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(Patheos)   "Bunnies don't poop eggs"   ( patheos.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Easter, Easter Egg hunts, Easter egg, Large Hadron Collider, Rabbit, bizarre performance art, Easter bunnies, Easter Bunny  
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4609 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2017 at 8:50 AM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-04-18 08:19:57 AM  
But they do poop M&Ms.
 
2017-04-18 08:22:18 AM  
Of course not, they poop jelly beans.
 
2017-04-18 08:22:34 AM  
It takes a lot of faith, and vaseline, to get a bunny to poop eggs.
 
2017-04-18 08:31:25 AM  
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Only chocolate crucifixes for her kids.
 
2017-04-18 08:44:26 AM  
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2017-04-18 08:52:59 AM  
Not with that attitude.
 
2017-04-18 08:53:19 AM  
Maybe not your bunny.
 
2017-04-18 08:53:47 AM  
Tubby custard is made from rabbits.
 
2017-04-18 08:55:01 AM  

johnsoninca: [img.fark.net image 300x225]
Only chocolate crucifixes for her kids.


Tom Waits approves of your Chocolate Jesus.
 
2017-04-18 08:58:01 AM  
Ah yes, the faith that reveres a murder weapon.

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2017-04-18 08:59:47 AM  
Bunnies pooping eggs is just a parable! It was never meant to be taken literally!
 
2017-04-18 09:00:46 AM  
So glad my Church drove those Fundy Idiots out by being open to the LGBT community.  Really happy they have a large sign facing the Baptist church across the street that has a gay pride flag in the background and says "Everybody Welcome"
 
2017-04-18 09:04:22 AM  
Back when my sis and I were little, my mom was trying to use the Easter bunny to impress my sis into behaving better.  Mom told her that if she was bad, the bunny would poop all over her bed.  Easter morning arrives, and my sis doesn't say a word about the bunny poop not happening.  We get to church, and as the minister welcomes us and ask my sis if she's having a good morning, my sis yells, "It's a great morning, the Easter bunny didn't poop on me!".

This year, my mom texted me a "Happy Easter."  I replied, "So far, no bunny poop."
 
2017-04-18 09:05:07 AM  
They don't dress up in Drag and defeat Tasmanian devils either. Yet here we are
 
2017-04-18 09:05:31 AM  
They do pick up field mice and bopping on the head. Bunnies are basically bastards
 
2017-04-18 09:05:48 AM  
I have it on good authority that the Easter Bunny shiats crème filled Cadbury eggs.
 
2017-04-18 09:09:01 AM  
There are Christian denominations that do not worship the Cross.  There are Christian denominations that are actually moral.  There are Christian denominations that won't even vote because they don't want to tie their immortal souls to that of a politician.

And then there are Evangelicals.  Their religion is a painfully obvious scam.  Check out this infographic:

doctore0.files.wordpress.com

That literally happened.  Well, actually, it was far uglier than that.  Haggard likes to smoke meth and fellate male prostitutes.  And the Evangelicals know that he does.  They're OK with it.  Apparently they just want to kill other homosexuals.  Their own homosexuals get leadership positions.
 
2017-04-18 09:09:39 AM  
That's correct, subby. They oviposit.
 
2017-04-18 09:10:09 AM  
Ah, Christian Street theater.

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Everyone knows Easter Bunnies poop jelly beans
 
2017-04-18 09:10:40 AM  
It's almost like mentally ill people will sometimes do crazy stuff.  Who knew?
 
2017-04-18 09:11:49 AM  
Bunnies do eat the vegetables in my garden now. Which means more bunnies which then leads to Bald Eagles nesting in our neighborhood period which is pretty cool.  cooler than bunnies that poop eggs
 
2017-04-18 09:12:34 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It's almost like mentally ill people will sometimes do crazy stuff.  Who knew?


Dude, please stop trying to blame mental illness (which almost never means "crazy" in any sense of the word) for stupid traditions and/or religious beliefs.
 
2017-04-18 09:15:35 AM  
Bunnies don't poop eggs.

/ this message brought to by someone who believes that people can walk on water and come back from the dead
 
2017-04-18 09:16:07 AM  
Almost Everybody Poops.
 
2017-04-18 09:16:11 AM  
I don't think it's the people celebrating Easter with bunnies and eggs who are the ones most likely to be taking their mythological holiday symbols as accurate representations of reality.  It's like a pro wrestling fan lecturing someone playing Mortal Kombat about the fights not being real.
 
2017-04-18 09:22:31 AM  
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2017-04-18 09:23:02 AM  

CowardlyLion: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It's almost like mentally ill people will sometimes do crazy stuff.  Who knew?

Dude, please stop trying to blame mental illness (which almost never means "crazy" in any sense of the word) for stupid traditions and/or religious beliefs.


If you have a minute, catch a couple of videos of her.  There's even a link to one on that page.  The woman is not stable.
 
2017-04-18 09:23:28 AM  

gunsmack: Bunnies don't poop eggs.

/ this message brought to by someone who believes that people can walk on water and come back from the dead


beforeitsnews.com
 
2017-04-18 09:28:39 AM  

Chris Ween: Bunnies do eat the vegetables in my garden now. Which means more bunnies which then leads to Bald Eagles nesting in our neighborhood period which is pretty cool.  cooler than bunnies that poop eggs


And sometimes the eagles take the bunnies up flying with them because they're nice like that

Bunnies can fly...proof
Youtube IxFfxTZA6ao


/ And the bunny squeals in joy
 
2017-04-18 09:31:20 AM  

gunsmack: Bunnies don't poop eggs.

/ this message brought to by someone who believes that people can walk on water and come back from the dead


I came back from the dead.
 
2017-04-18 09:32:12 AM  
That was followed by some bizarre performance art involving the Devil keeping her in chains, a litany of personal information no one asked to hear, and

she's into some kink right there.
 
2017-04-18 09:33:55 AM  
Is this the same lady from awhile ago who was a couple sentences from getting laid out by the school principal? It sounds like her, but crazy is pretty generic.
 
2017-04-18 09:35:36 AM  

Ambivalence: But they do poop M&Ms.


I don't know how to tell you this...But...
 
2017-04-18 09:38:40 AM  
The Easter Bunny definitely poops chocolate eggs, among other things.  We can debate if the Easter Bunny exists, but there is no debate over whether he poops chocolate eggs.  Yummy chocolate eggs.
 
2017-04-18 09:40:40 AM  
Jim Gaffigan-Easter
Youtube f_dNzZwfCiU

Also, Zombie Jesus eats eggs, so another reason to hide them.
 
2017-04-18 09:40:59 AM  
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2017-04-18 09:41:34 AM  
Paul in 1 Corinthians 14:34.  "Women should remain silent in the church"
and now we know that this was written just for her...
 
2017-04-18 09:43:42 AM  
I guess the writer never saw that Sasha Grey video.
 
2017-04-18 09:44:41 AM  
Yet.
 
2017-04-18 09:46:53 AM  

WTP 2: Paul in 1 Corinthians 14:34.  "Women should remain silent in the church"
and now we know that this was written just for her...


Dammit! Now I need a new keyboard...

Oh well, I'll just hop on down to my IT department, for the 4th time this month, thanks to this site...
 
2017-04-18 09:57:22 AM  
Of course they can poop eggs. You just have to squeeze them harder.
 
2017-04-18 09:59:58 AM  
Also Jewish zombies don't get up and walk around after three days but we're letting that one pass, aren't we?
 
2017-04-18 10:00:39 AM  

Chris Ween: gunsmack: Bunnies don't poop eggs.

/ this message brought to by someone who believes that people can walk on water and come back from the dead

I came back from the dead.


How was the show?
 
2017-04-18 10:09:05 AM  
"Bunnies don't poop eggs"

And crucified Jews don't come back from the dead. What's your point?
 
2017-04-18 10:09:12 AM  

CowardlyLion: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It's almost like mentally ill people will sometimes do crazy stuff.  Who knew?

Dude, please stop trying to blame mental illness (which almost never means "crazy" in any sense of the word) for stupid traditions and/or religious beliefs.


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2017-04-18 10:10:45 AM  

Deep Contact: gunsmack: Bunnies don't poop eggs.

/ this message brought to by someone who believes that people can walk on water and come back from the dead

[Link][beforeitsnews.com image 640x352]


i.ytimg.com
 
2017-04-18 10:15:29 AM  

johnsoninca: [img.fark.net image 300x225]
Only chocolate crucifixes for her kids.


Those would really hurt the bunny's butt!
 
2017-04-18 10:19:04 AM  

gunsmack: / this message brought to by someone who believes that people can walk on water and come back from the dead


Walking on water isn't so difficult:
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2017-04-18 10:19:33 AM  
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2017-04-18 10:20:35 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: CowardlyLion: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It's almost like mentally ill people will sometimes do crazy stuff.  Who knew?

Dude, please stop trying to blame mental illness (which almost never means "crazy" in any sense of the word) for stupid traditions and/or religious beliefs.

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Greek mythology FTW!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son
 
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