here. I probably seen 5 since I've been here, including previous incarnations.
 
2017-04-19 12:23:36 AM  

Swampmaster: biatche, France anyone!!!

Beautiful old castle/fortress there.
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g1067645-d2281852-Review​s-Citadel_of_biatche-biatche_Moselle_Grand_Est.html
Plus French army base.


How interesting.  You're link got p0wned by the filter, yet it went to the correct page. Apparently the filter changes the display text but not the target. hmmm, there has to be something to game out of that
 
2017-04-19 02:57:08 AM  

uber humper: cyberspacedout: uber humper: Jixa: There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.

yeah, well, I have a huge kiełbasa

How about summer sausage?

[img.fark.net image 424x180]

I'm surprised there aren't more Beerfest references around here. I probably seen 5 since I've been here, including previous incarnations.


I've made one or two. You see more Super Troopers references; that one has lots more quotable scenes.
 
2017-04-19 06:01:34 PM  
Takin' the skin boat to Tuna Town.
 
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