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(UPI)   Look out drug-sniffing police dogs, Arizona has just sworn in their first drug-sniffing lizard   ( upi.com) divider line
    More: Fake, Avondale Police Department, Arizona police department, Chief Dale Nannenga, pilot program, certain illicit drugs, pilot program drug, United Press International, Iroh  
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2017-04-18 09:58:15 AM  
i.imgflip.com
 
2017-04-18 10:25:10 AM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2017-04-18 11:35:20 AM  
I've got nothing except that this is the best damn image I'm going to see on the Internet all day!

scontent.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2017-04-18 11:58:35 AM  
The cops search anything he sticks his tongue out at.  So pretty much just like the dogs.
 
2017-04-18 12:22:45 PM  
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2017-04-18 12:32:00 PM  
That's just what we need: more cold-blooded police
 
2017-04-18 12:39:58 PM  
All these lizards look pretty much alike.  If someone swapped him out, how would anyone know?
 
2017-04-18 12:42:17 PM  
It's been done.


www.classicdriver.com
 
2017-04-18 12:52:47 PM  
img.memesuper.com
 
2017-04-18 12:54:48 PM  
Does he give false positives using signals only his handler can "interpret"?

Yes?

Well, that lizard had a bright future in law enforcement.
 
2017-04-18 12:56:09 PM  

rightylefty: I've got nothing except that this is the best damn image I'm going to see on the Internet all day!

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He looks like he is about to smack it. "Shoo! Get off my GED!"
 
2017-04-18 12:57:36 PM  
Where are they gonna stick the badge?

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2017-04-18 12:59:23 PM  

dittybopper: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Came to post that.  Leaving in the back of a station wagon with my tail hanging out.
 
2017-04-18 12:59:50 PM  
Iguana, Iguana, Iguana
It's a green and scaly reptile
It will bust you with a smile
 
2017-04-18 01:02:52 PM  
Bearded Dragon of the West?

static3.comicvine.com
 
2017-04-18 01:03:45 PM  
So, the police are getting high now. That's nice.
 
2017-04-18 01:04:26 PM  
Gives a whole new meaning to this classic.

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2017-04-18 01:05:52 PM  

theflatline: Gives a whole new meaning to this classic.

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"My best friend's a junkie. What does your best friend do?"
 
2017-04-18 01:09:14 PM  
That lizard is out of his Depp
 
2017-04-18 01:17:15 PM  
Didn't we already talk about this the other day?
 
2017-04-18 01:19:22 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: [i.imgflip.com image 500x506]


You missed the obvious joke where Sessions is the lizard.
 
2017-04-18 01:20:07 PM  

gameshowhost: [img.fark.net image 850x992]


I would follow him into battle.
 
2017-04-18 01:29:26 PM  
Numerous Nice Dreams references....

Not disappointed in this thread at all.
 
2017-04-18 01:33:16 PM  

seriously.though: Didn't we already talk about this the other day?


Yes.
 
2017-04-18 01:33:25 PM  

gameshowhost: [img.fark.net image 850x992]


Bearded, not caped.
 
2017-04-18 01:35:36 PM  

Minerva8918: seriously.though: Didn't we already talk about this the other day?

Yes.


9553681
 
2017-04-18 01:41:06 PM  

rightylefty: theflatline: Gives a whole new meaning to this classic.

[img.fark.net image 225x225]

"My best friend's a junkie. What does your best friend do?"


Autograph- My Girlfriend's Boyfriend Isn't Me
Youtube piKu7-pNci4


Someone else.
 
2017-04-18 01:48:37 PM  

gameshowhost: [img.fark.net image 850x992]


Holy crap, I did not expect bloodninja to look so skinny and wrinkly.
 
2017-04-18 01:52:38 PM  
Meh.  There are drug-snorting lizards all over Florida.
 
2017-04-18 02:10:09 PM  

blatz514: Where are they gonna stick the badge?

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...on the belt they'll turn the lizard into the first time he fails to find any drugs.
 
2017-04-18 02:14:47 PM  
That lizard's tasted a lot of drugs.
 
2017-04-18 02:15:03 PM  
drug-sniffing lizard closeup.

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2017-04-18 02:15:20 PM  
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2017-04-18 02:17:06 PM  
As absurd as this may be, if it's accurate in discovering drugs, can't be coereced to give a false alarms like a dog can, then I'm okay with this.....

/barely
//why can't they be bothered with warrants if they're so sure?
///just end the was against drugs already
 
2017-04-18 02:20:28 PM  
I'm not worried.  I hear that the cops around here suffer pretty regularly from reptile dysfunction.
 
2017-04-18 02:22:04 PM  
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise..

Did I mention the lizard?
 
2017-04-18 02:26:32 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 02:45:55 PM  
Aaaand we're done in 1 and 2.  Thread over.
 
2017-04-18 02:51:47 PM  
"We are here to search for drugs."
"Why do you have a lizard?"
"This is a dog, son. How high are you?"
 
2017-04-18 03:02:33 PM  
Ahh, the 4th amendment. We hardly knew ye.
 
2017-04-18 03:08:23 PM  

H31N0US: Ahh, the 4th amendment. We hardly knew ye.


Hey, we've got one of those "literal interpretation of the Constitution" nut cases over here.
 
2017-04-18 03:14:08 PM  

HumanSVD: ///just end the was against drugs already


I don't know, man.
 
2017-04-18 03:19:46 PM  
NOT the first. The original drug-sniffing lizard died in 1971.

/RIP Lizard King
 
2017-04-18 03:36:38 PM  

SansNeural: HumanSVD: ///just end the was against drugs already

I don't know, man.


It's already too late for some of them.
 
2017-04-18 03:37:48 PM  

studebaker hoch: H31N0US: Ahh, the 4th amendment. We hardly knew ye.

Hey, we've got one of those "literal interpretation of the Constitution" nut cases over here.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-18 03:54:30 PM  

SansNeural: HumanSVD: ///just end the was against drugs already

I don't know, man.


You see my reason for it. Let the drugs flow through you!
 
2017-04-18 03:55:00 PM  

studebaker hoch: SansNeural: HumanSVD: ///just end the was against drugs already

I don't know, man.

It's already too late for some of them.


My sister is Becky.
 
2017-04-18 05:18:09 PM  
Dogs are worst than flipping a coin so a lizard couldn't be much worse.

/war on drugs is actually a war on freedom
 
2017-04-18 05:30:44 PM  
Because the best time for an April Fool's Day prank is two weeks later.
 
2017-04-18 07:39:08 PM  

studebaker hoch: H31N0US: Ahh, the 4th amendment. We hardly knew ye.

Hey, we've got one of those "literal interpretation of the Constitution" nut cases over here.


Not really. I find it insulting that some dog / lizard whisperer can search my car because the animal "indicated". Just do away with the charade. In Penn Station, if they want to look in my computer bag, I have to let them. I like it better that way. No pussy dicking around with "probable cause".

My real problem is with the war on drugs. But that's another discussion.
 
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