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(TreeHugger)   You may call it a miracle whip, but one university powers its buildings using 1,250 gallons of mayonnaise   ( treehugger.com) divider line
    More: Strange, services sustainability officer, MSU Food Stores, Michigan State University, Sustainability Officer Cole, local food bank, Anaerobic digestion, Sustainability officer Carla, anaerobic digester  
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7363 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2017 at 10:50 AM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-04-18 09:13:14 AM  
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Anaerobic digester?
 
2017-04-18 09:49:19 AM  
Cool Whip.
 
2017-04-18 10:03:43 AM  
I'm assuming it's Duke's University.
 
2017-04-18 10:15:37 AM  
Miracle Whip? More like Miracle Nay-nay.

/Not a mayo fan.
 
2017-04-18 10:28:49 AM  
Pleased:

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2017-04-18 10:51:02 AM  
Miracle Whip ain't mayo. Let's get that straight right now.

Also, this is now an official White People thread.

/mayo
//mayoooooo
 
2017-04-18 10:54:16 AM  
Where's the Mayo-vs-Miracle whip crowd?

I'll take the first shot, courtesy of The Oatmeal.

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2017-04-18 10:54:30 AM  
If it had happened in the South there would have been an outbreak of mayo wrestling tournaments
 
2017-04-18 10:58:36 AM  
Great. Now I want a fried bologna sammich
/with onions
//mayo
///Southerner
 
2017-04-18 10:59:08 AM  

BalugaJoe: Cool HWhip.

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ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-04-18 10:59:46 AM  
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2017-04-18 11:01:40 AM  
Part of the Mayo Clinic, I presume?

/try the veal
 
2017-04-18 11:04:40 AM  
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2017-04-18 11:09:28 AM  
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2017-04-18 11:09:34 AM  
"Mayonnaise was getting all over, some carpet was getting smeared and we all had dress clothes on," said Residential and Hospitality Services Sustainability officer Carla Iansiti. "This was not anticipated at all."

I'll bet it got all over you, didn't it. And that little tramp Melissa laughed when she saw how the mayo got in your hair and on your skin so you flipped a dollop on her face and laughed at her as it dribbled down her face and on to her chest.

From there, science be damned. It was you two rolling around smearing mayo on each other. Who removed whose top first? And then the skirts. Flung away! Laughing and shrieking as mayo got in to places it was never destined for.

But now it's just fun. You and Melissa rolling around in undies trying to get more mayo on each other. Melissa's sports bra and your favorite Victoria Secret - where did they go? Who cares! The smell of the mayo and the natural scent of Melissa does something to you and you go to the next level. Tongues tasting bitter mayo and sweet sweet Melissa. Oh the gypsy flies. Drawn to the smell of the mayo. You bat them away as you explore each others bodies.

Exhausted, you and she lay in mayo and giggle. She gives you one last soft kiss and she says she's late for Chem. You just want to lay there and relieve the last 45 minutes.

But, I know that you won't stay without Melissa. Sweet Melissa
 
2017-04-18 11:11:42 AM  
i expected to hear they stuck a wick in it.....not like that , i meant a candle.
 
2017-04-18 11:11:50 AM  
Miracle Whip is now a dollar a jar at 99 Cent Stores.

(I just bought enough to last me the rest of the year.)
 
2017-04-18 11:11:50 AM  
Miracle whip isn't mayo...
 
2017-04-18 11:12:17 AM  
Is it Olde Mayonnaise?

Thee Olde Mayonnaise Emporium!
Youtube IjPN4dqhf6M
 
2017-04-18 11:12:43 AM  

Best Princess Celestia: Miracle whip isn't mayo...


It is to me, dammit!
 
2017-04-18 11:13:15 AM  
FTA: "for a brief time some buildings on the south side of campus ran on mayo power"
 
2017-04-18 11:15:10 AM  

UberDave: Pleased:

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2017-04-18 11:15:22 AM  
Yum -- Heinz Salad Cream
 
2017-04-18 11:16:13 AM  
It's simple. People who like flavour in their food like Miracle Whip. People who like their food to taste like masking tape like mayo.
 
2017-04-18 11:18:32 AM  
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That's the best she'll do, capt'n.  She's running on pure Miracle Whip anna it's overloadin' the injectors.
 
2017-04-18 11:20:23 AM  

killerbee: Yum -- Heinz Salad Cream


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2017-04-18 11:29:42 AM  
"Usually when food products are not quite right, the MSU Food Stores donates them to the local food bank "

What? Oh, so you just assume that the homeless will eat it, they'll eat anything? The homeless don't want your muffin stumps.
 
2017-04-18 11:31:49 AM  
Where there's a whip, there's a way!
Youtube YdXQJS3Yv0Y
 
2017-04-18 11:34:00 AM  
Mayonnaise a of dumb people on FARK.
 
2017-04-18 11:34:13 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Where's the Mayo-vs-Miracle whip crowd?

I'll take the first shot, courtesy of The Oatmeal.

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My total annual mayo consumption is a turkey sandwich the day after Thanksgiving. Never thought about it until I got married and my wife insisted on Miracle Whip. Now for one sandwich a year there is one sad jar of real stuff in the fridge.
 
2017-04-18 11:34:52 AM  

kdawg7736: Mayonnaise a of dumb people on FARK.


Mayonnaise a lot of dumb people on FARK. Stupid stalls on my computer.
 
2017-04-18 11:39:08 AM  

aevorea: If it had happened in the South there would have been an outbreak of mayo wrestling tournaments


If it happened in the South they would have had a picture of Duke's instead of that vile Yankee Hellman's nonsense.
 
2017-04-18 11:47:03 AM  
1250 gallons of old mayonnaise?

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No problem.
 
2017-04-18 11:50:02 AM  
That's nothing.  My bedroom is powered by $240.00 worth of pudding.

/Worth of Pudding!
// awww yeaaah
 
2017-04-18 11:52:42 AM  
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/unavailable for comment
 
2017-04-18 11:59:12 AM  
What's in mayonnaise? Oil, egg, vinegar? They could have made biodiesel.
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-04-18 12:00:23 PM  
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kdawg7736: kdawg7736: Mayonnaise a of dumb people on FARK.

Mayonnaise a lot of dumb people on FARK. Stupid stalls on my computer.

 
2017-04-18 12:02:09 PM  
What's up, Tiger Lily?
Youtube fYnA6_-q4BY
 
2017-04-18 12:07:57 PM  

Highroller48: Miracle Whip? More like Miracle Nay-nay.

/Not a mayo fan.


What a mayo fan might look like:

Belmont Fan Eats Jar of Mayonnaise in Videobomb
Youtube DwE-iXubcUM
 
2017-04-18 12:19:07 PM  
You may call it a miracle whip...

I don't.  At all.  No one with a brain would.
 
2017-04-18 12:20:37 PM  

kdawg7736: kdawg7736: Mayonnaise a of dumb people on FARK.

Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Mayonnaise a lot of dumb people on FARK. Stupid stalls on my computer.


FTFY
 
2017-04-18 12:22:07 PM  
Miracle Whip is a salad dressing (tuna salad, egg salad, macaroni salad, potato salad, etc.) while mayonnaise is a condiment.

You put Miracle Whip IN things. You put mayonnaise ON things.
 
2017-04-18 12:28:40 PM  
Both mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are abominations against all that is good and wholesome. Mayo is the only condiment designed to cover the taste of rotten meat by tasting worse than the rotten meat.
 
2017-04-18 12:29:47 PM  
Yeah, never make a mayonnaise cake with miracle whip. It does not work.
 
2017-04-18 12:30:18 PM  
both are terrible.
 
2017-04-18 12:34:14 PM  

kdawg7736: Mayonnaise a of dumb people on FARK.


Well, you took a running shot at it at least
 
2017-04-18 12:34:16 PM  
oil be whipped, thats kind of eggciting news a miracle like that
 
2017-04-18 12:48:58 PM  
"It was a perfect situation to turn what could have been a catastrophe into something positive for the university."

No, not correct.

Mayonnaise-powered food waste converters are way more-expensive to fuel than your local utility.  This was the perfect situation to salvage a small fraction of the loss and slightly-reduce the cost to the school.
 
2017-04-18 01:01:34 PM  

kdawg7736: kdawg7736: Mayonnaise a of dumb people on FARK.

Mayonnaise a lot of dumb people on FARK. Stupid stalls on my computer.


I don't think you fixed it....
 
2017-04-18 01:14:58 PM  
Mayo is good, Miracle Whip is good.
Dukes is an abomination to FSM and man, it was put on earth to punish people for being bad, that's why it sells so well in the old Confederacy.
 
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