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(WSPA)   Pot smoking "ghost hunters" arrested for breaking into an old middle school. They'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling police officers   ( wspa.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Ghost, Petit Larceny, Burglary Second Degree, Haunted house, Sims Middle School, burglary charges, Cannon, Megan Leigh Petrie  
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2017-04-18 10:48:56 AM  
They also found a marijuana cigarette and a half smoked joint as well, according to the report.

Why would you use the technical term in the first part of the sentence and then use the slang in the second part as if you're talking about two different things?
 
2017-04-18 11:36:23 AM  
Ruh roh.
 
2017-04-18 12:29:48 PM  
www.supernaturalwiki.com

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2017-04-18 12:55:35 PM  

ArkAngel: [www.supernaturalwiki.com image 800x531]

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Ohhhhh Facers! Never mind.
 
2017-04-18 01:05:11 PM  
It seems they're all getting haircuts in jail.

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2017-04-18 01:06:49 PM  
And this 'article' was farking hard to read.  Author used "they" 15 goddam times.

/they must like they
 
2017-04-18 02:17:31 PM  
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2017-04-18 02:18:15 PM  
They also found a marijuana cigarette and a half smoked joint

Which is it?
A marijuana cigarette or a joint?
 
2017-04-18 02:18:38 PM  

blatz514: It seems they're all getting haircuts in jail.

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Which one is the talking dog?
 
2017-04-18 02:18:51 PM  

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real lady-like way to pose, there
 
2017-04-18 02:20:01 PM  
Still better than the Ghostbusters remake.
 
2017-04-18 02:20:55 PM  
What is with all these Pot stories?
 
2017-04-18 02:22:15 PM  
It's a Joint and a Roach dammit.
 
2017-04-18 02:25:06 PM  

American-Irish eyes: What is with all these Pot stories?


It's like eggs. The media has decided it's bad for you again.
 
2017-04-18 02:26:24 PM  
Goddammit, first the Ghostbusters, now they have to gender-swap The Breakfast Club?!

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2017-04-18 02:30:10 PM  
They checked a room and found 2 4 men and 3 a women trying to hide behind the door, according to the report.
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2017-04-18 02:30:37 PM  
Looks like none of them should have been allowed to leave middle school.
 
2017-04-18 02:30:53 PM  
Just because its an abandoned building does not mean its haunted you morons.
 
2017-04-18 02:34:35 PM  
My pool hall is haunted... and I don't even have to smoke pot to prove it!
 
2017-04-18 02:38:25 PM  
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2017-04-18 02:41:11 PM  
Who ya gonna call?
Ghost
Uh Ghost
Gh.....
Didn't I just have a Snickers in my hand a minute ago?
 
2017-04-18 02:43:32 PM  
Fark autoplay videos...
 
2017-04-18 02:43:55 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: American-Irish eyes: What is with all these Pot stories?

It's like eggs. The media has decided it's bad for you again.


4/20 is close upon us. Media wants to get the stories of evil out there and be trolled, before they have do the trolling themselves on the feel-good stories that will soon show up.
 
2017-04-18 02:50:49 PM  
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Looks like Shaggy, their new friend, Daphne (with died hair), Fred and Velma have fallen on hard times
 
2017-04-18 02:54:18 PM  

American-Irish eyes: What is with all these Pot stories?


It's getting close to 4/20.
 
2017-04-18 02:54:43 PM  

jaylectricity: They also found a marijuana cigarette and a half smoked joint as well, according to the report.

Why would you use the technical term in the first part of the sentence and then use the slang in the second part as if you're talking about two different things?


Egads!  You've cracked their coded message.
 
2017-04-18 02:55:50 PM  
Coming soon:  After authorities realize the district still owns the "abandoned" Sims Middle School, the culprits will face penalty enhancements under the Drug-Free School Zone law.
 
2017-04-18 03:02:09 PM  
Ghosts. Not even once.
 
2017-04-18 03:14:23 PM  

jaylectricity: They also found a marijuana cigarette and a half smoked joint as well, according to the report.

Why would you use the technical term in the first part of the sentence and then use the slang in the second part as if you're talking about two different things?


Before it's smoked: "it's just a cigarette, man"
While it's being smoked: "Yeah, bro, it's a joint. You in?"
After it's smoked: "That's just a roach, dude"
 
2017-04-18 03:20:05 PM  
Best ghost hunters are the dudebro ghost hunters.

www.dreadcentral.com
Seriously. One of them once threatened a ghost with a machete. Don't think he's in that pic though.

/maybe the ghost got the machete from him
 
2017-04-18 03:24:45 PM  

grumpfuff: Seriously. One of them once threatened a ghost with a machete.


That only works if the machete is +1 or better.
 
2017-04-18 04:24:10 PM  

Destructor: grumpfuff: Seriously. One of them once threatened a ghost with a machete.

That only works if the machete is +1 or better.


really needs ghosttouch to be completely effective.

\\the geek is strong in this one,.
\\\ less silly than being a 'ghosthunter'
 
2017-04-18 04:28:35 PM  

akya: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

Looks like Shaggy, their new friend, Daphne (with died hair), Fred and Velma have fallen on hard times


Mid-to-late 20's, dressed up in some sort of ghost repelling batman fetish (or just looking to channel a path to Doe & the comet hunters?), a single half-burnt splib between them.  Seemingly ever so polite a bunch they spent the last few moments displacing the ectoplasmic entities behind the door while inviting one another to be the lucky star "you eat it!", "No, YOU eat it!"

I know that by my mid twenties I had little time for anything more than a couple of hits of Fitzhugh Ludlow quality hash to accompany Roddy's Advanced "placement" tape.
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2017-04-18 04:31:04 PM  

vudukungfu: ArkAngel: [www.supernaturalwiki.com image 800x531]

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real lady-like way to pose, there


She looks like she's taking a camp leak in Joshua Tree where every single thing you could sit on is covered in thorns.
 
2017-04-18 06:03:22 PM  

akya: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

Looks like Shaggy, their new friend, Daphne (with died hair), Fred and Velma have fallen on hard times


You may have something there...

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2017-04-18 06:07:18 PM  
I prefer the Venture Bros. version:
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2017-04-18 06:17:12 PM  

jaylectricity: They also found a marijuana cigarette and a half smoked joint as well, according to the report.

Why would you use the technical term in the first part of the sentence and then use the slang in the second part as if you're talking about two different things?


Was one a cigarette laced with pot and the other just a joint?

Wasn't that a cool thing back in the day, lace a cigarillo with other substances?
 
2017-04-18 06:45:40 PM  

grumpfuff: Best ghost hunters are the dudebro ghost hunters.


I prefer Simon R. Green's "Ghost Finders";  like MHI but smaller caliber.
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2017-04-18 06:57:58 PM  
CHARGED
Louie Morris Riddle, 24 (AKA: Woo Woo) - Petit Larceny, Burglary Second Degree, Unlawful Carrying of a Handgun, Simple Possession of Marijuana


...and a more appropriate alias was not to be found...
 
2017-04-18 08:29:21 PM  

blatz514: It seems they're all getting haircuts in jail.


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It could be a high school graduation photo.
 
2017-04-19 08:18:21 AM  
So... Why is this burglary and not trespassing?
 
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