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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)   Words you like to hear while walking along greenway: Peaceful, serene, pleasant. Words you don't like to hear while walking along greenway: Snake mating ball   ( wbtv.com) divider line
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2017-04-18 08:07:43 AM  
Who says I'd not want to see that?? One year we were hiking with the kids, trail cut along the hillside, so we were face to face with the ground, (if I'm making myself clear). And it was the day the garter sneks came out of hibernation. Garter sneks are a foot to 18 inches long, striped little fellows, and there were Hundreds of them, crawling over each other, sunning themselves after a long time in their dens, they were friggen adorable.
 
2017-04-18 08:16:28 AM  
I don't know, that sounds pretty fascinating to watch, honestly.

When I was a kid my mom sent me to stay with a friend of hers while she went on a trip.  They'd had some kind of BBQ the night before and had left a chicken leg out on the grill, about 3 feet away from the glass patio door.  It was covered in hornets.  As a kid I was deathly afraid of the yellow/black/stripey bugs but even I was able to appreciate the spectacle from behind the safety of a glass door.
 
2017-04-18 08:24:54 AM  
It's called a lek, subby.  Look it up.
 
2017-04-18 08:28:44 AM  
I'd think a snake would prefer to mate with another snake.
 
2017-04-18 08:31:41 AM  
I'd prefer that, Subby. That way I know the snakes are doing something else and cannot come after me.

When I lived in the far east, there were local stories about how if you killed the male, the vengeful female would come track you down and murder you for ruining her fun.
 
2017-04-18 08:34:17 AM  
68.media.tumblr.com
 
2017-04-18 08:36:28 AM  
I'd be more interested in a snake mating call.
 
2017-04-18 08:38:15 AM  
Speak for yourself, subby.
 
2017-04-18 08:38:39 AM  
It's Spring Gobbler season here in VA. Ahhhh the early morning screams of the snake-fearful hunter discovering a mating ball of Black Racers on a sunlit trail.
 
2017-04-18 08:43:27 AM  
I'd be fascinated.
I like snakes and am happy to find them in the garden - ring necks especially.
I'd be less thrilled with a python or cottonmouth but it'd still be interesting.

Better a snake mating ball than litter.
 
2017-04-18 08:48:48 AM  
Some appropriate video. Won't embed. @$%# copyright police.
 
2017-04-18 08:48:49 AM  
The fark is a greenway?
 
2017-04-18 08:50:49 AM  

Type random string here: It's called a lek, subby.  Look it up.


Yup. A lek of snek.
 
2017-04-18 08:53:35 AM  
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2017-04-18 08:55:10 AM  
Fark snakes.
 
2017-04-18 08:55:39 AM  

Non Sequitur Man: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 460x920]


Why not centimeters?
 
2017-04-18 09:00:53 AM  
If snakes just in a ball of love scares you, then you definitely don't want to see this:
media.giphy.com
 
2017-04-18 09:04:57 AM  
It means the greenway is serving it's purpose.
 
2017-04-18 09:09:38 AM  
 
2017-04-18 09:17:35 AM  
It's only quiet, peaceful and serene until this guy wakes up:
vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2017-04-18 09:22:07 AM  

UNC_Samurai: chitownmike: The fark is a greenway?

http://charmeck.org/mecklenburg/county/ParkandRec/Greenways/Pages/defa​ult.aspx?NotFoundURL=http://www.charmeck.org/greenways&Referrer=https:​//www.google.com/


So, a park. Just call it a farking park!
 
2017-04-18 09:22:17 AM  

DOCTORD000M: It's only quiet, peaceful and serene until this guy wakes up:
[vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x153]

You beat me to it, you glorious bastard.

 
2017-04-18 09:23:46 AM  
Pretty sure the modern term is "Trump Cabinet Meeting".
 
2017-04-18 09:35:36 AM  
Nope.nope.nope.
 
2017-04-18 09:38:34 AM  
North Carolina

The proper procedure would have been to separate the snakes by the sex on their birth certificates.
 
2017-04-18 09:40:31 AM  

chitownmike: UNC_Samurai: chitownmike: The fark is a greenway?

http://charmeck.org/mecklenburg/county/ParkandRec/Greenways/Pages/defa​ult.aspx?NotFoundURL=http://www.charmeck.org/greenways&Referrer=https:​//www.google.com/

So, a park. Just call it a farking park!


Municipalities and urban planners tend to categorize greenways separately from parks because of management and function.  The main purpose of a greenway is to provide avenues of transportation and movement while practicing conservation.  Parks tend to be destinations, people go to a park to use a playground, a ball field, a set of picnic tables.  Thus the facility requirements are significantly different.
 
2017-04-18 09:56:52 AM  
Snake orgy in public!
 
2017-04-18 10:14:55 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: If snakes just in a ball of love scares you, then you definitely don't want to see this:
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What level of hell does that occur in.  Can't stand snakes, spiders I don't care, but keep the snakes away.
 
2017-04-18 10:21:37 AM  
House Slytherin is getting out of control again...
 
2017-04-18 10:33:10 AM  

largedon: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: If snakes just in a ball of love scares you, then you definitely don't want to see this:
[media.giphy.com image 350x210]

What level of hell does that occur in.  Can't stand snakes, spiders I don't care, but keep the snakes away.


I hear you, except I'm the opposite. Can look at sneks all day, don't even open spider story links.

Once saw a teeny tiny baby rattlesnake and he was so scared and I swear I could hear his tiny snapping jaws as he was lunging at me. He was the smaller around than a pencil and not as long. It was adorable.
 
2017-04-18 10:36:33 AM  
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2017-04-18 10:42:16 AM  

largedon: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: If snakes just in a ball of love scares you, then you definitely don't want to see this:
[media.giphy.com image 350x210]

What level of hell does that occur in.  Can't stand snakes, spiders I don't care, but keep the snakes away.


SE Asia, so hopefully you don't have to worry.
 
2017-04-18 11:00:45 AM  
Words you like to hear while walking along greenway:

WTF is walking along greenway?  ESL?
 
2017-04-18 11:35:29 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 11:59:58 AM  

MBooda: North Carolina

The proper procedure would have been to separate the snakes by the sex on their birth certificates.


If they are mating they've already got the whole thing figured out
 
2017-04-18 12:14:29 PM  

trappedspirit: MBooda: North Carolina

The proper procedure would have been to separate the snakes by the sex on their birth certificates.

If they are mating they've already got the whole thing figured out


Know how I know you've never been in a mating ball orgy?
 
2017-04-18 12:23:29 PM  
I don't judge them.
 
2017-04-18 12:30:19 PM  

MBooda: trappedspirit: MBooda: North Carolina

The proper procedure would have been to separate the snakes by the sex on their birth certificates.

If they are mating they've already got the whole thing figured out

Know how I know you've never been in a mating ball orgy?


The ones I've been too didn't need any instruction manuals.  Don't want to hear about your experiences
 
2017-04-18 12:49:48 PM  
Post snek memes
 
2017-04-18 01:00:46 PM  

Type random string here: It's called a lek, subby.  Look it up.


I think kimwim calls it a "snek lek".

/The magic of spontaneous poetry
 
2017-04-18 01:19:33 PM  

NoahBuddy: Type random string here: It's called a lek, subby.  Look it up.

I think kimwim calls it a "snek lek".

/The magic of spontaneous poetry


And when we're there, it's a "snek lek peek"
 
2017-04-18 01:35:47 PM  

kimwim: NoahBuddy: Type random string here: It's called a lek, subby.  Look it up.

I think kimwim calls it a "snek lek".

/The magic of spontaneous poetry

And when we're there, it's a "snek lek peek"


I can't give it away on 7th Avenue. This town's been wearing tatters.
 
2017-04-18 01:46:33 PM  

MBooda: kimwim: NoahBuddy: Type random string here: It's called a lek, subby.  Look it up.

I think kimwim calls it a "snek lek".

/The magic of spontaneous poetry

And when we're there, it's a "snek lek peek"

I can't give it away on 7th Avenue. This town's been wearing tatters.


Work and work for love and sex
Ain't you hungry for success, success, success, success
Does it matter?
 
2017-04-18 01:50:04 PM  
medias.photodeck.com

media.breitbart.com
 
2017-04-18 01:51:03 PM  

kimwim: MBooda: kimwim: NoahBuddy: Type random string here: It's called a lek, subby.  Look it up.

I think kimwim calls it a "snek lek".

/The magic of spontaneous poetry

And when we're there, it's a "snek lek peek"

I can't give it away on 7th Avenue. This town's been wearing tatters.

Work and work for love and sex
Ain't you hungry for success, success, success, success
Does it matter?


Shadoobie.
 
2017-04-18 01:54:20 PM  

dstanley: kimwim: MBooda: kimwim: NoahBuddy: Type random string here: It's called a lek, subby.  Look it up.

I think kimwim calls it a "snek lek".

/The magic of spontaneous poetry

And when we're there, it's a "snek lek peek"

I can't give it away on 7th Avenue. This town's been wearing tatters.

Work and work for love and sex
Ain't you hungry for success, success, success, success
Does it matter?

Shadoobie.


Does anyone have a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head?

/i needs it
 
2017-04-18 02:03:37 PM  

suid: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 225x225]


Asps. Very dangerous. You go first!
 
2017-04-18 02:14:35 PM  

dstanley: Shadoobie.

My friends they come around they
Flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter
Pile it up, pile it high on the platter
 
2017-04-18 02:17:35 PM  
Were they trying to stop illegal immigrants coming from the future?
 
2017-04-18 03:47:08 PM  
A big no-holes-found orgy
 
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