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(Yahoo)   April the giraffe's live birth is the second most live-viewed channel in YouTube's history. Better luck next time, pilgrim   ( yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Animal Adventure Park, male baby giraffe, wild giraffe conservation, New York, live watch time, live views, owner Jordan Patch, English Channel  
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2017-04-18 09:58:56 AM  
It didn't beat out "guy getting hit in balls"?
 
2017-04-18 10:24:58 AM  

UberDave: It didn't beat out "guy getting hit in balls"?


Trauma To The Groin
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2017-04-18 11:38:52 AM  
The giraffe birth was neat, but personally I like the videos on YouTube of guinea pigs giving birth. Reminds me of when my brothers had guinea pigs.
 
2017-04-18 05:48:35 PM  
I bet I could garner that kind of viewership giving birth to a food baby.
 
2017-04-18 05:50:56 PM  
That's because giraffes are awesome.
 
2017-04-18 05:52:33 PM  
Giraffe heard asking "Who do I gotta kill to hit #1?"
 
2017-04-18 05:54:32 PM  
But did it beat the Chocolate Rain guy?
 
2017-04-18 05:57:15 PM  
HEY INTERNET, COME WAIT 2 MONTHS TO WATCH A GIRAFFE SH*T OUT A LITTLE GIRAFFE,.
 
2017-04-18 05:57:20 PM  
"Who is number 1?"
"You are number 6."
 
2017-04-18 05:58:13 PM  
Who does number 2 work for!!!????
 
2017-04-18 05:58:22 PM  

kdawg7736: The giraffe birth was neat, but personally I like the videos on YouTube of guinea pigs giving birth. Reminds me of when my brothers had guinea pigs.


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2017-04-18 06:08:53 PM  

Thrash Master Flash: HEY INTERNET, COME WAIT 2 MONTHS TO WATCH A GIRAFFE SH*T OUT A LITTLE GIRAFFE,.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 06:22:29 PM  
What do they do?
Put a big pillow under the mother?
 
2017-04-18 06:23:51 PM  

kdawg7736: The giraffe birth was neat, but personally I like the videos on YouTube of guinea pigs giving birth. Reminds me of when my brothers had guinea pigs.


If your brother gave birth to ginnea pigs, that would make #1
 
2017-04-18 06:38:58 PM  
Christ, fark that channel.  No matter how many god damn times I'd click not interested / don't show me recommendations from this channel, it would keep reappearing on my recommendation screen.
 
2017-04-18 06:46:29 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Christ, fark that channel.  No matter how many god damn times I'd click not interested / don't show me recommendations from this channel, it would keep reappearing on my recommendation screen.


Good, KSDK will stop using their big red BREAKING NEWS banner for links to the livestream.
 
2017-04-18 06:48:28 PM  
I spent March waiting for April
 
2017-04-18 07:09:08 PM  
So what video is number 1?
 
2017-04-18 07:12:11 PM  

bratface: So what video is number 1?


That Poppy?
 
2017-04-18 07:18:17 PM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: Good, KSDK will stop using their big red BREAKING NEWS banner for links to the livestream.


I really wish Youtube would allow you a blanket "no live stream" option for your recommendations.
 
2017-04-18 07:18:34 PM  

bratface: So what video is number 1?


The conception video.

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2017-04-18 07:39:21 PM  

Salmon: bratface: So what video is number 1?

That Poppy?


??????
 
2017-04-18 07:59:44 PM  
I'd have spent less time watching it if I knew there would be two hours between "look, there's a hoof" and *thud*, but there are worse ways to spend my time than looking at an uncomfortable giraffe on the internet.
 
2017-04-18 08:30:20 PM  
What was #1? Was it the traffic cam in Jackson Hole?

red truck!!
 
2017-04-18 08:51:29 PM  

The Conclusion is Obvious


If you want to be a Youtube star, just give birth to a giraffe. Other wise, stick to having kittens like everybody else.
 
2017-04-18 09:57:09 PM  
You just know hundreds of pervs were fapping away watching the birth.
 
2017-04-19 12:16:13 AM  
pics.onsizzle.com
 
2017-04-19 03:24:10 PM  
"The not-yet-named male baby giraffe was running around with its mother within..." Giraffy McGiffface?
 
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